Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Idolipolipolididolil

The Chickys performed nicely this week, but unfortunetly another case of SCS.

Asia'h wants to dance with somebody but unfortunetly this song is bad. Good song and all but been done to death on Idol. His score? 3 stars. Her score? 3 1/2 stars. Asia'h has a wicked raspy voice.

Cady Malloy is a name you'll probably forget about.... now. Cady Malloy, to refresh your memory, chooses a Queen song, and a Queen song that HASN'T been done to death, but does it so old fashioned...poor girl, ta ta.
His: 1 Star for showing up. Hers: 1 and 1/2 sympathy vote.

Amanda seems to be one to watch with a blues rock, Chrissy Amphlet feel, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. If she goes from this performance then you are STUPID, America. His: 5 stars. Hers: 4 and a half... loses a point for some reason she won't explain.

Carly Smithson nee Hennessy is the Irish Bitch in the kitsch. Don't know about Celine Dion or this choice of song but she's singing the fuck out of it. His: 4 and a half. Loses a point for the Dion. Hers: 3 stars, good, not really my cup of lipton.

Kristy Lee Cook nee Puke is the one who ruined the Top 24 for everyone before she was supposed to, so for un-fair play we don't like he. Behind the eyes she may be genuine but we think a genuine twat. And a bigger one to sing Journey for Randy who was in them for a spell. Clitsy Pee Puke. His: 0 stars, thanks for showing up, mole. Hers: 1 and a half, WHY ELISHA, WHHHYYYYY?!?!? Because she said she was a dog, she owned up to it man, that's worth a point or so.
Dog.

Ramiele again sings a typical song proving her lack of musical knowledge. She needs to shape up or ship out this is SCS to the max times hundred multiplied by your mum. His and Hers 3 and a 1/2.

Brooke White seems to be such a sweetheart, the only thing missing is maybe a bit more passion and grunt behind the voice but an awesome awesome performance, LOVE IT! His and Hers: 5 stars!!! Wow our second agreement in a row, something fishy going on....

Siyesha sings another boring song, ok so she can sing, but we want MORE GOD DAMMIT! This is good and all,but good,just good. His: 3 stars. Hers: 3 and a half....

YAY BLAKE LEWIS ON THE SHOW SNUDAY NIGHT!!!!

WOO WOO.

WE.

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