The Twins Of Belleville

Mums Sausage Rolls - A Recipe

2008-05-24T23:22:00.000-07:00

Mums Snag Rolls....

Ingredients:
1kg Sausage Meat in a roll, (you can buy sausage and squeeze the meat out which is also fun.
1 Onion
Cracked Pepper
1 Cup Milk
1 or 2 Packets of Puff Pastry

Method:
Place the sausage meat into a mixing bowl and finely chop the onion to little sauares... tiny almost...
Crack a good load of pepper in.
Mix thoroughly with your hands, cracking the pepper in as you go along.
But not too much pepper.
Lay your sheets of pastry out onto thier supplied nonstick sheets of paper.
One at a time make long stripes up your pasty leaving each column just over an inch apart closer to two inches.
Now in the centre of each row cut the pasty in a straight line down.
Then roll the pastry over like a cigarette over lapping the pastry on the bottom, creating what looks like something you'd see on a 'quit smoking' commerical! An aorta or something, but anyways......
Use a cooking brush to light brush the logs throughly, but not soakingly
on both sides, then cut the long logs down to the sizes you want (an average log makes 3/4 rolls) and place them centimetres apart on a non stick tray. then place in a preheated oven until golden brown! Oven needs to be on about medium high (180').
Make sure you don't forget the milk as your pastry will burn quicker than you can say "David Cook won Idol woowoo"
Once you become comfortable with the process you can experiment with added bonus like garlic, paprika et al. in your sausage mix!
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Poll Results!

2008-05-24T23:04:00.000-07:00

Best Recipe we've posted so far is....
1. French Toast (35%)
2. ANZAC Biscuits (5%)
3. Chocolate Crackles (41%)
4. Scones (17%)
CHOCOLATE CRACKLES!!! But not far behind is the french toast....

Best Idol Show So Far Part 2!
Top 9 - Dolly Parton	(24%)
Top 8 - Inspirational	(12%)
Idol Gives Back	(20%)
Top 7 - Mariah Carey	(12%)
Top 6 - Andrew Lloyd Webber	(32%)

Favourite Of The Idol Top 4 (70%)
David Archuleta (8%)
David Cook (70%)
Jason Castro (20%)
Syesha Mercado (8%)
Marty Simpson (12%)

be sure to get voting on our current polls!

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What To Do....

2008-05-24T14:57:00.000-07:00

What to flippin' do! It's 8am and we woke up a bit ago, passed out on our favourite recliners... but now we can't get back to sleep. we've decided on watching a movie or perhaps even going to see Iron Man today. Who knows, but what to do in the meantime....
perhaps watch a film......
Can't decide between......

Munich
Ed Wood
Full Metal Jacket
Hair
or
Psycho (original version)

hmmmmmmm
......................................
....................................................
well five minutes have passed and we finally decided on Pans Labyrinth!

Yay!

Don't forget our hilarious Limericks!
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Sorry Dad.

2008-05-24T01:02:00.001-07:00

Dad called us from prison today, around midday, but we were fast asleep, here's what he left on the answering machine spread over two messages....

"Hello?..........Kids?...........You're supposed to be there....I'm just....Suzie?...honey?.................(new call)...................Happy Birthday kids, sorry I couldn't call you I was in the hospital with a knife in my gut........please pick up................I'm not going to for......"
then the machine cut out and we were still fast asleep. Our mum out on the farm with Ronnie the help. What do we do? This leaves us in a bigger quandry than the diamond rings....

Blahdyblahblah

2008-05-23T13:29:00.001-07:00

OMG what a night, am soooo over other peoples problems and dramas. I'm so pissed and going to sleep. night! love William.

ps Elisha has fallen asleep with her face in the cats bum, it's so cute!

Dreamtime Round Tips

2008-05-22T08:14:00.000-07:00

William Elisha

Geelong Geelong
Carlton Carlton
Sydney Sydney
Adelaide Eagles
ESSENDON RICHMOND
Brsibane Brisbane
Hawthorn Hawthorn
Roos Bulldogs

Sorry we have been so slack with tips, more so results as of late. Since we have been away we have been slack and a little out of whack.
GO DAVID .C.!!! yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Idol roundup/s will be up soon.

Happy One Hundredth!!!

2008-05-18T17:47:00.000-07:00

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This week two special occasions took place....

We turned 25! and our blog has just now turned 100!!! Woowoo!!!!
We've party'd hearty and now are suffering in our proverbials.

Right now our heads are spinning and Elisha has vomitted twice, once on the cat, yay The Fairies is on NickJnr, go Rhys tee hee,
anyways...

Saturday night ....

Saturday night was a blast, we started the evening off by watching The Triplets of Belleville together and we laughed our little tits off. Well except William who laughed his big tits off. Anyways, about 10pm we lit a bon fire out the back and all sat around it with marshmallows and bertie beetles which Louise had bought for us!
Soon came the donut cake which mum had made for us, she surprised us by placing twin tongue rings that have a blue and pink peace sign on them, we loved them so, especially how they were hidden from us!
The donut cake was delish and we then started on the booze.
We shouldn't really go into too deep of detail but let's just say we will never look at Carlos and Sascha the same way again!

We danced the night away on the dance floor and about 9am or something we all passed out scattered around the house.

A day later and we still haven't recovered. William, who had passed out on mums treadmill, still has a red mark across his face and a major headache, Elisha is still throwing up and her hands won't stop shaking, which is bad for her since she wants to paint a picture, Louise thinks she might be pregnant and Anne gave herself a new haircut, and now has to take a long holiday from work (she's a hairdresser so appearances matter) as the town doesn't like bulldykes, even if only by appearance.

Mum herself got into a bit of trouble from us when in the morning we caught Carlos.... this is where we stop, too much gory details and our mother is now is trouble.

Carlos, just a mo fo.

No pun intended.

Happy Birthday Us!
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Watrings Guest Chapter One

2008-05-17T10:32:00.000-07:00

an ongoing serial by William and Elisha Thorpopoulis

The most anyone had gained from her arrival was a headache. Not to say that she wasn’t welcome, nor her baggage, but the other residence where always sceptical of new folk, especially pregnant thirteen year olds.
She stumbled into town, ragged, filthy, other villages might have discarded her as nothing more than trash, but not widow Watring who untangled herself from her knitting as she scurried out into the snow to help the young girl.
The bruised face of the fragile blonde looked sullen, death warmed up-going cold, Watring threw her own dressing gown over the child, forced her arms under the girls and with a surge of strength- and tenacity, lifted the girl and rushed her inside.
It wasn’t until the young teenager was safe on the couch near the fire place that Watring collapsed into her own recliner.

(ps this is our 99th post, be sure to check back very soon for an extra special ONE HUNDRETH POST!!! WOOWOO!)

Recipus

2008-05-17T10:21:00.000-07:00

RUM BALLS!!!
1 Cup ground Wafer biscuits... you can use marie... or experiment... mm tim tams!
1 Cup pecan crumbs
1 Cup powdered sugar
2 T cocoa powder
1.5 T white Karo syrup or condensed milk
1/4 Cup rum or bourbon

There's no cooking invovled, instead place all the in-greedy-ants into a bowl and mix together.
Roll in powdered sugar or for best result, noix de coco... coconut!

Happily We Partily On...

2008-05-16T20:00:00.000-07:00

Twas our birthday recently, we aint big on the whole age thing, a quarter of a century is disgusting and we aint happy JAN!

But on we shall party, tonight, with a couple of our dearest friends, Sascha, Louise, Anne and the Angulo brothers.

We have never had reason to speak about the Angulo brothers before now so heres abit of an introduction to them.... They are Spanish and only moved to Woppallong in the past year. They work with us down the farm. They are not twins like us (which is good, we want to the be the only twins round here), Ernesto is the youngest of the two at 23 and Carlos is 27. There parents died in Spain in a water skiing accident, thats what triggered them into moving all the way over here. Carlos left behind the love of his life in doing so, His still trying to get her to come over here because he just can't get over her. They came here to be with there sister Pillar, She's been here as long as we can remember.. Shes a real darl. We had seen the boys a few times throughout our lifetime when they'd come here to visit but still don't really know them well enough and fear saying the wrong thing to them. They are nices lads though, Elisha kind of has a crush on one of them but no one but her knows which one. William thinks that it is Carlos and is more than sure that he is right Elisha just want admitt it, She's probably scared and embarrassed of what people would think seeing as she only just got out of her relationship with HIM (grrr, the cunty) and Carlos loves another woman. I guess the whole twin intuition thing makes it hard to keep secretsfrom each other .

We we shall go and start partying it up, we still have to prepare and cook the food for the party. It shall be a blast, dancing around the kitchen.

David Vs David

2008-05-16T10:27:00.000-07:00

We guess we all saw this coming, but could only hope that Syesha would get voted into the top 2 along with KC/DC leaving Arcuhleta out in the cold to endure the wrath of daddy dearest.

But oh well.

We've loved every minute of this season of Idol and cant fucken wait for our own aussie idol to come on!Michael Johns from the moment he stepped out till when he bowed out astounded us and made it worth the while, his talent, voice, charisma and looks are hot to trot so really hope he walks away the biggest star in the end. Public exposure is one thing, having the talent to back it up and deserve it is another!

Make sure you check out our Polls and perhaps even have a laugh at our limericks!
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The second of our Davids is "A.",
Who seemed so incredibly gay,
but hid from his dad,
who would get mad,
"You are not! Now get in your cage!"

In walked a girl called Mercado,
Who's talent is lacking Vibrato,
Tho she has stuck,
Has not gave a fuck,
So is stepping it up to go hard-o.

And the winner it should be the word nerd,
who hasn't slipped up, he's been heard,
his forehead is big,
we'd go to his gig,
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let him come first.

we will post a list of ultimate song choices, tho as typical with idol they'll probably have to sing "thier favourite song... from the competition"
repition, BAH!

Poll Results

2008-05-15T23:15:00.000-07:00

Yay poll results are in, tho we recorded last nights Idol and will sit down to watch it tonight! So sshhh, don't spoil it for us!!!

First up!

The easter egg poll which is mroe important than any! Syesha probably should've been on there but who saw her getting so far?!
David Cook (52%)
Brooke White (17%)
Michael Johns (5%)
Jason Castro (5%)
Carly Smithson (0%)
David Archuleta (17%)
Next off the block...
BEST PEFORMANCE ON IDOL ROUND 3!
Michael J: It's So Wrong But It's Alright (26%)
David C: Always Be My Baby (30%)
Syesha M: One Rock N' Roll Too Many (3%)
Jason C: Over The Rainbow (15%)
Carly H: Superstar (7%)
David A: Sweet Caroline (11%)
Brooke W: For Bravery and Recovery (3%)
WORST PERFORMANCE ON IDOL ROUND 3!
Michael Voted Out (34%)
David C: Music Of The Night (4%)
Syesha M: I Believe (0%)
Jason C: Memory (8%)
Kristy C: Spoilt Bitch Begs For Horse (17%)
David A: Think Of Me (26%)
Brooke W: Stuffs Up and Doesn't Recover (8%)
and then...
THE BEST REALITY SHOW IS...
Big Brother (23%)
Idol (50%)
So You Think You Can Dance (20%)
The Simple Life (0%)
Yasmin's Getting Married (3%)
Other (3%)
COOLEST MOVIE SO FAR IN 2008...
Spiderwick Chronicles (16%)
The Bank Job (25%)
Street Kings (19%)
Alvin And The Chipmunks (9%)
Jumper (29%)

Limericking the Top 12!

2008-05-13T17:11:00.000-07:00

There lived a gay stripper camed David,
When a man walked in, he gave it,
a rub and pull,
a buck or two,
he'd get a hundred if he saved it!

Eleventh in place was Amanda,
She screamed and wailed like a panda,
this chicky rocked,
before she was socked,
then onto the net where we slandered.

Onto the stage came Chiezie,
who's balladry was awful and Cheesy,
a cutie he was,
pity he lost,
our country bumpkin Chikieze Eze.

The littlest one was Ramiele,
Who's 'everything' sent us to hell,
We liked her at first,
But then she dispersed,
Because of not much there to sell.

The one who was robbed was Michael,
Who was tossed outside to recycle,
he was Australian,
we thought he was sailin',
He woulda been Cooks best rival!

Next off the mark was Kristy Lee,
Who's exit was nessessary,
she gave up her horse,
so now she whores,
herself so disgustingly.

There even was an irish girl, Carly,
who looked like she rode on a harley,
but Overmeyer did,
and her album was shit,
But at least her tattoos are gnarly!

And where do we begin with Brooke?
The subtle, accoustic, big sook.
we liked her bag,
she wasn't a hag,
that title goes to Kristy Lee Cook.

Our resident stoner was Jason,
Who looks like he's always chasin',
but at least he's cool,
different for Idol,
And never puked in the basin!

The second of our Davids is "A.",
Who seemed so incredibly gay,
but hid from his dad,
who would get mad,
"You are not! Now get in your cage!"

In walked a girl called Mercado,
Who's talent is lacking Vibrato,
Tho she has stuck,
Has not gave a fuck,
So is stepping it up to go hard-o.

And the winner it should be the word nerd,
who hasn't slipped up, he's been heard,
his forehead is big,
we'd go to his gig,
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let him come first.

leave your own limericks to share with everyone!!!

from our imdb post!
The once was a kid named Archuleta, Who's goal in life was to do better, than his father would yell, putting him through hell, That's why we compare him to Fetta.
There lived a smart man named David, who liked to sit out on the pavement, doing his words, crossing the verbs, If you like this rhyme you can save it!
There was once a chicky called Syesha, who wasn't anything like Moesha, she went on 'The One', that show was dumb, Oh why can't they bring back Lakisha?

Footy Tippies!

2008-05-13T06:08:00.001-07:00

It really sucks cause we've accidently lost the envelope we wrote last rounds tips on, pain in the arse since (by fluke) William tipped Melbourne Demons who went on to win. Don' know why he did, but he got the point (that bastard) so here's this weeks!!!! We're gunna search our titties off for last rounds!

WILLIAM ELISHA

Saints Collingwood

Hawks Hawks

Cats Cats

Bears Carlton

Roos Roos

Crows Adelaide

ESSENDON Sydney

Dogs Bulldogs

Song Choices a la Top 3

2008-05-12T16:30:00.000-07:00

Idol on tomorrow, top 3, woowoo, so let's look at the competition.... and results may surprise...

DAVID COOK: ...Consistant...Original....Refreshing, this guy has taken everything from Mariah the Pariah thru to Lionel Richie to The Beatles and given them the best improvements, making even critics of Idol take note.
Why should he win? Simply, he's the best of the contestants left, has been since Michael left, his unique take on popular songs leaves the imagination open for what else he's going to pull out of his sleeve, then to come out and sing Music On The Night straight whilst his "arch" enemy David A ruined another Phantom classic.

I'm a HUGE fan of Phantom and was sooo dissappointed by Fartchuleta's 'Think Of Me' abomination.

Why shouldn't he win? Exactly, why shouldn't he win?

Song Choices? Blondie's Rip Her To Shreds. Placebo's cover of Running Up That Hill, or even The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring.

SYESHA MERCADO: ....Generic....Hit and Miss....Jazz Cat over Ballad Rat, Syesha has surprised us all and beaten the odds to gain a spot in the Top 3, only time will tell is this was a worthy decision.

Why should she win? Well, she's been somewhat hit, somewhat miss, the occasional jazz number however isn't enough to overshadow the boring generic song chocies, been there done that. Jazzy she can be cool though.

Why shouldn't she win? Do we need to repeat ourselves? The thing about Syesha is that even when she falls she rises, it's up and down, but she's gotten this far which is a true testament to her tenacity and her fan base support. A spot next to Cook at the finale would be better deserved than other certain contestants.

Song Choices? Sober by Kelly Clarkson, Too Hard Too Handle by whoever originated it, or perhaps even Here's Where I Stand from Camp.

DAVID ARCHULETA: .....popular....young....questionable... Daddys favourite son is doing him prouder than your average.

Why should he win? He has the young teen vote, but as we know with these shows, the parents pay the phone bill, the adults get to vote.

Why shouldn't he win? He shouldn't. He doesn't deserve it, his father has been milking his son for all his worth, show after show after show, trying to become famous, and America is just giving the cunt of a man (the dad) what he wants. Stage parents don't deserve to have successful kids.

Song choices? Walk The Dinosaur, hehehe the Tin Lids did this years ago. Actually, whatever he sings will sound like the week before it, so who cares really?

DAVID COOK TO WIN, WOOWOO!

Almost A Centurian...

2008-05-10T13:20:00.000-07:00

Yay! We're almost at 100 posts! Isn't that just the most! Things have been somewhat boring aorund here, Louise decided she wan ted to get sick herself so she came round tonight and we made pizza's and watched some Tarantino movies, it was fun. She bought over Grindhouse and we really liked them (4 stars worth!)
The pizza's were delish, kind of like a spicy barbequey hawaiian with diffrent meats, fucking ripper.
Mum yelled at us for making a mess so we yelled back that we were in the process of making them so "BACK OFF!", mum likes to jump the gun and stress herself out over nothing.
We finally took some bandages off today with Louises help, we're healing fine in case you were wondering.
Anyways, it's late and thought just drop in to say gday and let you know that Grindhouse is really cool, especially for people who HATE that stupid stupid mole Fergie. She makes a cameo and the film tends to tell it like it is - Brainless Tart is the outcome but that's all we're saying!
Since when was she the duchess of Pop!? what a mole, she thinks she's so good when really KELLY CLARKSON is our duchess, queen AND princess of music, FULL STOP.

Hall Of Fame Footy Updated

2008-05-10T12:02:00.000-07:00

Victoria 21.11 (137) Defeated 18.12 (120) Dream Team and what a match it was, tho we only saw parts of it, Elisha watched most as it was on in another room. Unfortunetly we don't get a point for the tip D'oh.
OK, ciao ciao.

The Twins On MSN!

2008-05-09T11:59:00.000-07:00

We are on MSN Messenger so if anyone would like to add us, feel free...

twinsofbelleville@gmail.com we got a passport thingy for it so we can chat on the web with other cool people who watch Idol!

Au Revoir!

A ColourLess Sky

2008-05-09T11:52:00.000-07:00

1/2/05 A colourless sky. Elisha A. Thorpopoulis
What if the sky were to stop reflecting the sea,
so what colouring would then the sky be?
Would we be able to see stars all day round?
Would we lose all our oxygen, the sky could fall down?
Chicken licken was right to panic, she was right to shit it
but as humans, as guests, we have to admit it.
You know, This earth aint going to be around for forever.
And what? Then find a new place, new home in the nether?
As if, take responsibility, please, for your land
get over yourselves, put the earth in your hand.

HouseWife.

2008-05-09T11:43:00.000-07:00

2/2/05Housewife.William A. Thorpopoulis
I sit by my kitchen in a corner and a daze.
A book in my hand, t.v. shows me 'Catch Phrase'.
You stumble in drunk at a quarter to six.
Immediately up, your food I must fix.
“Hurry” you say, you're the man of the house.
Stuff it, I quit, you're no man but a mouse!
You can get your own food, and even your beers.
This slavery shunned, I'm fed up to my ears.
So go ahead and blame it on 'desperate housewives'
fine by me. I don't care, it's the days of our lives.

If Your Girlfriend's A Stripper And You Know It Clap Your Hands...

2008-05-09T11:12:00.000-07:00

It's about 4 something am and we can't sleep. there's no footy tips this week and we've lost the peice of paper, well the envelope, we wrote them on for last week.
This week is the hall of fame Vs victoria in the footy and we are rooting for the Hall Of Famers out of bias to NSW.
Idol was pretty good this week tho the first round of performances were kind of lame but it picked up in round 2.
We're both sick as dogs at the moment (as well as still sore) which is ok by us cause it matches everything else about us (the scarring). Plus we get more time off work. Though hanging around, the monotony of hanging around does get to you and can be stressful especially when you live out in the middle of woop woop boooooring.
We got sick when we were in Queensland and thought that once the sun went down we'd still be ok in t-shirts, but gee did we learn our lessons!
Queensland was awesome, besides certain granny incidents... Grannygate we're calling it, though we can't help but laugh everytime we think about it. Friday Night Live was fun as usual, though the arrogant guys shone through as usual. Nathan won it but BB pulled a whammy and gave the prize to Travis. Lucky bastard. Poorn bastard Nathan who wasn't able to accept the prize due to not being eligible to vote on sundays eviction.
Pretty funny. Though Corey SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY though he did get kicked out early which was SATIS-FYING!

We decided to wear our new diamond ring s out for the first time in QLD thinking it would be ok since we are far away from home, but Elishas skinny fingers got sweaty in the heat and it fell off somewhere in Brisbane, so if you live there, hope you enjoy it, or sell it, and hope it doesn't come to bite us back on the arse.
Every night we do shifts to listen out for cars just in case. Whoever it was that night certainly hasn't forgotten about us. While we were gone the shed at the farm got broken into, we were first blamed but since we were interstate we have an alibi, sweet, we'll admit.
But the other rings are safe and sound now, we aint wearing them EVER AGAIN!
Joss Stone is singing her sweet little heart out on 10 so this is our cue to toodle-oo and make some more pancakes!
US

Biggest Losers...oops.. Big Brother 2008

2008-05-08T02:25:00.000-07:00

What is this fucking show? Big brother or Big BULLY!?
Sick to death of these arrogant wanker men who go into to this and walk around like they are king fucking shit. In the past there's been 1 or 2, maybe 3 if we were unlucky (2006 anyone?).
Saxon claims 'Angry Saxon will come out if people aren't careful..." like he's so fucking good that he can stand there on national TV and bully people weaker than him.
The saddest thing is the teenage girls who vote for this shit always keep the arrogant cunts in there. And then to put corey toss pot in there.
It's so easy for then to walk around in thier groups of 4/5/6+ and pick on everyone from Travis to Dixie to Terri but it's not OK for them to get told off if they do something wrong, nor apologise, it's not even OK for them to pick on someone when it's 1 on 1 cause they can't handle the shit.

ARRRSSSEEEEHOLLLESS

No we don't want more big brother fuck you very much GOLDMAN,
we auditioned this year but of course didn't get in cause we AREN'T arrogant cunts.

FUCK YOU TOO.

aarogant enough for you?

As for IDOL, results show about to start so here's praying for an awesome outcome!!!!

Dear God, Reality TV of late has been so emotionally destroying, from too much Cosi to not enough Michael Johns through to this disgusting display of chauvanistic behaviour on BB, please rectify the situation, or bring back Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Amen.

We Got So Sconed: Another Recipe!

2008-05-05T05:17:00.000-07:00

!!!!SCONES!!!!!
10 mins to prepare
10 mins to cook!
Gets about a dozen...

Ingredients
450g (3 cups) self-raising flour
1 tbs caster sugar
80g butter, cubed, at room temperature
250mls (1 cup) milk, at room temperature
Self-raising flour, extra

Method
Preheat oven to 220°C. Measure all your ingredients. Combine the self-raising flour and caster sugar in a medium bowl. Use your fingertips to rub in the butter until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. To help incorporate some air into the mixture, keep the palms of your hands face-up as you lift the flour to rub in the butter. This will help make the scones lighter in texture. Note, room-temperature butter gives a better result than chilled butter in scones. It is also easier to incorporate into the flour when at room temperature. Butter helps give the scones a tender texture as well as adding flavour.
Add the milk all at once. Use a round- bladed knife to mix together using a cutting motion until evenly incorporated and the mixture begins to hold together. Do not over mix. Again, room-temperature milk is better to use in scones than milk straight from the fridge. The flour mixture needs less mixing to incorporate the room-temperature milk evenly, resulting in a lighter texture. The dough should be soft but not sticky. If it is a little dry, simply add a little more milk. Then bring dough together with your hands.
Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface and knead gently about 4-5 times with your hands, by pressing and then turning, until the dough is just smooth. It is important that you knead gently and don't handle the dough too much. If it is overworked, gluten in the flour will develop which will cause the scones to be tough in texture and heavy.
Use a lightly floured rolling pin to roll out the dough until about 2cm thick. (Alternatively, you can flatten the dough with the palm of your hand). Then use a round 5cm pastry cutter to cut out the scones. Dip the cutter into the extra flour before cutting out each scone. Use a straight-down motion to cut out the scones. Do not twist the cutter as this will cause the scones to rise unevenly during cooking. You can re-roll any scraps and cut more scones; however, these will be slightly less tender than the scones cut from the original dough and will rise less evenly.
As you cut out the scones, place them on a baking tray about 1cm apart. Placing them this close together will also help them rise evenly. I have found there is no need to grease or flour the tray. Sprinkle the tops of the scones with a little extra flour. Bake in preheated oven for 10-12 minutes or until golden and cooked through.

The best way to tell if the scones are cooked is to tap the top of one with your fingertips - if it sounds hollow when tapped, they are ready. Alternatively, insert a skewer into a scone - if it comes out clean, they are ready.

Take the scones out of the oven (Be sure to leave them on the tray AND use oven mits) and immediately wrap them in a clean tea towel. Wrapping the scones will keep them warm and will give them a soft crust.

They can be served warm with butter or jams and even whipped or thick cream.

When we were about 5 we made some scones with our madre, they smelt delicious but since we tend to fight alot, we got into a slap fest and mum forgot them in the oven and they burnt. So the two of us little shits took the scones out onto the farm and played dodgeball with each other. We got black eyes, but mostly from the charcoaled scones, we also swallow heaps of crappy, dry, dough but pretty much couldn't stop laughing. Then Elisha pift one over Williams head so high that it landed in the chookhouse, and killed 2 birds with the one scone.

Recovery

2008-05-04T13:09:00.000-07:00

We still haven't recovered from our cunty fall and this week we have to fly home, lucky we fell AFTER we went to see big brother, but tomorrow we are goign to attempt to walk around Movie World with all of our bandages on!
Should be really really fun!

NOT!

Ouch, we hurt!
http://twinsofbelleville.blogspot.com/2008/05/brispain-sore-story-from-sunshine-state.html

BrisPain: A Sore Story From The Sunshine State

2008-05-03T23:25:00.000-07:00

Il fait chaud... always too bloody warm in Queensland, then again, it could be worse, we hear there is almost snow on our doorstep back in NSW... But anyways, today we decided to go for a walk along a walking track through the suburbs of Brisbane, nothing spectacular... houses and trees... more trees, then some houses... pretty standard stuff in Brissie, but where we come from there are very few houses so we enjoy critiqing all the houses.
Queensland houses are very typical to one another as most are elevated off the ground due to very hilly suburbs. Our relos house has a spiral staircase out front leading to an upstairs front door which we've always thought was just fucking stupid since sometimes people arrive with heavy or awkwardly shaped objects. Like us with our suitcases on the day we arrived, bloody diffy cult.
Anyways, we've loaded up our ipods with the Wicked soundtrack (it's awesome we are goign to melbourne to see it later this year!!!!!!)
and headed off on our trek through north brissie.
We passed a row of identical two door cars, at least 8 of them in a row, all the same model (that new VW that looks like a jelly bean) and all of them either yellow, blue or black. We left our phones at home so couldn't grab a photo on our nokias but it was an hysterical side. Two car doors are funny enough as it is, getting in or out of them isn't exactly the most elegant thing to do in the world, especially with a huge arse, but a row of them on a street where the houses all look alike was priceless, fucken pissa. Anyways, we hurried past them as quickly as we could and got the the foot of a steep hill.
Coming down it was a granny with her shopping car, her floral dress made her look like a fun gran, so we prepared to say gday to her when we approached her.
About 3 metres ahead away from her the two of us were looking at each other and then suddenly we were rolling back down the hill with a shopping cart and someones grandma.
We landed adjacent to the second car in the line of VWs and got ourselves up immediately. We reached down to help grandma up and saw that she was laughing, but bleeding from the head. Ouch, we both reacted immediately, Elisha ran to the nearest house and knocke don the door and William bent down and lifted grandma onto the grass.
He asked her if she was ok, and she just smiled and said
"Apples were on special at Coles" and he turned around and saw almost 50 red apples spread out across the path and naturestrip, with one or two on the road and a fw under a yellow VW.
Then she closed her eyes and fell into Williams lap, the smile still on her face. He checked for a pulse, which she had, but knew she shouldn't go to sleep, so he tried to wake her up, some woman in her 40s in a dressing gown came out of her house with Elisha, she was on a portable phone talking to the ambulance.
William was still trying to wake the old lady up, she was making mumbled noises yet still smiling, so Elisha reacted on instinct and tipped her water bottle over the grannies face, she woke up almost instantaneously, we breathed a sigh of relief and told her she will be ok the ambulance was on it's way.
The woman in the house then proclaimed that she wasn't needed so turned around and went inside.... IF YOU READ THIS BITCH FACE, SCREW YOU, YOU COULD HAVE STAYED YA LAZY COW!
We were both covered in scraps, cuts and our own blood, our bodies ached and our heads hurt, the hill is pretty steep and we fell a fair way down, NEVER, EVER, AGAIN.... we will now live life without sharp objects, hard floors or dangerous situations beacuse we both look like we have pizza's for faces, William nearly lost a nipple, Elisha nearly gained one, so the least the bitch could have done was ask us if we needed help.
But no, of course not, typical bogan.
An yways, the ambulance arrived within minutes and we both yelled at some neighbours who were stickynosing
"Fuck off if you can't help us!" we told them, sick of onlookers who were lazy and didn't have a band aid....or fifty.
The ambos lifted the old lady onto the stretcher, when she saw the 2 men, she smiled even more, and told them about the apples too.
They asked us if we needed assistance, and whilst we did, we figured it was best to go back to Aunty Mays.
We arrived back, looking like sad sacks of shits and dripping blood, the walk pained us as each step seperated the rips in our skin, all the cuts and grazes rubbed against our clothes which were also worse for wear after the tumble. Then we reached the fucking stairs, we both looked at each other then with a burst of energy and ...tenactiy... strength or even recklessness, we ran nup the twisted stairs in 4 whole leaps. Arriving on the front landing, we collapsed immediately. William fell on top of our cousins cat Beckhamballs, who screeched and hissed then clawed William (who screamed like a bitch) till he escaped.
William just lied there in twice the agony than he was before, with many more lascerations across his back.
It was up to Elisha, she tried to reach up for the doorbell but couldn't reach it, then realised the knob was lower down and she COULD reach that... though it was locked. We both sat there for 5 minutes trying to decide what to do, then suddenly they heard someone coming up the steps... they reached the top and it was a woman, 59 years old (though 60 on wednesday as she kept telling us) carrying a small chihauhau (named Talouse-Latrec) she's our cousins neighbour and has been for 22 years.
She saw us and gasped, she asked what we were doing on the floor of the porch and with such horrible injuries all over...
We told her we couldn't get inside or get thier attention cause of the pain....
She replied... "Why didn't you just knock"
It was at that point we realised how fucking stupid we both are.

Love, us

Footy Tips /The Big Smoke

2008-05-03T08:24:00.000-07:00

Sorry our footy tips are so late up, Trust us though the tips were done prior to the weekend its just we have been quite busy, been up to brissie cause our cousins live up there. They are so different from us those city folk cousins of ours, and we don't seem them very often but we always visit this timeof year so we can see a BB show together. This year we went to the first of the friday night live of the year (yes we saw the midget get hurt, not nice, not nice at all.) Poor Rima. All in all a few days away have been good for us but we look forward to arriving home on tuesday so will probably write then!
Love US

Biggest Fatties Finale! Cosi Doesn't Win WooWoo!

2008-05-01T02:35:00.000-07:00

Now before anything, we haven't watched this weeks Idol yet because there's a few Aussie shows in thier first week.... or like tonight, thier last and so we recorded Idol and will watch it tomorrow night....

But for now...

THE BIGGEST FATTIES FINALE!

We like the biggest loser cause it's a reality show you can cry too for something GOOD.

We always call Debbie Carol, cause she looks like a carol!

Michael doesn't look as good as what he coulda but Shaun looked fucking fantastic!!! Michael needs to be having sex with Sheridan 24/7 so he sweats it all out!

John looks better than what he could've considering his health.

Sheridan looks stunning!!!!!!!

Our pick is for Allison to win and second best would have to be Sam. Maybe even equal first, who knows.

So we've established the little tosser Corey is going into the house. The show just lost 2 fans, and according to "ratings law" that means probably about 20,000 or more other people are switching off too! Here's hoping that the housemates run the tude little cunt into the ground. He doesn't deserve to be on there nor does he deserve anything other than a "Wayne Carey" glass in his face. Violent, sad, but true, he's an IDIOT, WHY IS HE GOING ON THERE!?!?! We were under the impression that by ocming back in 2008 they'll be making the show better, not running it so far into the ground they are making even it's biggest fans disgusted!!! And we stuck by it through the turkey slapping and everything!

Here's hoping one of the blue teamsters or one of the few nice red team members can take home this money! Or even a black teamster.

Cosi is a Mozzie! OI! OI! OI!

anyways...

Think we prefered Nicola (if at all) when she was fat, now she just looks like a cheap hooker! And the next person to deserve Wany Careys wine glass in his face is COSI! What a tosser, thinking he's al cool, can't wait to spit in his face. Bring him down to earth a little. Gary is OK, but too friendly with Cosi. And where was Va-J.J.? Was his little escape costly of any finale benefits??? HAHA.

Ajay is rude and ignorant to presume it was a good day for us to find out that Cosi is going to be a father. Some people only deserve a slap across the face. Ajay, keep going and you will too.

That's not fair, Steven shouldn't be allowed on there! Ha ha how embarrasing for the poor fattie when his daughter starts to cry as he picks her up!
Yay Michelle is who we are excited about AND WOAH! Quick call the fire brigade, we got a hot one here! And Bryce also.....
WOAH! Here's hoping he can take out the prize.
Hah! They can't get hold of VaJJ!

WOW Bryce has lost 52.2kgs!!!! I guess 31/32 thousand is better than 30 grand.

It's such a shame that both of us aren't chubby, we could apply!! We still good, and Elisha be like a running temptation gag who's trying to get healthy (she's incredibly thin for her age and height, it makes Mum worry) whilst William competes in the house as his man boobs also make mum worry.
(They also make me giggle)
Also, it's unfortunate that we aint good looking enough to compete in the big brother house, Elisha's 10 times the man that most of them are!

Michelle must be auditioning for deal or no deal with her new haircut.

Pardon us while we vomit with Cosi thinking he's a sensation. HE'S A PRICK. NOTHING MORE. A TINY SHRIVELED DICK AT THAT, AND HAHA BRYCE LOST MORE WEIGHT AND EW HE BET NICOLE BET PERCENTAGE SHHHIIITTTTT! How dare he compare himself to Homer Simpson! PFFFT FUCK OFF LOSER.

Nicola the mole-a, won't beat his percentage which we'd prefer her to hve it over him. Ouch, Gary needs 62.5 kgs to beat mozi, he'll probably get 55.........................FUCK 70 POINT FUCKING 9!!!! WOW!!!!!

WOOOOT COSI GETS NO MONEY, LAHOOOOZAAAHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

If we were Gary we'd roar too. Except we'd do it in mozis face. Sheridan looks like she can challenge Gary for the money!!! OOHHH, Shitvers!
41.3 kgs is what she needs "that's an olsen twin she says" hahaha she's funny! We liked her so all the best love.................FUCK!!! where Gary was 34% Sheridan the darling has hit 3 7!!!! SUCK IT COSI!

Here comes Carol, oops I mean Debbie, wow 43.1 kgs!!!! Good on her! She's lost more than some of the youngsters, WAY more and she's older so it's harder for her not only that but she left the competition earlier!

Shaun needs 62.5 but perhaps he's done it cause he looks awesome! Also for his age.
80 fucking kilos!!!!!! well, 79.8 FUCK! Poor sheridan, but still, Shaun is deserving! He woulda worked his arse off. from bloody 10% more than Sheridan. Don't think anyone can beat him from here!
GO SHAUN! Good on you, you look GREAT! 30 Grand is a nice days picnic.

Kirsten looks so skinny!!! If she wins, we won't be dissappointed, good on her, it's just we want to see the others win more.

Sam doesn't look as cute now that he's skinny! Awwwwww!

GO ALISON!!!

WWWWWOOOWWWW, Is that Alison or Sophie Faulkner!? FUCK!
Well, guess she DID want to become a yummy mummy, did she want to be a MILF tho? HOPE SO!

Why is Alison featured on a biggest loser fit club ad when the others haven't. does that mean she won it?!?!?

wow Alison is 66kgs WOAH!!!! Sheeshers!!!
Kirsten doesn't pull in enough numbers but still should be extremelly proud of her efforts.... Good on ya Kiki! But it's up to Sam......

He needs about 70.2kgs lost to win this.........................71!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAMMY!!!!!!
Bittersweet since we really wished Alison could win it, but still
GGGGGOOOOO SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's gunna be some "world first" so guess we'll stick around for it...
After this commercial break....
Ads..... PFFT.
It's probably goign to be runner up prizes for Kiki and Alili but who knows with this show!

Hope Terri gets to go back into the house. Make amends for her problems with Nobbi (Asians in general).

Ha ha the surprise is they are going to weigh all the contestants together...

Together they weighed 4051.9kgs!!! Sheesh! Now they we 2897!!!

Good on them, and love the obnoxious laugh from AJay it's so cute!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Contestants Jewelllery was supplied by "The Family Jewels" Oh how we love Australia!

Oh shit Lost is on and we're missing the start!!!!!!!!

tata!

GO SAM!

Poll Results

2008-05-01T00:03:00.000-07:00

Howdy, poll results are in again,

Firstly...
TEDIUM SET IN WHEN....
Oprah gave another gift... (15%)
Britney made another headline... (24%)
Amy Winehouse HAD another line... (24%)
Paris has a new reality show... (9%)
ANOTHER baby adopted by a Hollywood Mole... (27%)
33 helped deicde what they were sick of... soon there will be a male version!

Secondly...
WHO WOULD LOOK HOTTEST IN THE NUDE....
Laura Bush (0%)
Ali G (20%)
Dame Edna (30%)
Rubeus Hagrid (50%)
A quickie this one was with a better than expected result, poor Laura Bush Left out in the cold with zero votes. POOR POOR LAURA, WHATCHYA GUNNA DO? Your husband is a moron, watchoo gunna doooo!
GO HAGRID!

Thirdly....
BEST IDOL SHOW SO FAR...
Auditions (5%)
Hollywood (5%)
Semi Finals (16%)
Top 12 - Lennon/McCartney (22%)
Top 11 - The Beatles (11%)
Top 10 - Year Of Birth (38%)
Looks like Top 10 was a clear winner.

Fourthly....
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF PAST YEAR OR SO....
Surf's Up! (14%)
Ratatouille (44%)
Bee Movie (7%)
The Simpsons Movie (22%)
Shrek The Third (0%)
Horton Hears A Who (7%)
Beowulf (3%)
A tremendous 27 voted this round of Animation, can't wait for WALL-E!

Thanks to everyone for voting, we both are pleased with the responses, don't forget to look for our easter egg poll and also the rest of them on the side of the page!

Enjoy, love us!

25 fucking points

2008-04-30T06:25:00.000-07:00

T'was just playing bejewelled for like an hour on and off, and was soooo close to beating Williams high score in action mode.... so fucking close I tell you. I thought I was going to beat it and got all fucking cocky only to miss out on it by 25 fucking points. 25 points I tell you, I'm so very pissed off about it all. William thinks its quite funny mind you, And his been rubbing it in bad. Ah well, I think after playing that game for that amount of time I did I have had enough for of it for a while. Though I do really wanna beat his score at it!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fucking stupid BB is so shithouse this year, So dissapointing. Corey so better not be going into the house I swear or they deserve to be axed, And we have always supported BB up until now. His no fucking superstar, his just some wanker or a kid who thinks his top shit because he had an outragous party... cool.... NOT! Lets all go out and be fuckheads and chuck a massive party full of no one we know and cause alot of damage to others property and cop cars and then we will all be cool ass celebraties too......

The House Mates

2008-04-28T02:14:00.000-07:00

They all seem young again this year besides Terri of course. Burt one old fart doesn't make the average high any higher. Just makes them stick out like a sore thumb

Terri seems like a laugh, if not racist.

Saxon seems like a tool, like the other Saxon. Either this guy is really full on or he's an actor. A bad one at that.

Haha now that Terri has gone in it's kind of refreshing to hear the commentary coming from Kyle and Jackie O even though they are being kind of mean this is what they are good at... talking about stuff on the radio.

William can relate to Bianca cause he has big boobs too. Hope this is an example of 'more than meets the eye' tho cause they were supposed to be getting varied housemates... not bloody more young big boobied babes!

Just missed somebody cause we were making popcorn but we walked in on Bridget who seems just another blonde bimbo.

Oooh, a doctor! or a vet! hehe! We like her already! Alice looks like an absolute darling and hope we see lots of her!

Travis looks really annoying, and not just because he likes the backstreet boys. Oh yeah and the voice too. But how can he be straight? Oh, a good news bible, that "explains" it. But yes, he did look pissed off at Kyles comments. But he's gone onto Big Brother, get used to it.

Rory looks like he also might be more than meets the eye even tho hid body is easy on the eye....

but it's Renee who's got us cheering again like we did for Alice. She's all tomboy like and works at an abbattoir, hope her and Alice get along!

OK, now things just get ridiculus, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING AGAIN!!!!

What happened to diversity!?!?!?!?!?

ARSEHOLES!

Love, Us

Ten Minutes To Go!

2008-04-28T01:42:00.000-07:00

Yay Big Brother starts tonight so we thought we'd introduce the housemates to y'all!
We've already met a few...

Terri the 53 yr old grandma with a fetish for Pauline Hanson
Travis, some annoying guy with an annoying voice
Dixie looks like a tonne of fun and good value all the way
Saxon makes it twice for a 'Saxon' in the house... who knew it was a real name?!?
Rima looks like a gun and can't wait to watch her "patronize the patronizers"!

We think it's hilarious they advertised the housemates to be revealed during SYTYCDA but instead showed them during Rove making people tune into SYTYCDA! haha, crap show, it needs Todd McKenney to pass out on the stage in a pool of his own vomit and urine.

so who else will there be??? Only ten minutes to go!

Footy Tippen

2008-04-27T08:42:00.001-07:00

Her Tips His Tips
0 Essendon Essendon 0
1 Geelong Geelong 1
1 Carlton Carlton 1
2 Bulldogs Bulldogs 2
2 St. Kilda Port Adelaide 3
3 Brisbane Brisbane 4
3 Sydney North Melb 4
4 Hawks Hawks 5

Current tally will be added once we've added up last week!

Elisha 29 William 25

Alone

2008-04-27T06:36:00.000-07:00

It's never a good thing when you're walking the streets at night and you're alone and suddenly you hear running footseps towards you. What do you do then, do you shit yourself and run or shit yourself and stay on the stop. Maybe ducking your head a little or giving out a litle yelp...

That's what you might do but all Elisha and Louise could do as the man ran towards them was stand there pretending to be trees.

So the man ran past them, not seeing them in the darkness nor Elisha's backpack which she hastily dropped. But he certainly felt the rock as it connected with his face as he hit a bush of scotch thistles.

But all they could do was stand there pretending to be trees.

Until the man looked up and noticed he wasn't alone.

He then ran off again.

Poor guy.

Tips' So Far!!!

2008-04-26T08:02:00.000-07:00

Her Tips His Tips
Essendon Essendon
Geelong Geelong
Carlton Carlton
Bulldogs Bulldogs
St. Kilda Port Adelaide
Brisbane Brisbane
Sydney North Melb
Hawks Hawks

How did you get port William, ya fucken arsehole!?

Her Tips

2008-04-24T23:32:00.000-07:00

Essendon
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
St. Kilda
Brisbane
Sydney
Hawthorn

Poll Results!

2008-04-24T00:11:00.000-07:00

Well well well, haven't we all been passionate about Michael Johns' performance of We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions in fact 50% of voters voted for the aussie! And neither of us could agree more, close behind was David C's Elenor Rigby, well not close since Michael was a runaway and a last minute vote secured one for David A's You're The Voice...
Which also won worst performance round 2 equivalent with 'American votes Kristy through' and both finished up on 26%, closer behind this time is Kristy Pee with God Bless the USA with 16% and even tighter behind is Rammys In my Life from Top 12... with 13%
We also polled peoples favourite puzzle and Sudoku won that (our new one will be ready soon) next behind is Crosswords (38% and 26% respectively) and who thought spot the difference would make a dash for the finish line with 23%. We know we didn't!

There are more polls than ever now so hope you keep voting and don't forget to scroll down for the results and perhaps an easter egg poll!

Twins In Cinemascope!

2008-04-24T00:09:00.000-07:00

Hey kids we've got a new blog initiative going now...

THE TWINS IN CINEMASCOPE!
http://twinsinfilmville.blogspot.com/
We'll be putitng movie reviews up and once our book club gets going we'll start our own book club too!

First book will be Damien Leiths 'One More Time' so hope you get yours to join us!

cheers big ears' and same goes' big noses!
US!

He's Here... The Idol Of Americaaaaa!

2008-04-23T16:20:00.000-07:00

Who knew David Cook could do Phantom so well, yikes! Well guess we all figured after last weeks Pariah Carey ditty he has this in the bag... FINGERS CROSSED!!!!

But he was the last performer for the night so who how did they all go before him...

To the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber we begin...

Overture: Syesha, a sexy, sultry jazzed up peice complete with hair moose. An awesome leap from the crapola balladry yet her voice is still generic and or boring, there may just be no winning for poor Siyesha, though a career in the touring company of Hairspray perhaps.
6/10... 3 each.

Act One Scene Two: Jason Castro jumps into the freezing cold deep end and sings Memory from Cats. His voice works nicely with this song cause it's about desperation, it's about dying, it's about pain. His voice works on a level that his big notes are restrained but thought out and thoughtFUL, but mostly MEANINGful... if you get our drift. Though our mum hated it so that wasn't good, she hated it enough to call us upstairs to tell us!
8/10 from us (4 each) but 2/10 from mum "For showing up!"

Act One Finale: Brooke White, ooh interesting choice from Brookers this week! Eeeek, ouch, breaks our little tar filled hearts to hear her stuff up, extremelly brave however, even though she sounds awesome, despite the stuff up we still, love, her... However, we digress, this is the second time our darling Brooke has slipped up, the first time was allowed because she was in control, this time, she stopped everyone, and whilst that was brave, it could backfire. But still, back on track, the recovery is something special and she's singing her little non-tar-filled heart out!
9/10 (4 and a half on each)

Entracte: David Archuleta steps up to open our second act with a doozy (in a good way) of a song from Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, Think of Me..think of us genius, Andrew-Lloyd-Web-Er, and whilst we like this arrangement it's not really as memorable as the classic yet boring original, which is saying something. Sir Lloyd Webber is spot on though, we learnt this when we worked at KFC, you disconnect with your audience when you close your eyes. Mean, imagine if we closed our eyes here...
It'ds loiok like this! oh shit, ok so that wasn't that bad, but this song kinda is but still... Agree with Simon but also strangely like the arrangement...
7/10 (3 and a half each) Disneyish again. We half expected a red lobster to jump up to kiss the girl.

Act Two Scene Two: Carly Smithson breaks new christian ground on Idol by singing a song that mentions Jesus Horatio Christ about 39 times (shock horror) but still she's kicking arse!!! WooWoo, gospel rock really suits her so hope next week is the songs of Hillsongs...
9and a half/10.

Finale Ultimo: David Cook. Wow. All we need to say. If he doesn't win this then the show is silly.
10/10!

Playout/Exit Music:
Tomorrow night/tonight Syesha was good but we don't like her so bottom 3, also David Archuleta, and unfortunetly Jason there too.
Tho Brooke might be vulnerable, BROOKEBACKERS UNITE!!!
woowoo!

Best David Cook
Next Carly Smithson
Third Brooke White
SoSo Jason Castro
Meh Syesha Mercado
Bah! David Archuleta

Love, We....

look out for our footy tips too!!!

I Wanna Be Like Lindsay!

2008-04-23T06:14:00.000-07:00

So we too can go to jail for one whole day and come out as Lesbians!!!

that silly, silly, bitch.

His Tips

2008-04-23T05:27:00.000-07:00

I couldn't be bothered waiting for Elisha to put her tips on the fridge (though she's always got her tits IN the fridge :p ... oh wait, that's me) oops, sorry Ellie, wel always, I'm bored and she's on a date with the guy she stole off me so here's my tips!

ESSENDON!!!
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
Port Adelaide
Brisbane
North Melb
Hawthorn

Our Space

2008-04-22T22:43:00.000-07:00

Woowoo, the twins are on My Space now kiddies so come join in the festivities and add us as your friend!
http://www.myspace.com/twinsofbelleville
We love you too!

Elisha and William

Andy Lloydy Webby

2008-04-21T10:03:00.000-07:00

SONG CHOICES FOR IDOL THIS WEEK!!!

woo woo, things got a little rough this week in the Thorpy house, but Elisha is going to write that up tomorrow night, anyways, onto idol song choices with our favourite week... MUSICALS!!!!!! AAANNNDDDD just to spice things up a little bit we're going to chuck in song choices from (some of) the evicted contestants cause we really really love musicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SYESHA MERCADO: With One Look from Sunset Boulevard... Could We Start Again Please/I Don't Know How To Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar MEMORY from CATS!

DAVID ARCHULETA: CLOSE EVERY DOOR from JOSEPH!!!

BROOKE WHITE: Another Suitcase In Another Hall from Evita... Everything's Alright from JCS

DAVID COOK: Poor Jeruselem from JCS... Oh What A Circus from Evita... Don't Cry For Me Argentina!

KRISTY LEE COOK: One More Angel In Heaven from Joseph (cause she likes her coloured coat songs)

MICHAEL JOHNS: Poor Jerusalem from JCS... Good Night and Thank You from Evita

JASON CASTRO: Make Up My Heart from Starlight Express... Any Dream Will Do from Joseph

CARLY SMITHSON: Take That Look Off Your Face* from Tell Me On A Sunday... You Must Love Me from Evita

AMANDA OVERMEYER: By Jeeves from By Jeeves... I'm Very You, You're Very Me from Tell Me On A Sunday

CHIKIEZE EZE: One More Angel In Heaven... Capped Teeth And Ceaser Salad from Tell Me On A Sunday

Hope it's another good one this week!

*Flippin' love this song, "Take that look of your face (take that look off your face). I can see through your smile (I can see through your smile), You would learn to be right, I bet you couldn't sleep well last night, coudln't wait..." WOOWOO!

The Apostlypse

2008-04-20T03:59:00.000-07:00

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH, AS IT IS, IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US, AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
Amen.

prologue
The young man had gone through his fair share of heartache and pain, break-ups, bullying, molestation, girlfriends miscarriage, you name it he was there. That's why he turned to the Almighty. The almighty God, the Church.
He stepped into the chapel, a slight limp in his right leg caused by a stab wound. Two dollars in the collection tin at the entry.
The start of something grand.

-Who are you and where does God fit into your life? The preist started his sermon. A good turn out for such a windy winters morning.

It left the young Man pondering who he truly was. Who he was in God, who God was in him.

-To be one in your relationship with God you MUST worship, and admire, and know that Jesus died for our sins, give up those luxuries in life that Satan has bought upon us to lead us away from the church and God.

With that, he did.

Ten years later, the young man not so young. His problems, not a spec of dust on the podium where he stands and reads from the bible every day for the hundreds of worshipers that flock to his church.

The Apostlypse. By William A. Thorpopoulis. 22/12/04
Circa. Year 2056

A young man stood on the cold stone steps of the church, bottle of Vodka in one hand, his other resting on the knee with the stab wound, his right. Why he hadn't gone to the hospital is beyond anyone's mind, but this isn't a time where hospitals are the place to go, this is a time of worship, and thankfulness of the lord who bought us here. The man, one of the very few left in Satan's possession. The rest of the world has bowed it's knee's to the church, not necessarily by choice, but when does a member of public get to do something without authorities having a hand in tearing that down. So the world has come to this, No public bars, no local swimming pools, not even a child care centre to look after the little ones. A church on every street, taking over from the houses which have now become huge halls, where our residents of earth spend there days, not working, but worshiping, the only food source comes from the lord's good will and power. From where exactly, this writer does not know.
It all started 7 long years ago. A leader in the catholic church put their foot down about some illegal happenings at a town hall, and quicker than you could say 'abomination', it happened. Children were being ripped out of schools, television stations burning down to a crispy burnt nothing, the town's, then states, then countries and lastly, the World's supply of alcohol, drained into the oceans and rivers. We couldn't have Satan taking over the earth, the earth which God so lovingly made.
Eventually there was nothing, a barren land of people, very few animals, and the only buildings left standing, the Church.
For the first year the two main church denominations, Christian and Catholic, fought for power, but nothing could succeed the power of the Catholic faith, that bought down every other belief system known to man.

The following years involved men working side by side, while the wives stayed at home pregnant, due to lack of contraceptives, or gathering food from the little resources left. The church denounced food eventually though, saying the only food we need is the food of love from the lord and god. The population followed like the sheep they had become since MTV hit television screens, fearing the worst had they not. For that is what the church promised. Faith, or death.

Not many chose death, a few chose to defy the church and ran off into the wilderness, never to be seen again. Except for one, our friend here on the church steps. One who has now seen the light.
The man had run off as a young man at his Father's orders.

-Run, run Billy, for your life, for your Mother, for me, do it, now.

And he gave him a sack containing a few belongings. A family picture, some bread and fruit, some tin food and a bottle of water.

-And here, Billy, take this, a bottle of Vodka, your grandma gave it to us for our housewarming last year, take it, but DON'T let anyone find it, or catch you drinking it. Now GO.

Billy ran off, leaving his half dead mother and grieving Father to be slaughtered by the Zealots for not participating in mass that morning.
One Zealot had followed, but Billy soon lost him in the forest on the edge of town.
Now Billy returns, Vodka in hand, at our local church door.

On his way through a dense part of now rubble, a crazy old man, wearing a long ragged coat jumped out and stabbed Billy, his free hand reaching for the bottle. A slight yelp and quick rumble later, the old man lay dead, his head squashed between two concrete blocks, probably from what was someone's house. Billy hadn't meant to kill the man, only to defend his rights and the full bottle of vodka that hadn't left his person in over 5 years.

Billy sat down on a rock and opened the bottle, the 8 year old bottle of spirits fresh and full of demons only Satan could know. The smell hit Billy's nose, it knocked him back. He held his nose and tipped the entire bottle onto his bleeding leg. A scream to awake the dead filled the streets.
A thousand heads popped out of every nook and cranny, followed by bodies, all with crosses and pictures of Jesus printed on their shirts.

-Be one with God. Their voices rang through his ears, was it time. It was time. He ventured unto the nearest Church.

Bringing us to the now, as God so often does, Billy stands on the cold stoned steps, his toes poking through the tatty shoes he has worn since he ran away.

He opens the door.
A not so young man stand in the doorway, bible in hand, close to his heart. Probably 50 people lay on the ground, smiles from ear to ear, hands on hearts, speaking a language not known to man, but known to a god. Billy walks in. Billy knows what he's getting himself into, he watched it all happen from his spot in the forest, in the trees. Billy knows nothing, Billy's with God now. Billy is no-one.
God.

THE END

ps. wrote this years ago and couldn't be bothered checking it for spelling or errors now, didn't even re-read it but enjoy!

Footy Tipping Results

2008-04-20T03:48:00.000-07:00

ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda _______
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn _______
______ north melbourne
carlton carlton
TIE!
_______ port adelaide

Elisha 25 William 20

Footy Tips Round 4

2008-04-17T03:30:00.000-07:00

ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda Essendon
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn brisbane
collingwood north melbourne
carlton carlton
bulldogs bulldogs
west coast port adelaide

Recipe Number 3!!!

2008-04-17T00:44:00.000-07:00

CHOCOLATE CRACKLES!!!

4 cups Rice Bubbles
1 ½ cups sifted icing sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
250gm hard vegetable shortening or copha.. we reccomend the copha
2 tablespoons cocoa
24 patty pans

Mix the first 3 ingredients and cocoa together.
Melt the vegetable shortening or copha in a small pan (be vigilant!) and then
Pour in melted vegetable shortening into the coconut/cocoa/rice bubbles and icing sugar mix.
Mix them together with a spoon, thoroughly so the mixture is all brown
Put into patty pans and chill in the fridge
Makes 24

Choccy crackles are an excellent treat for telly, parties, school or even just to have on hand instead of lollies!

When we were young we once took a box of choccy crackles to school and threw them at some bullies! We got in more trouble than the bullies ever did though because one of the chocolate crackles blinded Rokko who now has the most gorgeous guide dog cause of us....

Pariah Mariah Carey and the Scary Idol n Abdul Debut

2008-04-16T22:42:00.000-07:00

Great, another night of over produced, under written pop ballads about poor little Mariah bigboobs and the man she can't get. Poor poor Mariah, what's you gunna do, Mariah the pariah, whatchoo gunna do? Go on Idol of course, so here goes.

Randy Jacksons Wet Dream (a novella in 7 parts)

Chapter One: David Archuleta, bet he does 'When you Believe' low and behold, pffft, what a litte trollop. Typ-i-cal. Bring on Syesha and 'Hero' or another drenchy ballad. But here goes David and his voice still doesn't sound very appealing, yeah he's hitting notes but he sounds like he's being strangled. overall, 6/10

Chapter Two: Carly, now the proceedings shold begin, she's singing Without You, surprise surprise, if she hadn't tho she'd fail. Tho it's started and sounds a tad Kelly Clarkson, but sitll, nice, intense. 8/10

Chapter Three: Ha! Syesha! What a surprise, and no she's not singing Hero or a shit song we don't care for though, hang on yeah, it's another song we couldn't give two shakes of a hoot owl for. Screechy, bent and just plain generic, 7/10

Chapter Four: Brooke decides upon Hero, how sweet and we can only imagine where this is going. We like brooke, she has that whole Delta thing going, can't wait to hear her originals.. this is nice, accoustic, no backing orchestra, beautiful. lovely. 9/10

Chapter Five: Klitsy sing song shit all country like, she's crap so let's move on. 0/10

Chapter Six: David Cook, wow wow wowoowow smokin' hot, this guy is crazy cool (even cooler than The Vengaboys) and HE MUST WIN IT!!!
Who isn't sick of this song and then to hear this version shit all over everything else so far, 10/10 WE MISS MICHAEL!!!!!

Chapter Seven: Jason Castro, really good to see Mariahs input working, some of these guest mentors don't do thier job properly, but that's a tad surprising. Anyways, another nice, latino/accoustic flavoured ditty from Jason, sit really nice with him. 9/10

Epilogue: A few standouts, but David C wiped the floor with everyone else. Kristy should go it was horrid. If someone good goes again then the voters are silly. Tho it's already happened we don't know and shall find out soon!

Ciao, ciao, US!

Hairy, Carey and Scary Strawberries

2008-04-16T03:24:00.000-07:00

Afternoon,

Idol is on tonight, woowoo, but unfortunetly we don't like Mariah Carey so we aren't doing a song list. And as usual it will be full of ballads and christians songs because we know Mariah epitimizes everything christian.

Our weekend was cool, we went to an op shop and bought a second hand vinyl player because we accidently broke the other one in a slapping bitch fight because William wanted to listen to Madonna and Elisha was up for Pet Shop Boys. Needless to say the gloves came on and the hair came out and the bitch (whichever one of us, take your pick) knocked the thing off our kitchen bench and it landed on our chihauau Wesley.

William dug a hole by the backyard pond for Wesley Goulash DePingleton and mum sang a jesus song whilst Elisha made a coffin. The three of us as a wonderful team. All togetherness.

R.I.P WESLEY GOULASH

We went to work as usual this week, early starts are a killer when you like to party, yes, we like to party, we like, we like to party, ahhh, the Vengaboys were crazy awesome! Anyways, the strawberry farm we work at isn't a hassle to get to or nothing so we generally allow a 30 min sleep in. Anyways, tuesday morn for some reason we didn't. In fact we both woke up 30 mins earlier and decided to leave straight for work. We have no idea why, boredom we figured but ended up leaving much earlier than we needed too as we are usually the first to arrive in the morning... (So first to leave in the afternoon).

So anyways, neglecting to pack our lunches, Darlene in the lunch room packs a mean Meat Pie on tuesdays, we set off for work in the darkness.

Our styrofoam cupped coffees kept our hands warm as we walked the 20 minute shortcut. It cuts thru a small woods away from the road, but we can still see and hear cars on the country road, though that's never the case this early in the morning, as we said we are the first people to arrive and the road leads directly to the farm so there's no need for traffic at 3:30am.

But tuesday morning there was and we both stopped dead in our tracks to look at each other. We could hear an engine start up ahead in the distance and then speed off towards our direction. Whoever it was, they were leaving the farm and we certainly didn't want to go there alone, the short, skinny stoner and short, fat queen of pink William. Yeah, we'd do a fuck load of good on our own so we went to call the police but our mobiles were left on our fucking bedside tables. So anyways, Elisha got this sudden burst of courage and thinking about Neils farm she ran for the farm.

Squabbling behing, William puffed his way there also.

When we arrived there wasn't a car in the park nor a smashed window. We checked the crops and sheds, but nothing. Not a single broken or suspicious thing, zilch out of place. Hmm. so we sat down and caught our breaths and waited. And waited and waited and waited, finally Neil rocked up and commented to us about being early as usual. We didn't know if we should tell him about the car or not, but one thing was for sure, the car dind't sound like anybodies we know.

Anyways, we got to work immediately, starting on mulching, and from the very first row we felt there was something wrong. We stopped and looked at each other in the nazy blue darkness, our only light from inside the office so we switched on our neck lamps. We began the process (It involves manure let's not get into that) and got past the first block when we noticed the ground had been comprimised. We dug around a little with our mulcher but nothing was amoungst the dirt. But then we noticed a fallen strawbub (our affectionate nickname for ungrown strawberries) which was unusual since the soil we use produces a strong crop. Anyways, there were another and another and we followed a short trail to behind a small bush of fully grown berries. Again we double took each other and then began feeling around. Suddenly we both picked up a rotten strawberry each and dropped them, but they 'chinked' on our buckets so we picked them up again...
What we found was, hmm, what we mean is, and we don't say this at all lightly, if anyone finds out, especially the person who's car that was we could get killed, but we found stashed inside some strawberries as if they were some kind of box was ....4 diamond rings! Just smooshed into the strawberries. Like, hello, what the fuck!? We heard the back door open suddenly and stashed the rings into our pockets and kept going on our work, well pretended to- at least attempted to pretend to since Neil came over and gave us a ciggie each and a coffee and we sat down on some fold-ups and chatted about the footy last weekend. Neil only got 3 in the office tipping comp so we gave him shit for it but then we shut up immediately as he suddenly asked us why we were sweating in the cold.
"Hot from work" we answered in unison reading each others minds, or our own central processing brain we share... and he shrugged it off. William was looking out for where Neil was looking at to make sure it wasn't towards the rings and Elisha was watching his body language for lying. But he came off clean. Though we really really had lots and lots of fun all day watching out for suspicious behaviour from everyone else. So much so that whilst doing that we forgot about the rings and still have them. In our overall pockets, wrapped up in snotty handkercheif, all four of them.
At least all four that we could find.
Shit.

Footy Tipping Results.

2008-04-16T02:32:00.000-07:00

Footy Tipping results end up as follows....
Elisha: 20 William: 15

What shall this week bring?

We went outside and kicked the footy around today, it wasn't very warm and a tad windy but still, footy in all weathers- winter sport and all.
We played 2 on 2 with Sascha and Trinity (don't ask) and Michael Pattersen umpired for us. Of course we won, Sascha can't kick and Trinny has a wooden foot (don't ask) but still we had a few laughs and noone got knocked out by the wooden foot this time!

POLL RESULTS #2

2008-04-16T02:15:00.000-07:00

Heylo, gots some poll results.

Looks like more people want a horror movie themed crossword more than anything, though superhero related wasn't far behind. So perhaps we'll put both on! Needless to say 50% of people chose PROMNIGHT with 30% for superhero and 10% each for Lindsay and Cartoon in our lowest voted on poll yet! Hehe! PROMNIGHT Sudoku will be up soon!

TV RESULTS!!! This is the bigger one folks, LOST wins out with 32% or 8 votes, next behind though and equal with 24% is Heroes and Buffy, Supernatural showed it wasn't unloved with 8% and surprisingly 12% of people we surveyed prefer X Files, Torchwood or Twin Peaks, one under the 'other' category!

Thanks for voting and check out our other polls as they come along!

OH HAPPY DAY!

2008-04-14T02:22:00.000-07:00

OH HAPPY DAY!!!!
COSI HAS FIIIINNAAALLLLYYY BEEEEN KICKED OUT!!!!
WOOWOO!!!!
Now the game can begin, FINALLY.

BUT

FUCK YOU FOR KICKING OUT MICHAEL YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!

Footy Tipping...round...4??

2008-04-10T10:58:00.000-07:00

Hiiiidy ho, hoes, here's his and hers footy tips for this week!

Essendon Bombers Vs Western Bulldogs; Elisha Dogs, William: Bombers
St Kilda Saints Vs Geelong Cats; Both: Cats
North Melbourne Kangaroos Vs Melbourne Demons; Both: Roos
Sydney Swans Vs West Coast Eagles; Both: Roos
Port Adelaide Power Vs Brisbane Lions; Elisha: Power, William: Lions
Hawthorn Hawks Vs Adelaide Crows; Both: Hawks
Carlton Blues Vs Collingwood Magpies; Both: Pies
Fremantle Dockers Vs Richmond Tigers; Both: Freo

Yoinks, there we go again picking similarly, Go the bombers!

Song Choices - Top 8

2008-04-08T02:57:00.000-07:00

If last years Idol Gives Back is anything to go by then the theme would be... SONGS OF INSPIRATION

Michael: Khe Sahn or When The War Is Over by Cold Chisel...

Brooke: Something Annie Lennoxy maybe? Walking On Broken Glass perhaps?

David C: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

Carly: God Bless The Child by...Billie Hollyday? Ray Charles? cannae remember...

Jason: Since he did Hallelujah already there's nothing other that With Or Without You to be done.

Siyesha: Some trashy ballad no doubt.

David A: Someday my prince will come from Cinderella.

Kristy Lee: Nothing. Whatever. Who cares.

Let's hope that it's a good night for it!

RECIPE NUMERO DUO!

2008-04-07T20:12:00.000-07:00

ANZAC BISCUITS!!!
INGREDIENTS...
2 cups Plain Flour
225 grams butter or margarine
1 cup sugar
4 tablespoons golden syrup (cane syrup)
1 cup desiccated coconut
2 cups rolled oats

PREPARATION...

Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl, and melt the syrup and butter in a saucepan. If necessary add a little water to the mix.
Mix the wet and dry ingredients and roll into small balls and flatten on oven trays
Bake at 150°C (300°F) for about 15 minutes.

This is a bloody delish treat and not ONLY for the 25th of April.

Speaking of Anzac Days... GO BOMBERS!

Go Pies!

Shit Names for Drag Queens

2008-04-07T04:34:00.000-07:00

Here's a list of the Top Ten Worst Names to Name Your Inner Drag Queen...

10. Totti Tittybits... this isn't Sesame Street people!

9. Norma Jean.... and this proves exactly what? Marylin Monroe was an icon, anyone who names themselves Norma Jean is just asking to be bitch slapped.

8. Amanda Hugenkis ... or any other name derived from a Bart Simpson joke... you're supposed to be original here!

7. Misty Muffington... We think it might be taken so that's a good reason to stay away! But as gay men you're supposed to vomit at the thought of a misty muff.

6. Lavine N. Rose... actually....

5. Tina Titbag... that's Williams' drag queen name!

4. ANYTHING Minogue... there's enough Kylie drags already!

3. Gaye LePouf... you don't want to be labelled or nothing...

2. Muffy St. John... what are you, in a horror movie or something?

and the Worst drag name is.........

1. Val Valix... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Where's Kelly?

2008-04-06T22:57:00.000-07:00

Idol Gives Back is on this week, woowoo, last year was awesome and Kelly Clarkson was the highlight of the night, SO WHERE IS SHE THIS WEEK!?
HMPF, despite the lack of Clarkson, we'll still have the Clark Sons, well Brothers who played last weeks results show, 'This Little Light' that was awesome and NO DRUMS! phwoar! So hope they do another song and not that same one, unless they performed last week instead of doign Idol Gives Back... but anyways... here's some other hopes for the toher guests...
Robin Williams, hope he says something funny...
Celine Dion, hope her head explodes! But she'll probably sing with Elvis or some other rotting corpse boght to life by computers...
Forest Whitaker, hope he wins the oscar...
Billy Crystal, hope he doesn't hook up with Robin Williams to make Father's Day 2...
Dane Cook, hope he forgets to show up...
Kiefer Sutherland, hope he doesn't have to run off to defuse some bomb...
Vanessa Hudgens, hope she shows her tits...
Ashley Tisdale, hope she shows her muff...
Jennifer Connolly, hope she's improved since Labyrinth
Elliott Yamin, hope he GET'S FUCKED!
Fantasia, hope she doesn't...
Amy Adams, which one? the Idol one or Film? Probably film.. hope so... she owes us our money back for Enchanted...
Bono, hope he says something profound...
Brad Pitt, hope he shows his cock...
Reese Witherspoon, hope it's with Jake...
Miley Cyrus, hope i can find the remote in time to turn her off...
Mariah Carey, see above
Eli Manning, hope he... who?
Peyton Manning, hope she... who?
Fergie, see Miley and Mariah...
Chris Daughtry, hope he duets with David Cook, Jason Castro and Michael Johns...
Carrie Underwood, hope she doesn't with Kristy Pee...
Annie Lennox, she's so fine, no expectations, she always amazes...
John Legend, we saw that I Am Legend movie, it's ok, was he like the dark seeker or something?
Snoop Dogg, hope he doesn't shit inside...
Maroon 5, they're always shit inside... outside.. anywhere...
Heart, we heart Heart, hope they do something cooool that ISN'T Alone!
Gloria Estefan, hope she turns the beat around...

IDOL officially turned Christians Anon. last wednesday as the clark brothers and Dolly Partoon proved you don't have to be poor and desolate to believe in god.

Boobs, Baileys and Being Bitchy To Bitches.... Our Weekend...

2008-04-06T22:01:00.000-07:00

Hidey hoes, well wasn't this weekend just a fruitful one? Yes? Wasn't it just! No? Bah, you're a lucky bugger!
Anne decided to host a BBQ on saturday, we weren't sure if we wanted to go, Anne has been quite rude in the past week, quite double standardish, and we knew that Anne didn't want Louise to go but we were invited so Louise wanted to come, fair enough right? Not according to Anne, but then again she is the type who will one minute talk to you about... Beer, for example and then 5 minutes later claim that it's "the worst thing ever and so sick of it", all because she doesn't want to talk about it anymore and regardless of the other persons feelings she will rudely brush them off. Problem is she started that conversation about beer, so it leaves the other person feeling quite pissed off at the rudeness. But that's younger sisters right?
Should it be? Should a girl have to worry about her friends turning around and snapping/abusing her little sister? I don't think so, so then the little sister should stop being a rude little cow. We don't have that problem since our friends are each others friends and anyone we don't like we've generally agreed upon, though we've had our moments...
But this week Anne stooped to new lows... She invited us 2 to the BBQ but not Louise, so when the 3 of us rocked up after our daily jog she her mood immedately changed to one of grump. Although having said that a few people had already left the party due to party poopness so this was going to be interesting. Mind you poor Louise not feelign welcome in her own house!
We took our singstar microphones to hook up to her PS2 but she snatched them off us and threw them on the ground, William went to say something but was held back, Elisha nearly screamed. So what if you are in a bad mood, those things are worth a fucking hundred bucks don't be throwing our shit around PLEASE.
Then she immediately asked us if we had bought her the disc of Idol episodes we recorded for her from fox 8, we had forgotten them so she stalked off. pfft, SORRY! Last time we gave her idol episodes was a few weeks ago and she kept putting it off watching it and then told Louise she didn't care. But then caleld us up the night before the barbie asking for the next lot of episodes! So what is it do you care or not? Cause this hot and ocld bullshit is just that, bullshit? We are big idol fans but we don't expect our friends to be, but also if we decide to talk about it we don't appreciate being patronized and spoken too like children then messed around as such. Anyways...
Annes friend Steph was there of course, they are best friends and Anne is dating Stephs older brother (which is it's own little soap opera) but then Anne wanted to play spin the bottle with everyone and Steve, the boyfriend, said he dind't want to kiss anyone else but Anne so Anne kicked him out, after abusing him of course, and poor Steve went home and drank himself into a stupour, but that's how Anne leaves you feeling alot of the times, like it's alright for her to say something but when you do it's not good enough. Wish she'd stop it, she keeps burning people and will one day end up lonely.
Anyways, Steph had clung onto us from the get go and wanted to come back with us to relax in the jacuzzi and listen to Bobbys cd, of course Anne just had to pronounce how she hates idol but (cause she's been watching it) the American one is "100" times better than Australian Idol. Which isn't how she really feels but knows it'd piss us off to hear, girl, pfft, get over yourself, if someone talks to you about idol, be hapy someones acknowledging you to talk to you, ya know, there are tonnes of people out there who people DON'T go to, EVER, and that person is left lonely and forgotted about. And you have people actually WANTING to tlak to you yet you'd rather leave them feel like they are an absolute burden on you!!! That's really not nice. How bout fucking appreciating the people around you who are there with open arms, and not being the ice queen. She did it to Elisha last week, acted like she was all interested in a painting we did of Louise, but then when we actually come to show her the picture she didn't even look at it and said she had to go, 2 seconds wouldn't have fucking hurt, and if she felt jealous then STOP IT, we can paint you too ya know!
Ok so back to the party, we ended up playing truth or dare and poor Elisha had to do naked sommersaults on the trampoline but the most William was dared to do was rip a bong and skull a glass of baileys before blowing it out, which he did cause he's gay and good with certain things...
ANYways, Anne dared Louise to do something totally innapporpriate and when Louise and everyone else said 'nah man' to her knocking on old man Bluths bedroom window at 2am at night, the poor old man is widowed and 90 years old, we aint being responsible for him having a heart attack. And when william said that Anne jumped up and claimed to be having chest pains and "why don't you all care about ME, I COULD be haivng a HEART ATTACK!" and she stormed off outside, we coudln't help but laugh at the thought of her having a heart attack since we dind't think she had a heart.
We all sporadically made our way outside around the fire and Anne immediately made a move to go back inside again proclaiming to be having a heart attack so William, on a whim that noone would hate him, said aloudly "First ya'd bloody shut ya mouth and THEN ya'd have ya heart attack" and the back door was slammed. Everyone outside, pissed themselves laughing, noone ever stands up to Anne as proved when Steve was forced to go home at 1am!
At about 2:30 we had had enough of the soap opera antics of Anne and her friends, and Annes cold hearted one sided attitude to people, believe it or not Anne, I know you'll read this, you aint the only one who works, or is busy for that matter, but even when we are busy we STILL lend a fucking helping hand to you . Steph uneasily proclaimed she was coming back with us which made Anne even worse, in fact it made her call Steve who then told Steph to have a blast but not to drown in the spa, fair call. So Anne snatched the phone back and we left.
We got back here and 5 minutes later Steph was called and had to go back since Anne was livid that and she thought Louise and us had planned the whole thing, which is completely untrue since Steph was upset at her friends and needed some different company for a bit. Either way we all stayed at the BBQ far too long as the soapie dramatics just ruined our so far fun weekend.
It's monday now and Anne still hasn't spoken to either of us, Louise is in the dog house, and the portrait of her is prety much dog food by now, it's funny how one person being so rude to you can ruin your happiness about something.
We didn't even get very drunk, weren't allowed to, our 1 litre bottle of Baileys emptied of it's last drop and yet we still were too focused on having fun that we didn't actually have much!
Yet we wasted sunday by sleeping it away however we finally watched Enchanted and dind't really like it!

GREAT.

How was yours?

love, us

Footy tips - Round 3

2008-04-06T02:36:00.000-07:00

ok here goes round 3...

Friday:
Western bulldogs vs St.Kilda: Both StKilda DOGGIES WON!

Saturday:
Kangaroos vs Hawthorn: Elisha, Hawthorn William, Kangaroos HAWTHORN WON!
West coast vs Fremantle: Both West Coast FREMANTLE WON!
Brisbane vs Sydney: Both Brisbane SYDNEY WON!
Essendon vs Carlton: Both Essendon ESSENDON WON!!!
Sunday:
Geelong vs Melbourne: Both Geelong GEELONG WON!
Richmond vs Collingwood: Elisha Richmond William, Collywobbles COLLINGWOOD WON!
Adelaide vs Port Adelaide: Elisha, Port Adelaide William, Adelaide

Woah hoochy mumma we've tipped alot the same this week.

And Elisha usually laughs at my tips, HOW RICH OF HER!

With one game left in the round, the tally currently stands at Elisha:15 and William:10... who will get the South Aussie game!?

So The Boy Says...

2008-04-03T20:36:00.000-07:00

Yay IDOL! WOO!

But yeah so not a cuntree music fan... really only a tree fan....

anyways, Ryan Silly Seacrest decides to prank us and considering we watched this with a 5 hour delay the joke is somewhat lost on us.. well not really it just made him look like a tosser as we sit smugly comfy and warm on our recliners by the fireplace on the 2nd of April.

So anyways on with proceedings...

BROOKE: Jolene, Jolene, JO-LE-E-ENE! Starts off all knee slapping fun, love it! Brooke seems really at home in the country....

DAVID C: Little Sparrow, isn't that what Carly did in Bealtles week? badoom chhhh, his own arrangement though, finally! Ooh it's all broody and stuff, I liiiiike! Voice sounds great and settled, works the balldry of the song really well, drums are moody too and love it!

RAMIELE: Does she ever cross our mind? Hmm, not anymore I'm afraid...

JASON: Oooh hunky funky start, dunno this song title but oh well, we missed it cause we were discussing our indifference towards Ramiele Pinay. This is another consistent performance however that's the problem, WE WANT MORE! Well, less instruments, MORE JASON!

CARLY: Here We Come Again, Dolly likes this choice and I kinda do too, She sounds a tad different, maybe controlled, comfortable, pretty, ehoey, Awesome big note, love it!

mmm... lemon and tequila...mmmmmmm

DAVID A: Goldust or some disneyish crap, BRING BACK THE FARNSY! He can hit the big notes but he has a horrid callaeic sound in his voice, top 6 at most. Simon says on the money but he said tha about Kristy last week so his opinion no longer counts.

KRISTY: Sings some Joseph coloured coat tripe, this is shit when it should be red and yellow and pink and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and olive and ruby and violet and...

SYESHA: Cl-iche much? When will this girl ever learn? Stupid generic song choice. You don't go from the bottom 2 one week to fucking attempting WHITNEY DOES DOLLY!!! Silly girl, I know the result has happened by now so here's hoping that the previous 3 performers are there!!!!! Go back to 'The One' it might be sufficient but this is season 7, for mediocre balladry see season 1-3 and 6. Thatnks for WASTING OUR TIME YOU THREE!!!

MICHAEL: Silky, sexy, smoothy, soulfully, masculine, out sings everyone Randy says Blazing Hot: AMEN SISTA!

Awesome night of Idol once again, Michael definetly the standout tonight, David Cook also awesome, Brooke and Carly none too far behind. It sucks about Chikky you bastards, he was cool and his niche was country rock and he out sings that silly Klitsy bitchy.

Rammy, Syesha and Kristy Lee for bottom 3 with Kristy to go already!

So The Girl Says...

2008-04-03T20:13:00.000-07:00

Well, well, Idols Country week this week and as someone who hates country music, I kinda enjoyed the night! Dolly Parton has some alright songs! So here goes das verdict before we find out the actual verdict!

BROOKE: Jolene... she looks great! Suits her (sound that is) I think overall this is pretty great, the band sound great too haha everythings GREAT!

DAVID C: Little sparrow, voice sounds nice, this guy shuld win. He gave it a country rock feel (tho no surprises) and of course it suits him swimmingly!

RAMMY: Poor girl, another dissappointy performance from our once favourite pinay! Bye bye Rammy, one dissappointment too many in my pink book.

JASON: Typical Jason ountry, nice, different. After making the bottom 3 last week I hope this is enough because he kinda has been better.

CARLY: Beautful.

DAVID A: Kids got a nice voice, so young but. I don't really like him, well we both are indifferent to him except the farnsy. His age shows so much however a decent effort.

KRISTY: Better than some of her performances though I give this a lower score than last time, I've stopped being nice and giving them 1's for effort. Her voice is irritating... get it off! It come to my house I kill it.

SYESHA: Hmm, she's again so predictable but I guess she does have a nice voice. However it really isn't anything much spesh, so many others she is like.

MICHAEL: Scrumpcious. Beautiful, best of the night!

Overall my highlights were definetly Michael, Carly, I stupidly gave ome people higher score than what they deserve, maybe because I know William will be mean and score them lower than they deserve, or maybe I'm just drunk from these Tequila shots. Other standouts include Brooke and David C. But fucken wasn't Michael awesome!

Kristy Lee to go. Klitsy Pee Puke down the drain.

Elisha

Recipe Number One

2008-04-03T09:18:00.000-07:00

Heylo people, we've decided that once a while, just like our sudokus and album/movie reviews, we're goign to post a new recipe for you to cook and enjoy for yourself! We'll also post little anecdotes about where we learned the recipe!

!FRENCH TOAST!
Ingredients;
2 eggs,
1/4-1/2 of milk depending
bread
butter

Utensils;
Bowl
egg whisk or fork
frying pan
spatula

Firstly you crack open your two eggs into your bowl. A handly little tip and something William always does is first you rub the egg between your two hands, be careful though you don't want to drop or crakc it too early, then you roll it back and forth under one hand for a tick before crack the egg in a clockwise motion around the edge of the bowl. This loosens the shell a tad and if done right is guaranteed to give you a perfect cracking every time!
Once your two eggs are in the bowl, mix the eggs in and whisk till it is a frothy egg nog type liquid with bubbles on top.
Grab your bread (presliced works best) and drown each slice of bread one at a time into your mixture then place on the frying pan which by now you would had placed a teaspoon or more of butter on and is on medium high.
Each time you place your bread on the frying pan tilt the pan a tad to let the melted butter get around the pan, and never mind the stringy bits extending from the bread, they are the best bits.
Fry each side till it's golden brown then serve hot with salt.
Also works with a variety of things such as syrus or castor sugar... salt works best tho. Orange juice served on the side makes this a perfect breakky treat and hangover cure! The more eggs and milk the more people it serves!

William first found this recipe when we was 7 years old and was home with Dad, but Dad was on the porch and William was watching Play School inside. They made it on the telly and William, immediately inspired, decided to go to the kitchen to prepare the meal. (Mind you he was cooking maggi 2 minute noodles by 5 and whilst Elisha would grill some crumpets, young farmers are early starters) But anyways that recipe stuck with him and we thanks PLAY SCHOOL for the best hangover cure ever!
And then one night 10 years later we were at some house party in Frankston, Melbourne of this friend of our cousins, and there was a band playing, and for some reason we were talking to the mum and we got onto french toast and she allowed us to make some! But because we cooked AND cleaned up perfectly the mum stood there and told everyone to bugger off so noone would steal our French Toast!
That was an awesome party but an even awesomer occasion to have our cousins friends' mum tell us we can cook french toast while drunk, thank you darl for an AWESOME night!!!!

Love, US.

New Sponsorship Deal

2008-04-03T08:25:00.000-07:00

I'm telling ya folks, I should be sponsored by flippin' McDonalds the amount of Big Macs I've eaten this week! 7!!! And that doesn't include the KFC, Hungry Jacks and Subway I had in the meantime, if I wasn't already fat I would say that's what I would become soon enough! But alas, I am fat and no matter how little or much I eat, I keep staying this way. Life can be so sad, my twin sister is quite the spunk rat with the sexy frame, maybe tooooo skinny if you ask me, but there's not much she can do about it so in the meantime we're Fat Cat and Skinny Rat, but boy are those big macs delish!!! Wouldn't trade one for all the mcnuggets in the world!!!
Big Macs have seem to become our new Dominoes... altho we like the pizza cause it's savable for a rainy day, where as ever tried eating a Big Mac after a day? Not Nice At All.
But, here's the thing. Normal Big Macs on thier own leave a horrid after taste that pops up in every burp you do there after...
Pickles and the special sauce don't mix terribly well so it's also good to cancel the pickles, cancel the special sauce and add some of that ketchup! You're then left with a fucking delish tangy treat that fills you up without no after taste!!!!
Fucking special sauce? What's that shit? WHo's ever heard of no Special Sauce? Pfffft.... But try our TwinMac one day, the ketchup is a new taste sensation undermined by the SPECIAL SAUCES!!!

IT'S DELISH!

Love, Willy

SUDOKU THE THIRD

2008-04-03T06:01:00.000-07:00

It's time for a new sudoku puzzle we thinks, this time it's King Arthur themed with a song from the musical CAMELOT!!!

IN CAMELOT is the word you're sudokuing so hope you enjoy!

Don't forget also to check out our polls, we've got a few movie/TV title sudoku words lined up but we don't know which to post first!!!

Song Choices... Or Lack Thereof...

2008-04-01T23:38:00.000-07:00

Heylo,
we really can't be snoogums to write out a list of country songs for the contestants this week for as Bumpkins, we really can' stand the shit. We mean there's a few good songs but when you've grown up with a totally unhealthy dose of Slim Dusty and Lee Kernaghan all your life then you get turned off it once you've got enough money to buy your first cd (Ours was The Tin Lids: 'Snakes And Ladders', good stuff at 7). Nowadays our tastes lie in pretty much everything except rap, country and emo. We even dabble in the Ludwid Van and such. But of course we can't forget the Idol!

So here's a couple of songs that we wouldn't mind hearing sung...

Travelling Soldier by The Dixie Chicks... Gorgeous story, bittersweet melody and sombre lyric... or summat...

Um, ok so that's about the only country song we know or like... any one who brings out the Billy Ray will be shot.

Keith Who?

love, US, WE.

And before we post this, OMG the finale song from Hairspray, 'You can't stop the beat' made it only some stupid Party Starters album, hahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahahahahahahaahhhhahaahaha

Why not no High School Musicspew?

ELISHA DON'T READ THIS!!!

2008-04-01T21:05:00.000-07:00

Elisha and I bought a copy of Across The Universe last weekend but as usual we didn't sit down to watch it right away... after waiting for months and months, for some stupid reason we decide to wait even longer. But last night I couldn't sleep and knowing Elisha would prefer me to watch 'Universe' without her over Saw 4 which was the other DVD we bought at the same time. So at 3:30 am I pretty much tripped my way down stairs (bloody mum and her empties) and cuddled up on a recliner, smack bang in the middle of the telly.

Mind you the wait was easy as Julie Taymor, the director, also directed The Lion King on stage and after Elisha and I spent $400 on a day out in town to see it, we cried all night because it was so shit, what a fucking waste of money, time, a trip into the city and professinal theatre!!!

But still, with the Beatles music in her filthy whore hands, and nothing we could do about it and after months of eagerness and trepidation.....

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE 2007 dir. Julie Taymor.

The film opens and immediately a beach somewhere and some guy, a cute guy none the less and our main antangonist, Jude, how quaint, sings about his sweetheart. Now I have two problems with this, 1. It sounds like the opening of Moulin Rouge, a guy who sounds like Ewan McGregor singing about his somewhat fated romance, in our opening narration.... and 2. HE SOUNDS LIKE EWAN MCGREGOR AND WHO IS HE??? Ok having a paper thin voice is good and all for Gerard Butler, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp or John Travolta, but they have names attachted to them, Travolta even flies for Qantas!!!! B ut in all seriousness if you are going to cast an unknown to lead your Beatles film, at least have him sound original with a strong voice...but I can't dwell too long then things shift, some waves crash and it feels like Pink Floyds 'The Wall', an unexplained opening montage to 'Helter Skelter' (one of my faves) which cleverly but disappoitingly uses waves of an ocean overlapping with newpapers, war protests and police, this sets it up for things to get kooky. But this montage is however unexplained and it leads us to a disco or prom somewhere in the 50's or 60's maybe possibly 70s, see things are pretty unexplained... now we move onto a punk or rock club which I'm guessing is in the UK but would be 70s or 80s. Then our cute boy who we can call Jude Mcgregor and the chicky from the disco, both kiss thier respective honeys... oh I get it, they are the two who will hook up across the proverbial universe... We find out he's goign into the navy... and will send 'All his Lovin' to his sweetums.

See, more Ewan McGregor! Oh Jude!

Now the blonde chicky which we guess is American, sends her brother off to war... but wierdly enough the Army truck drives past a high school where a bassline starts... ooh who's this ethic chicky singing 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'??? This is beautiful? I'm swept away by the music, the composition, the singing, the lyric, her bittersweet tale of her love for a fellow cheerleader chicky, NOW I'm enjoying this movie!
The story that follows is fairly paper thin, it resembles Hair, Rent and The Wall at the best of times, and other moments are just messy. For a good part of it the new orchestrations work.

I said it before about Jim Sturgess' resemblence to Ewan McGregor but he indeed ends up carrying his own. Evan Rachel Wood was surprising and Dana Fuchs a delight. T.V. Carpio was the standout however with not NEARLY enough screentime.

Joe Cocker's little cameo was awesome and surprising and definetly a standout on the cameo front, others include Salma Heyak and Bono.

The 'I Want You' number played out with scary ass looking army peoples followed through to carrying the statue of liberty through little 'Nam and represents the drafting is a tad hit and miss but it's ideas are cleverly exec uted.

Without going into too much detail (if I tell you anymore of the plot I'll have spoilt it) Julie Taymors take on a 'Beatles rock opera' is somewhat refreshing and somewhat not, like The Lion King broadway musical, Taymor seems pent up on flashy spectacle but can sometimes get caught up in her own ideas and whilst something may look good, like a costume or puppet, sometimes the staging, well often the staging is quite messy.

A fair effort however with some hypnotic songs, kids will love this but it's really Hair and The Wall that it's about.
Ok so I'm really tired now and think I should attempt to fall asleep again,

but overall...

3 and a half stars, good, not great.

Poll Results, In The Pinchiest of Pinches...

2008-04-01T02:23:00.000-07:00

Poll Results in a pinch...

Best Performance so far Round 1 goes to Jason with Hallelujah but by only one vote as Brookes Love Is A Battlefield is close second. Aussie Mick comes in third with Light My Fire. Jason Will move on to the Semis in the weeks leading up to the finale!

Worst Performance so far Round 1 goes to Kristy Lee Cooks Destruction of the beatles hit '8 Days A Week' by TEN FUCKING VOTES! poor girl, no really. But anyways, you have done yourself proud, even Luke Menard wasn't as bad in three performances as she was in 1. Let's see how she goes in Round 2! Boy she is a stinker.

More polls to come and if you have any suggestions, let us know!

Meanwhile, enjoy the sudoku and past posts!

Footy tip results - Round 2

2008-03-30T06:51:00.000-07:00

As you should know both of us desagree'd on alot of our teams we tipped this week but funnily enough we ended up getting 4 each. which leaves us of the tally of Elisha:12 and William:7. Wonder whats going to happen this week with our tips, Should be posted by thursday by the way.

Yay Rove started tonight!

Footy tips - Round 2

2008-03-29T01:30:00.000-07:00

Okay, From now on every thursday night we will be posting our AFL tips for the round ahead. Like we said last week, Join in with us if you like and put your tips as a comment.
Well here goes this weeks tips

Friday night:
Brisbane vs Collingwood: William Brisbane, Elisha Collingwood.
Brisbane won by the tightest of 2 points! W:1 E:0

Saturday:
Melbourne vs Western bulldogs: Both Bulldogs.
Adelaide vs West Coast: William Adelaide, Elisha West coast.
St.kilda vs Carlton: William Carlton, Elisha St.kilda.
Fremantle vs Hawthorn: William Fremantle, Elisha Hawthorn.
Winners were Bulldogs, Adelaide, St Kilda and Hawthorn.

This brings it to an interesting tie of W: 3 and E:3. The next 3 games we have both tipped differently on 2 games and the last one we tipped the same, meaning there could be a tie.

Sunday:
Sydney vs Port Adelaide: William Sydney, Elisha Port Adelaide
Geelong vs Essendon: William Essendon, Elisha Geelong.
Sydney and Geelong prevail, via thumpings... E:4 W:4

Richmond vs Kangaroos: Both Richmond.

Another round with both us going opposite teams mostly, Should be interesting.

Tally so far

William: 6 Elisha:11

Sudoku, the second coming!

2008-03-27T23:18:00.000-07:00

Woowoo, the footy is on tonight, yep, alot of players... so one terrible segueway later, here's this weeks SUDOKU!

Cannot believe Americas voting this week on IDOL, in the words of Derryn Hinch, SHAME SHAME SHAME.

WE.

It's The VOICE!!!!

2008-03-26T02:22:00.000-07:00

Idol, wow, much better off this week by a mile!

Firsty, Rammy, Alone by Heart, had this picked for Siyesha so glad it made it onto the show! It's ok, just ok, bit screechy but still much better than last week. 6/10, 3 from each for effort.

Secondly, Jason, Fragile by Sting, we heard this on Australian Idol last year by a contestant we didn't really like but unfortunetly he did a subtler, more fragile version of this song and it worked better, so 8/10 - split vote, 4 each.

Thirdly, Syesha sings "If I Were Woman" and whilst she sounds good singing it, she's still a dime a dozen. Still, a soft but powerful ballad and a gallant effort. 7/10 E: 4 W: 3.

Fourthly, Chikki get's out "For one night only" though whilst his silky vocals still shine through it's still pretty boring, but then again he does a big note towards the end to recover, stillnto as good as previous weeks.

6 and a half out of 10. W: 3 E:3 and a half.

Fifth off the mark, Brooke. WOW, OK so William really really loves this, Elisha wants a bite more, maybe even just a nibble. Sweet, subtle, honest precisely what we've come to expect from Brooke! BROOKEBACKERS UNITE! 9/10... E: 4 W: 5.

Sixth up, Michael, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! Love these songs, and it's wicked he's doing both, maybe not long enough for the start, could have been a disaster considering it's short length but his We Are The Champions kicks some serious fucking arse! 10/10 out of ten out of ten.

Seventh on stage is Carly. William really loves this. The intensity of Bonnie Tylers vocals are coming through in Carlys everything and she's singing her little green heart out. The opening crisp and her "frighten" is sublime, William loves this, Elisha aint so sure, still. 9 and a half out of 10. 5 from Willy. 4 1/2 from Ellie.

Eigth up David A: AUS SIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! More of the Aussie! OK so only one so far, and probably THE tackiest Farnsy song, but still, YOU'RE THE VOICE!!!! ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8/10. Not cause it was good but we both gave him 4's for AUSSIE!!! Purely song choice, JOHN FARNHAM! ON IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOWOO.

And FUCK YOU Paula you stupid TWAT! Go hump your littlemole COREY CLARK, sing a fuckign American Composer? UP YOURS!

Second Lastly is Klitsy. From AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!! to God Bless America? Kristy Lee proves to us how white supremist she really is and sings this overcooked "classic" We can say that, we AUSSIE! Vocals better than previous but not enough to raise interest from anyone else but the dogs. 1/2 /10. Does this song choice make you feel better PAULLAAAA!!! But still, god bless the USA.

Lastly, David Cook, BILLIE JEAN!!!! Awesomona, tho Elisha doesn't really like the song, she still digs this version, we both love it, kicks the arse of any Draughty rendition on Idol haha more comparisons to him, but equal to Michaels tonight, 10/10.

Das Song Choices for Idol

2008-03-24T06:08:00.000-07:00

Well apparently this weeks theme is "Year of Birth" so if it's true this is our song choices....

1978: Michael Johns - Khe Sahn by Cold Chisel! Hoping so!

1982: David Cook - Don't Stop Believin' by Journey or Senses Working Overtime by XTC

1983: Brooke White - Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler

Carly Smithson - Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

1984: Kristy Lee Cook - Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper, to ruin it with a country twist of course!

1985: Chikezie Eze - Broken Wings by Mister Mister, I dunno was a hard choice for me with this one!

1987: Jason Castro - With Or Without You by U2 or Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle.

Syesha Mercado - Alone by Heart or Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle.

Ramiele Malubay - Where The Streets Have No Name by U2 or Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle, also.

1990: David Archuleta - Blaze Of Glory by Bon Jovi.

Well these are mine (Williams) Elisha will write hers in when she stops being slack.

Out Front by Bobby Flynn, Album Review!!!

2008-03-24T03:22:00.000-07:00

We FINALLY got our copy of Bobby Flynns debut album, woowoo! But in all serious we are very nervous to listen to it since he only made the Top 7 of Aussie Idol!

BOBBY FLYNN

Track 1- Any Means -"Cruisy". Any Means is a familiar song to us becuase we've heard it on Australian Idol, but even then this summery track is still refreshing. " It's a great day to pack up the car" and that's exactly what this song is perfect for. Relaxing on a porch or cruising to the beach.

Track 2 - Fire Me Away - "Sway-y" The soft guitar chords at the begining of the song esclate up so sublimely into Bobby Flynns raspy vocals, ballads are usually boring to us but the soft whirlpool in this song has us swaying along to the very-Bobby lyrics like "if we run to the aching". Touching.

Track 3 - Under The Milky Way - "Upbeat/Reggaeic". A familiar tune to us not just from the original but due to Bobbys performance on Idol in 2006. But this clean, studio produced vesion has us wanting to walk down the street with it blaring in our ears. Like U2 if they weren't mainstream, or Coldplay if they were any good (at all). But with a strong twinge of The Police. But really, Bobbys voice is so unique you can't place it anywhere.

Track 4 - Human - "Sexy Foreplay to -Rabbit Humping". This song is a metaphor for sex. It starts of all confusing, then you connect, and slow, sexy foreplay keeps your occupied through the sensual, silky beat, Flynns voice also somewhat sexier. You start to undress and feel exposed at the hint of vocoda which raises more than eyebrows. A twitch then a twang later and your on your knees. Ok before you think we are getting out of hand with this review, then you start humping like rabbits at the 3:09 mark for about -40 seconds... well, isn't that how long it usually takes?

Track 5 - Out Of The Blue - "Folky Afrikaan". Immediately we feel out of the blue, or this song more so. Sing, lalalalla la lala laa, we're loving this! We almost HAVE to dance. It's easy to picture the pridelands of the lion king or some naked African children running along a river not giving a shit about cutting thier feet up, just laughing and having a terrific time! In fact every song so far we can picture it to images. And Bobby is singing his little heart out here! WOAH! Who's this!? Some chicky has joined in the vocals, we can't stop dancing, this is like the first time we heard "Since You've Been Gone" or Placebo's "Running Up That Hill" the music and lyric just running right through us! "TOOK MY BABY!" Hope it's a single!

Track 6 - Take Me By The Hand - "Cocktail Lounge". This loungy song seems to have the mentality of a Burt Bacarach song, including the music to the "flying on our own" lyric. We can almost hear Dionne Warwick singing it! Even Elvis Costello.

Track 7 - The Boy Had Trouble - "Progressive Funk". We've heard this before, maybe 3 or 4 different versions, but none compare to the (final?) studio version. A wilting black rose amoungst a backdrop of luscious red roses, this bittersweet tale of heartache is reminiscent of Nick Cave or even portishead, or a fusion of the two.

Track 8 - Own Words - "Indie Rock". Another sensual ballad to have sex too, Bobby has you covered, this time a seductivly smooth indie rock number that progresses with it's lyrics into it's own sexuality. Listening to Bobby it's easy to kick back and relax, there's a fair bit of lyric, mostly poetic but never obnoxious, but alot of the time you are given the opportunity to lose yourself in the music, Own Words ironically enough is one of them.

Track 9 - Payload - "Rythym and Blues". What we enjoy about idol is the versatility in alot of the artists, those that can take the ... mentality.. of a particular genre and fuse it into thier own song, thier own journey. This is the perfect example of Bobby Flynn having made it to an RnB week on Idol (if there was one). Sure, another sexy, smooth ditty, this one seems to follow the mentality/bass line of a Rythym and Blues song, almost Soul, but of course with the Bobby Flynn twist. And the big notes, love the big notes!

Track 10 - Kindly - "Huka Waka Hiki". The ukalelee makes another appearence (we think haha) and this time it takes our bodies to some fun places. The lovely lyric, the Hawaiian/Summery feel leading into a chorus that skids you along like a shell on the water until you're soaking in the warm tropicalness, basking in the sun or even just drinking coconut milk on the front porch. This song is certainly a mood setter! You find yourself "walking away" with Bobby and his "get me throu-ough" is a delight to hear in it's cheekiness!
As the lyrics read, this song just jumps with joy, in the Bobby Flynn way of course! The instrumental ending carries on a tad, but it's not really a complaint.

Track 11 - Come Get Away - "Even Swayier". The gothic feeling the opening bars draw leave us wondering where could this album possibly go next. And then we find a simple, sweet song, it seems to be a letter of thank you to a loved one who's opened his heart and mind, and even though it's not us the hypnotic guitar and tone to Bobbys voice wish we could get away with him, to the beach or Hawaii or Africa or the Cockrail lounge he's just taken us too prior to this soft, lingering track. Yes, Bobby, pick us!

Love the Album, an excellent debut and all hesitations out the window and in the chicken feed. Bobbys Vocals draw you in from the Summery opening to the Lingering finale and leave you wanting more, not unsatisfied but pleasantly surprised you enjoyed yourself so much listening to an Idol Alumni debut album. This isn't an Idol pop album by any means, Bobby Flynn is a singer, songwriter, musician above even Shannon Noll.
We wish it all the best in the scary wide world of music and hopefully it's a peek at what's in store for the future!

love,
W&E.

Crownies and Songstars

2008-03-23T08:06:00.000-07:00

Idol Song Choices coming soon!

Elisha bought home some crownies tongiht, the most delectable type of beer out there, we had a few and they started to sink in so we got out the sing star... a few duets later and a few more beers and we're both pissed as mules!

SUDOKU #001

2008-03-23T01:25:00.000-07:00

Here is the first of many Sudoku Puzzles we've made for you to enjoy.

The word used instead of numbers 1-9 is AUDREYTWO who is the plant from the movie Little Shop Of Horrors.

Hope you enjoy, answers coming soon!

Love, W & E

The Judges Are Nongs! - another delayed reaction

2008-03-23T01:15:00.000-07:00

Last Nights Idol was actually better than the judges were letting on, they had a few decent remarks but it seems like they wanna get rid of Kristy (woowoo) and trying to save David Farchuleta! (hmpf, hate them influencing votes too much), not happy JAN!
So to re-cap...

Amanda: Perfect song choice and everything, a solid 8/10 from us! This chick is really pretty !

Kristy: Silly girl with her silly horses. Spray her with vinegar. What a fucking awful song, and WHAT WAS THAT OPENING!?.

It's kind of hard to take her seriously in a garbage bag.

Damn straight.

NEXT! 0/10.

Great, David A: The little princess doesn't know his Beatles. Three words: disney, disney disney. YUCK! The judges loved it. 3/10

Michael spunky boy! Day in the life is an interesting choice for this and could be SCS, but he was so good last week! Ok so we are both torn, love him and his voice and his looks but there's a few bung notes! so E: 4 1/2 and W: 4 3/4. 9 1/4 out of 10

Brooke White looks gorgeous tonight and we really like her, she reminds us heaps of Delta Goodrem so therefore would probably go down better in Australia than the US. 10/10. BOOOO! To the judges the mules!

David C: Day Tripper, awesome song choice!!!!!! And rocking it out again, Draughty eat ya heart out. This guy is pretty cool. And a vocoda hehehehe 10/10

Carly: Blackbird is a really pretty song, but probably should've been done by Jason. But still We really like this, gorgeous, well done hun. 9/10

Jason: Michelle, My Belle, we had this picked for Chikki as it's not a Jason song at all. Wonder why he chose this, still love it but not the impact of the past few weeks, 8/10

Siyesha tackles one of the most known Beatles songs, and does simply a great job with it. Perhaps the first 30 seconds could be sung by anyone but finishes nicely. 9/10.

Chikezie... interesting... slow, his voice is still velvety, gives Ru(uuuu)ben a run for his money... woah what's this? Chikki rocky again... love it! HARMONICA!? heh! this is the most obscure performance on Idol, EVER, but it works, really fucking well! 10/10

Ramiele, well, much better than last week though still really cheesy. 6/10 for effort.

KRISTY LEE SHOULD'VE GONE!

and yes, we know it's delayed, again. We work over the weekends.

W & E.

Round 1 -Tips

2008-03-20T15:39:00.000-07:00

Okay our tips are in... let's see how we go.

Richmond vs Carlton: Elisha, Richmond. William, Carlton. Richmond Won.
Port Adelaide vs Geelong: Elisha, Geelong. William, Port Adelaide. Geelong won.
Collingwood vs Fremantle: Both Collingwood. Collingwood won.
St.kilda vs Sydney: Both St.Kilda. St.Kilda won.
West coast vs Brisbane: Elisha, West coast. William, Brisbane. West coast won.
Bulldogs vs Adelaide: Elisha, Bulldogs. William, Adelaide. Bulldogs won.
Hawthorn vs Melbourne: Elisha, Hawthorn. William, Melbourne. Hawthorn won.
Kangaroos vs Essendon: Both Essendon. Game yet to be played.

We have mainly disagree'd withour picks, Wonder who's going to have picked more winners, game on. Join us and give us your picks if you like.

Tally: William, 2. Elisha, 7.

William has the beer snores...

Footy, Beer & Pizza

2008-03-20T15:21:00.000-07:00

Tonight was the AFL season opener, So we had a night of footy, pizza and beer.. Lots of beer. Cindy came round, whom we hadn't seen in years though not alot has changed since then she still vomits all over herself. yum pizza!!
Anyhow we are doing a footy tipping competition. So far Elisha has 2 out of 2 and poor William has picked none. I'll put our picks up soon for the round.
And god damn you Americans who let Kristy Lee stay and Amanda go. I swear if she hasn't gone by next week we will go insane in the brain.

WE

Wishful Themein'

2008-03-17T23:08:00.000-07:00

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury? But also if the Idols this year did a
ROCKY HORROR Vs GREASE theme!!!

Jason: Sandy
Michael: Sweet Transvestite (but soul rocky)
Amanda: Whatever Happened To Saturday Night
Ramiele: The Charles Atlas Song
Kristy Lee: Hopelessly Devoted To Spew
David Cook: Dammitn Janet or Sweet Tranvestite
Brooke: Ta Ta Touch Me
Carly: There Are Worst Things I Could Do
Chikki: Eddie's Teddy
David A: Blue Moon or Grease is the word
Siyesha: Tears On My Pillow or Super Heros

Then 2 group medleys of Time Warp, we go together, summer nights, Grease Lightning, Over at the frankenstein place and Rose tint my world.

THOUGHTS?

Love, WE

Smoke, Magnets and McGuffins: trying to understand LOST

2008-03-17T04:14:00.000-07:00

What the fuck is up with that island.

So we know it's somewhere in the Sunda Trench, which is where exactly?
We know that it's time works differently on there and leaving the island will seem like days to those on the island but only an hour to those leaving the place.
We know you can only leave the place via a certain path, or paths since there's been multiple ways ppl have left or entered the vaccinity of the island. But it has something to do with the magnetic fields or some shit.
But what of these flashbacks and what do they have to do with the overall mythology of the show? Sure they're there to fill us in on back stories and how the characters have met but there's got to be some strong connection that ties at least 50% of survivors/others/Desmonds together otherwise why the fuck are they there? In a show that revolves so heavily around keeping it's audiences attention (and in todays day in age that is no easy task for something that is intelligent), focus and puzzle-solving why would it be filled with sob story sub plots to distract from why they are really there. Because Ben wanted/needed them to be.
Jack for his spinal surgeory superpowers, Locke for his connection to the earth, perhaps even Kate for her slippery nature. Sayid for his interrorgating techniques and perhaps even Hurley for his millions of gold deblumes.
But what of Claire? Could that be a reward to Jack for his troubles, introducing him to his half sister?
Jin and Sun seem to be McGuffin material though Jin did work for a big bad boss so he might be of use there. Or could Suns impending death be just a decoy and Jin will be the one to die for thier cause.
Perhaps Charles Whitmore the billionaire tycoon father of Penny, Desmonds one true love, is the link that keeps the chains together.
He could know Jacks father, a director of surgeory, he could even know Suns father, another business tycoon.
Or could Charles Whitmore be the one who's after the island, and Ben. Actually, we already know that lol. But more so, Penny his daughter knows about the island and is after Desmond, Whitmore knows Desmond is there...
And with this 'constant' thing.... What happens in the past, between Des seeign Daniel and Des going to the island that makes Daniel know Des is his constant?? Or does Desmond go into the future?
Does Des visit other castaways and that's why we've been seeing the flash backs?
But what really floats my boat in all this is the plane that was found and advertised to the world, 200+ dead passengers on the bottom of the ocean.
Where the fuck did that come from.
Could Ben REALLY be behind it all? If so, wierd, he's an amazign character in the show because as much as we know we don't really know anythign about him. Nor his invisible friend Jacob.
And about Jacob could he be the god we all pray too or a representation of and the island be the belly button of the world. The place where it all began? Though it's probably something a bit more scientific than spiritual, thuogh it's still all fuckign wierd you gotta admit.
Can't wait for Grant Bowler to pop up on the show, he's one of Williams favourite actors and we're both excited at the prospect.
Hope he's a gruff looking sailor on the ship S Diddy and Desmond are on!
Speaking of the scotsman, is what he is suffering from this so called "sickness" the french womans team died of? We think so

Also when is Michael actually going to appear again and how? We 'know' its supposed to happen but who knows and when and how and why. Also if Michael appears is he with Walt? We do know that Ben gave him the directions off the Island and a boat but where is Michael. Is he working with Ben? Thinking back I do think I remember Ben saying something to Michael about getting to a boat when he gave him the directions, I may be wrong though my memory isn't as good as it used to be. Is that the boat Naomi's crew is on? Or is Michael not involved with that and going to come back and rescue the survivors? Though we now know that there is apparently 6. What's happened to the rest of the survivors? Are they living on the Island?
Is that who Sayid is trying to protect? Or is he protecting the Oceanic 6 and the rest got that 'sickness'?
One thing I don't get is why Kate has Claires baby. Does that mean Claire's dead? Also Jack doesn't want to see him, Why is that? Does Jack even know that his Claire's half brother and Aaron's uncle?
Our guess is that the psychic will pop up on the island and tell claire she has to get rid of the baby, to someone else, to kate, and stays on the island with Locke and Sawyer who won't be leaving the island by choice.
And how will it all end? Will the final moments be of the island being destroyed and if the land does have somehting to do with the earth/time/something bigger then what would destroying it do?

Will the survivors arrive back on the island in the final scene as a flashforward whilst in the present time they leave the island.
And these flash backs and forwards could they be both in an episode or one and the same? When it's revealed at the end of the season 3 finale that it's a flash forward could that mean there was more we haven't realised?

As we said earlier they'd have to tie into the show somehow otherwise it's meaningless padding.

When shall Libby return as well? We were left on sucha cliffhanger with her in Hurleys flash back, she has to have more to do with it.
Just has to.
oops, she is...

Cosi Is A Mozzie! Oi Oi Oi!

2008-03-17T01:14:00.000-07:00

It looks about like Cosi may be going from Biggest Fatties Australia, HOPE SO!!!!

Will update soon!

Fuck that pathetic shit!! That pathetic arrogant wanker will probably end up getting far in the game whilst those who deserve it get nothing. He's an ugly mule.

And as for that Nicola MOLE, what a scrag.

Our mum says "oh well, that's the name of the game" But it's not, it's arsheoles sticking with arseholes. Just like life.

Song Choices for Tuesday....

2008-03-17T00:39:00.000-07:00

Amanda Overmyer: Helter Skelter, woulda been great for her to do a proper Got To Get You Into My Life, perhaps even... Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Jason Castro: When I'm 64, While My Guitar Gently Weeps or (if that's one of them lol) All You Need Is Love, either of those 3 would be brilliant from this guy.

Brooke White: Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band or With A Little Help From My Friends. Thoughts?

Michael Johns: Live And Let Die or Lady Madonna. Even him for Helter Skelter or While My Guitar Gently Weeps. I've suggested it for someone else but could also hear Michael sing it... Michelle, My Belle.

Carly Smithson: Revolution or Back In The USSR. I can strangely hear her kicking arse in I Wanna Hold Your Hand.

David Cook: Helter Skelter or if anyone could pull off Obladi Oblada it'd be David C or even Jason now thinking about it... or Hapiness Is A Warm Gun.

Ramiele Malubay: Drive My Car, Strawberry Fields Forever or I Am The Eggman.

Chikezie Eze: Michelle, My Belle. And in the multilanguages. or Lucys Getting High With Simon hehe.

Siyesha Mercado: All My Loving.

David Archuleta: Octopuses Garden for the childrens votes.

Kristy Lee Cook: Can't Buy Me Love or something as generic and boring.

Louise Came Out from Dem Trees

2008-03-16T21:05:00.000-07:00

Our beautiful shiksa goddess Louise has come over today.
Louise is one of those girls who's life was like a box of Cadbury Roses. Full of wrappers and thank yous.
She bought her younger sister Anne with her, which is ok by us since Anne is only a year and a half younger and has grown up with us as well. Not the typical annoyin younger sister, Anne (21) has actually done really really well for herself, co-owning a beauty salon in Woppollong proper.
About 12 years ago whilst Louise was sleeping, Anne snuck up to her bed and started chopping off her beautiful long, long looooong (1 metre long!) sandy blonde hair.
Louise had up till then been known for her long locks. She played Rapunzel in the near by Woppollong Drama League production three times and even had her photo taken with the pope. Who smelt her long blonde hair before calling her a precious little sweetheart, we all thought he was a precocious little creep.
Louise was always in our classes in school (there was only one class per year anyways, still is) and sat with us and Sascha. Though three years ago when we travelled to Melbourne for the X Factor show (how AWESOME was that!!!!) it was kind of cold in Melb (as usual the shit place) so Louise leant Sash her acid wash jacket, the one she got from that guy she was seeing, the 36 year old, the one who couldn't leave the 80s. Anyways, that night Sascha decided to go down to St Kilda to check out the competition and ended up getting into a bitch fight with some other ho's and the jacket got ripped in half.
Louise was devastated, the two haven't spoken since and Anne gives Sascha a free manicure once a month for her troubles.
Needless to say, Louise has just rocked up so perhaps we should go say hi!

Steers, Queers and Homo Dears

2008-03-16T20:42:00.001-07:00

Everyones favourite dyke!!!!! Love the Rosie and Love the Noriega!

Bellevilles annual easter festival

2008-03-16T04:40:00.000-07:00

Went down the carnival tonight, As you know we live out whoop whoop and yeah living out in whoop whoop means you get an easter carnival annually. Typically the whole town was there. It was alright, Not as good as expected though, Previous years have been better. Played a few sideshow games though, Won a few prizes, That was fun. The fireworks was pretty average, But fireworks are fireworks and what do you really expect from a place called belleville?

Elisha and I spent about an hour on the clowns, you know when you stick the balls in the mouths of clowns? That one. There really is a knack to it which we learned in the long run.
Elisha went first as she has the most experience with balls and as the pipe came towards her she slipped her balls into the wide open mouth. Two at a time. One landed on a 10 point the other on a 5.
I moved towards my clown then, it's surprised look catching me off guard as I slipped it in and waited for a response. A 20 pointer, we both cheered and I went for the mouth again, my ball firm in hand, I rested it on the lips for a moment, the wide eyes of the clown suggested it enjoyed it as much as not, perhaps more than I. It stared at me as I filled its mouth, I let it slide through and onto the bonus area, another 10 later and i'm 30 points away from that giant comb.
Elisha whispered to her last balls a little, "50 points, 50 points, 50 points" and raised her little paw squeezing the pair of smooth balls till her fingernails bled. She dropped one in the mouth and waited with anxiety filled delight, we knew this was it, the money shot, it was now or never.

Delta With You

2008-03-16T03:43:00.000-07:00

Apparently now YOU can be a star in Delta Goodrems next video clip.

What a sure fire way to send the song to number 1!

Good on her all the same, here in Belleville we love the Delts and wish her all the best in the upcoming season of Gladiators.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZRax870WxQ&feature=dir

New Music For Your Mouth

2008-03-16T00:28:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJeB81c0bVk
You can get it ripping, or you can get it tipping, you can get it humping, bumping or a thumping. You can get it blowin', showin' all your flowin'. You can get it hot, or you can get it not. A hard earned thrist needs a big cold beer and the best cold beer is Vic, not fucking FOSTERS ALREADY!
Victoria Beer. As bitter as the old bitch ever was.

VB is a fruit, made for brutes.
While they're fixin' up, thier god damn utes.

Why are aussies so lazy and instead of saying history they say "hishtry"?

Vegemite is so Yum, I like it for breaky, tea or lunch.
A sambo, toast or sesame bun, a delicious treat for you from Mum.
I hope you like your jar of tar, it is so black, and taste so dark,
500g will get you far, but if you hate it, just say yuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjHgqZ2q0HA

Dumb Gays

2008-03-15T11:26:00.000-07:00

So it'dbe nice if someone could tell us why Anthony Callea is so gay?

This is important and we need to know an answer so could you reply to

TwinsOfBelleville@gmail.com

for an answer to : "Why is Anthony Callea so Gay?" and not Gay as in happy you smartarses, Gay as in homosexual teste sucker.

All That Kinda Good Stuff - a delayed reaction.

2008-03-15T07:16:00.000-07:00

Ok so what if it was onearly aweek ago, here's our drunk response to Idol this week.

Last week Seacrest proclaimed they'd been trying to get the Lennon/McCartney songbook for 6 years all I can say to that is HAA HAA! We got it in our second season!

Wow, Paula says something about them chanigng things up and taking risks and strangely enough it makes sense. Well there is supposed to be a first for everything.

Siyesha (Sigh Yee Sha) is up first, a working...actress, wish we believed she was excited to perform on the big stage. Got To Get You Into My Life, love this song, interesting choice from her, seems to be the Earth, Wind and Fire version though which is only so-so in comparison.
She's doing ok... ooooh a bit of freestyling...

Scores: W: 3 1/4 E: 3 1/4 6 1/2 out of 10

Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah) in some form of gold tie, what is it, get it away from me. His Mum, Mom, looks like she's having a sweet time, go her.
Wow, Chikki does coutnry on Beatles night... but still, wow .
A solid (gold) performance (tie) from (by) Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah).
Scores: W: 4 E: 5 9/10
Haha Paula references O Brother... Fuck, the oscars recently let EVERYONE know who the Cohen Brothers are.

Ramiele (Rammy Elle) helps us understand her culture more by telling us about her job as a soy sauce girl.
The song has just started and I think this is the appropriate time to talk and think about something else,don't you thnk? this is BORING, A grade trollop maybe nice for a grandma.

Scores: W: 1 E: 2 3/10 for attendance, previous performances and pinay hooray.

Jason (Jay Son) is always great value and this little ditty is no exception. Another quirky accoustic take on a vaguely familiar song, love it love i t exactly how a ballad should be done.
Score W: 41/2 E:5 another high one: 9

Carly (Cah Li) is the fifth performer and fifth foreigner (following two african americans, pinay then a columbian...) wonder if the Aussie will come after Carly??? Wow, this is aweosme.
WE is in agreeance 5 stars all round a total of 10

David (Day Vid) has been really impressing us lately with his sullen look against the breightness of the show, this sour puss can really kick the arse out of a lionel ritchie song and nowb has turned Elenor Rigby into Ozzy Osbournes last root. Cris Draughty didn't even have the testes to do this sort of thing.

5 Stars all round, far king love it. 10

Brooke (Br uu k) is a sweetheart but ending your package vid with a pun on your song is really bad chi.
But this song however is good. Great even, subtle and understated nowhere not a karaoke performance. I was really excite about what Brookers would do tonight and this is just wonderful, delicious.
anther 10 stars.

David Hernandez is just too cool for doing a beatles 101 class in college, woo woo. Sharzyacock.
1 star each for the knob. 2

Amanda (Ah Mann Dah) Overmyer is (the pathetic)VFTWs choice. How on earth is this girl shit? So she may mumble and growl alot but it doesn't sound put on like it could. She's a gun this chick and best of luck for the rest of the competition. Juts hope the US votes the musicians not the lame asses.

Score: W:5 E: 4

Michael (My Cool) is our fellow countryman and a fuckign hottie to boot. Making us proud is a vegemite tshirt. Across the Universe is a gorgeous song and he has started off sublimely. Oh my,my hea rt it flutters, and Elishas does too...
5 stars a peice 10

Wow Randy don't like,Paula see's his heart (and the top of his head) and Simon disagrees with Randy.
And to make matters worse Kristy Lee Cook is up next.

Kristy (Criss Tea) ( Piss tea) has ruined this song,i can't dignify it with a review. needless to say 0 starts from us.

David is the little worm who is won't be able to fulfill what he promised us in the semis and will drown oson enough. Time is counting down and bets can be placed at the above link. To prove my point he's done a Ricki Lee and destroyed a great Beatles song by doing the Stevie Wonder cover.

Wow, Katherine McPhee is on tomorrow. She looks like Elisha don't you think???

A few great standouts tonight...

Bottom Buddies will Be:
Siyesha
Ramiele Bottom 3
David H (always a bottom buddy regardless)
Krusty Bottom 3
David A Bottom 3

Top ones:
David C
Michael
Jason
Chikki
Carly
Brooke
Amanda

Another OC sim....

2008-03-13T05:21:00.000-07:00

Can you pick which O.C sim this one is???

occcccc

2008-03-12T06:49:00.000-07:00

Yay for OC Sims

2008-03-11T05:53:00.000-07:00

Can you pick which sim is which???

There's....

Nicole Itchy...

Paris Milton...

Britney Crackwhore...

Lindsay Boghan... and

Sean Preston

We had fun making them!!!!!!!!!

Idolipolipolididolil

2008-03-11T01:27:00.000-07:00

The Chickys performed nicely this week, but unfortunetly another case of SCS.

Asia'h wants to dance with somebody but unfortunetly this song is bad. Good song and all but been done to death on Idol. His score? 3 stars. Her score? 3 1/2 stars. Asia'h has a wicked raspy voice.

Cady Malloy is a name you'll probably forget about.... now. Cady Malloy, to refresh your memory, chooses a Queen song, and a Queen song that HASN'T been done to death, but does it so old fashioned...poor girl, ta ta.
His: 1 Star for showing up. Hers: 1 and 1/2 sympathy vote.

Amanda seems to be one to watch with a blues rock, Chrissy Amphlet feel, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. If she goes from this performance then you are STUPID, America. His: 5 stars. Hers: 4 and a half... loses a point for some reason she won't explain.

Carly Smithson nee Hennessy is the Irish Bitch in the kitsch. Don't know about Celine Dion or this choice of song but she's singing the fuck out of it. His: 4 and a half. Loses a point for the Dion. Hers: 3 stars, good, not really my cup of lipton.

Kristy Lee Cook nee Puke is the one who ruined the Top 24 for everyone before she was supposed to, so for un-fair play we don't like he. Behind the eyes she may be genuine but we think a genuine twat. And a bigger one to sing Journey for Randy who was in them for a spell. Clitsy Pee Puke. His: 0 stars, thanks for showing up, mole. Hers: 1 and a half, WHY ELISHA, WHHHYYYYY?!?!? Because she said she was a dog, she owned up to it man, that's worth a point or so.
Dog.

Ramiele again sings a typical song proving her lack of musical knowledge. She needs to shape up or ship out this is SCS to the max times hundred multiplied by your mum. His and Hers 3 and a 1/2.

Brooke White seems to be such a sweetheart, the only thing missing is maybe a bit more passion and grunt behind the voice but an awesome awesome performance, LOVE IT! His and Hers: 5 stars!!! Wow our second agreement in a row, something fishy going on....

Siyesha sings another boring song, ok so she can sing, but we want MORE GOD DAMMIT! This is good and all,but good,just good. His: 3 stars. Hers: 3 and a half....

YAY BLAKE LEWIS ON THE SHOW SNUDAY NIGHT!!!!

WOO WOO.

WE.

Ouch.

2008-03-09T16:39:00.000-07:00

I sat on a penis last night and realised somebody was already in my chair.

Don't you forget about "Hey Paula" Tuesday 9pm on Arena....

2008-03-05T03:40:00.000-08:00

Well, well, well... American Idol tonight, Getting so close to having a top 12 is quite scary. Though all in all tonight's 80's themed performance show (the boys) was pretty good. Michael was preety darn good, So was David cook and Jason. We are really hoping that Luke leaves the show, So here's to hoping all you americans out there aren't voting for him to stay. Will get back to you about other's and after the girls performance show our definate top 12 pick. We definately want no Luke or Kristy Lee in there though.

We also played some Tony Hawk Underground 2 and skated round Bondi Beach, and ate KFC. It was fun.

Yay for wednesday nights! woo woo! That means Idol on fox! OMG Australians and we can say that.... wwweeiiirrdd... I'm gunna rate them out of 5 stars... perhaps on behalf of both of us though it's in blue.

Luke Menard kicks off proceedings with another sound alike version of a camp song... AGAIN... He's a feather away from YMCA this boy. Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go Go???? Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy? It makes me want to cry making a mockery of the show like this...
I love that Paula pullsa Randy and references one of her past gigs... she looks trashed tonight, make up,voice, comments- it all sounds drunk! 0 stars from me, you are the weakest link, SEE YA.

David Archuletta proves my previous comment a little more true and sings another bland song from the Matt Corby Idol Songbook. An earnest
telling of a boring song, piano playing and a little not... ala Matthew Corby, still 3 stars... Simons right, gloomy song choices aint no good, they no good, baby they no good. What a little suck up saying he thought about the people with no homes and stuff... bollocks, but the right thing to say to win votes so GOOD ON YA HAHA.

Danny Noriega is my soft spot camp vote, he has a wicked voice but hasn't really shown it yet. I like this thought, camp, fun, catchy and original. It's 80s week but I could hear this at one of our local dives. Kinda technogoth. I like, 3 and a half stars. The half stars is for the camp vote.

David Hernandez our resident gay stripper... is this a celine songs???
MEATLOAF!!! Oh yeah, forgot but did he do it originally? Dunno. If this is a celine song I kinda like that he's taken a risk but it's still boring in comparison... If it's meatloaf then I don't like it at all total shite. Celine DID sing it originally, heh... still don't like it much, boring ballad. 1 stars for the cock flashing. Last week I loved it. This week I don't at.

Michael Johns taking over from David Cook with guitar problems. Yay, BREAKFAST CLUB!!! "Is this loud enough or would you likeme to turn it up?"... woowoo...He needs to rearrange his songs thought still strong voice but if he doesn't re-arrange then he runs the risk of becoming a karaoke singer,albeit a great one, still karaoke is karaoke. 4 stars.

David Cook is one I have reservations about cause I don't like his look, I know guys who look similar to him and they all act the same! So if he loosens up, maybe smiles a bit, you know nothing Miley Cyrus or nothing, but chilaxes a bit ...oooh Hello? Is it Lionel he is singing? I liiiike.... Makesme dissappointed we dont' get to see what Robbie woulda done this week! This is great, this is what the show should be about... Kinda like this song isn't this song but a different song sung by one of the bands out there like Draughty. I only say thempurely because of the idol connection... I hate Dickleback, alot of them shit bands... at least Chris Draughty is kinda cool.But this is wickedly cool. Simon loved it, woowoo. 4 and a half stars... he loses half a stars cause of the look.

Jason Castro is my favourite so far. I've said it now, however he needs to swing more John Butler fun, surprising, unique than Dan England flatliney... Hallelujah,what is it about introducing instruments to Idol that brings out the Leonard Cohen????? His voice is cracking through this, but in a really good way, it's subtle, it's understated, he isn't taking it to the heavens but this isn't the song to take there funnily enough. Less is truly more and he's nailed it. 5 stars. And no guitar and an awesome performance!

Chikeze Eze was great last week but singing Luther Vandross in any theme show (or non theme show at that) is just song choice suicide (SCS)
Though this gyu has a strong voice, smooth, not too many licks, bit of vibrato which is strong and not puncy like 99% of male rnb singers. Last week was such a high for him, yep, definetly SCS. 2 and a half stars, keeps points for being him and keeping strong vocals but loses points for SCS.
For future reference SSC is shitty song choice heh.

So. To sum up....

JASON CASTRO 5 *****
DAVID COOK 4 1/2 **** '
MICHAEL JOHNS 4 ****
DANNY NORIEGA 3 1/2 *** '
DAVID ARCHULETTA 3 ***
CHIKEZE EZE 2 1/2 ** '
DAVID HERNANDEZ 1 *
LUKE MENARD 0

I find it interesting that there is such a big difference between David Hernandez and Chikeze Eze. Though I have a feeling the southern states will vote out Noriega, I hope he stays at the gay strippers expense. AND LUKE MENARD HAS . TO. GO. !

Time for a rollerblade along the beach, then some more PS2! WOO WOO,

See Ya, Love, WE.

Holden on for dear life..

2008-03-04T17:32:00.000-08:00

Apparently Mark Holden's quit Australian Idol. Though we also have heard he may have been fired, who really knows. Either way we don't want him to go because without Mark and Dicko and they're homo-eroticism who would we have to tell Marcia to shut up when she needs it... Or even when she don't.

Mark, Mark, Mark if you want to fuck off then fuck off but there ain't no coming back. We like you and all but you're not Dicko. Dickhead for leaving, maybe.

T'was a sad day for us all, Holden's acting again.

At least this time it's scripted

WE

GOD HATES CHRISTIANS!!!

2008-03-03T15:17:00.000-08:00

I just found out that the westboro baptist church is all goign to hurn in hell!!!

What good news that is.
if only it were true!

These are the arseholes that protest heath ledgers funeral, not to mention funerals of dead soldiers, they are arrogant and abusive and the biggest lot of wankers on this earth (Cosi would fit well with them perhaps)

The leader of it all, some Phelps guy, he is such an angry old man, was abused and molested as a child, bullied and probably raped by some sailors.... so now he condemns everything that's not him or his family....

thing is,there's maybe only a hundred of them yet millions and billions of us so why are they still living and breathing!?? They want to be in heaven so much, someone open the door for them, PLEASE.

In season 7 of BUFFY, for the last 5 episodes there is a villian named Caleb, he's the big bad and boy is he bad! Abusive, arrogant, chauvanistic, sadistic, scared,lost lonely little boy.... needless to say he's yuck. And a perfect example of Fred Phelps... as if him and his family aren't murdering whores and faggots and burying them in the congretional courtyard!
Just wait till those skeletons come out!

Growing up in a strictly catholic/christian suburb has been no fun, especially being queer. Thing is what these arseholes don't get is they push us to commit a sin, push us to kill ourselves or in extreme circumstances lash out and hurt someone else....

But it's hard not to let some arrogant cunt get to you when you've been born a certain way and they stand there all strong and proud and with 13 people to back them up and beat you down because you were bron wrong.

We can't just flick the switch a be straight ya know fucking cunts.

there is no way to recover from abusive homophobic fuck chops.
can't people just get that. We should turn the tables on the extreme-heteros. Start abusing heteros andkicking them down for being idiot loser cunt dickheads.

Help Our Cause, Punch a Homophobe Today!
1800 22455455
that's 1800 punch them good.

AND THE BIGGEST FUCKWIT IS COSI....

2008-03-03T01:24:00.000-08:00

What an arrogant, ugly, smart arse, ugly, stupid pig!
Why do we have to put up with arrogant wankers like that on TV, the show is about losing weight and not about him being a smart alec deserving of a baseball bat to the teeth. Eat your fucking food Cosi if that'll shut you the FUCK UP!!!!!!

What a poor little baby says it hurts to hear Nicole say she wants to vote him off! Oh no, the poor dear. pfft, loser.

JUMPER -ound, jump, jump, jump, jump

2008-03-01T22:16:00.001-08:00

JUMPER, Rachel Bilsons HUGE mistake.

Playstations are always fun, we decided to play the ps2 last night for hours on end... Tony Hawk-a-thon; Project 8, American Wasteland and Underground 2. Wasteland is the best and the story mode has a better story to it... though Project 8 is fun for having lots to skate on.

But then there was a knock at the door and it was our friend Sascha, she's quite the colourful one, a bar....lady at Hooters in Parramatta but we call her the hooter-whore.We went to school with her and she was the first of us to get an STD, in fact still the only one. But she joined in on our video-gaming and it was fun.

William then got out the singstar and Elisha got out the whisky. And that's that mattress man. Can't really remember much after that, except for the duet of 'What About Me' (Us) whilst wearing our dressing gowns.... perhaps a powderfinger or two....

Having fun is good and all but it's only right when you go to bed at 10am! Eep!

Yes, we didn't really get to start partying until midnight after seeing Jumper and a few more oscars films and played the ps2 boredom, is an

ASS! jumper was ok, pretty crap maybe, not too much action which Yvonne had told us. 'von went to secondary school with us, with mr.

Dimalopolous in year 10 though von has pretty bad taste in films, Elisha doesn't mind half of them but William can't stand them.

- Chick Flicks, EW!

The olympics are soon!!!!! Yay!!!!!!! As you can tell from our photo we are fit and healthy so the olympics are something we really look forward to. They really need to introduce AFL into the olympics....

Unfortunetly 3 good people got knocked from American Idol the other day, YOU FUCKING YANKS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

So here's hoping they kick out Kristy Lee Cook, Cady Malloy, Luke Menard and either one of the Davids this week.

David Archuletta was really good the other night however he seems to be the awkward one in the group who the girls/people are celebrating mediocrity by squealing like seagulls over him!!!Hello, MATT CORBY!!!

Just means he's this years runner-up after Blake, Beau, Clay, Justin, Matt,Shannon, Gareth, anthony fagllea was portrayed as a so called heart throb... the good looking guy won't ever win it over the fatter guy or the girl! But Idol audience voting is always mean with the good people leaving... Borgigi anyone?

This week was a weaker week for US Idol, the boys did better than the girls overall however there really was no stand outs unfortunetly.

I could be biased and say Michael Johns because he's from perth but I won't cause there was a few uneasy notes, mostly at the start of the chorus'.

Will Post our ideal Top 12 tonight!!!!

For Now, but only for Now....

Love, W. & E.

Brads Cruise

2008-02-29T09:01:00.000-08:00

If I was Brad for a day I'd collegen my lips to keep up.
If I was Leo for a day I'd check out my penis.
If I was Bruce I'd go into the light.
If I was Keanu for a day I'd make a good movie.
If I was Arnie for a day I'd flex my muscles for the good of man.
If I was Elvis for a day I'd be rotten by now.
If I was Sylvester for a day I'd make Cliffhanger 2...then 3.
If I was Tom Cruise for a day I'd Scientologise with Yoda.
If I was Tom Cruise I'd get over myself, WAY over.

..and....

10. If I was Tom I'd be a desperate had been with hair plugs married to the actress from Dawsons Creek who flashed her tits first!

So I walked under a Bus....

2008-02-27T17:04:00.000-08:00

Yep, have to catch the bus soon, that's ok, don't mind that, buses are bumpy and fun. It's the walking to the bus stop that's the worry .
See, living a 15 minute drive out of town, is fun and all to have loud music on but it equates to a 3 hour walk, give or take. But the dickiest part is the nearest bus stop is 2 hours and 30 minutes away, so you see the dilemma? Just can't be fucked.