Limericking the Top 12!

There lived a gay stripper camed David,
When a man walked in, he gave it,
a rub and pull,
a buck or two,
he'd get a hundred if he saved it!

Eleventh in place was Amanda,
She screamed and wailed like a panda,
this chicky rocked,
before she was socked,
then onto the net where we slandered.

Onto the stage came Chiezie,
who's balladry was awful and Cheesy,
a cutie he was,
pity he lost,
our country bumpkin Chikieze Eze.

The littlest one was Ramiele,
Who's 'everything' sent us to hell,
We liked her at first,
But then she dispersed,
Because of not much there to sell.

The one who was robbed was Michael,
Who was tossed outside to recycle,
he was Australian,
we thought he was sailin',
He woulda been Cooks best rival!

Next off the mark was Kristy Lee,
Who's exit was nessessary,
she gave up her horse,
so now she whores,
herself so disgustingly.

There even was an irish girl, Carly,
who looked like she rode on a harley,
but Overmeyer did,
and her album was shit,
But at least her tattoos are gnarly!

And where do we begin with Brooke?
The subtle, accoustic, big sook.
we liked her bag,
she wasn't a hag,
that title goes to Kristy Lee Cook.

Our resident stoner was Jason,
Who looks like he's always chasin',
but at least he's cool,
different for Idol,
And never puked in the basin!

The second of our Davids is "A.",
Who seemed so incredibly gay,
but hid from his dad,
who would get mad,
"You are not! Now get in your cage!"

In walked a girl called Mercado,
Who's talent is lacking Vibrato,
Tho she has stuck,
Has not gave a fuck,
So is stepping it up to go hard-o.

And the winner it should be the word nerd,
who hasn't slipped up, he's been heard,
his forehead is big,
we'd go to his gig,
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let him come first.

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from our imdb post!
The once was a kid named Archuleta, Who's goal in life was to do better, than his father would yell, putting him through hell, That's why we compare him to Fetta.
There lived a smart man named David, who liked to sit out on the pavement, doing his words, crossing the verbs, If you like this rhyme you can save it!
There was once a chicky called Syesha, who wasn't anything like Moesha, she went on 'The One', that show was dumb, Oh why can't they bring back Lakisha?