Il fait chaud... always too bloody warm in Queensland, then again, it could be worse, we hear there is almost snow on our doorstep back in NSW... But anyways, today we decided to go for a walk along a walking track through the suburbs of Brisbane, nothing spectacular... houses and trees... more trees, then some houses... pretty standard stuff in Brissie, but where we come from there are very few houses so we enjoy critiqing all the houses.
Queensland houses are very typical to one another as most are elevated off the ground due to very hilly suburbs. Our relos house has a spiral staircase out front leading to an upstairs front door which we've always thought was just fucking stupid since sometimes people arrive with heavy or awkwardly shaped objects. Like us with our suitcases on the day we arrived, bloody diffy cult.
Anyways, we've loaded up our ipods with the Wicked soundtrack (it's awesome we are goign to melbourne to see it later this year!!!!!!)
and headed off on our trek through north brissie.
We passed a row of identical two door cars, at least 8 of them in a row, all the same model (that new VW that looks like a jelly bean) and all of them either yellow, blue or black. We left our phones at home so couldn't grab a photo on our nokias but it was an hysterical side. Two car doors are funny enough as it is, getting in or out of them isn't exactly the most elegant thing to do in the world, especially with a huge arse, but a row of them on a street where the houses all look alike was priceless, fucken pissa. Anyways, we hurried past them as quickly as we could and got the the foot of a steep hill.
Coming down it was a granny with her shopping car, her floral dress made her look like a fun gran, so we prepared to say gday to her when we approached her.
About 3 metres ahead away from her the two of us were looking at each other and then suddenly we were rolling back down the hill with a shopping cart and someones grandma.
We landed adjacent to the second car in the line of VWs and got ourselves up immediately. We reached down to help grandma up and saw that she was laughing, but bleeding from the head. Ouch, we both reacted immediately, Elisha ran to the nearest house and knocke don the door and William bent down and lifted grandma onto the grass.
He asked her if she was ok, and she just smiled and said
"Apples were on special at Coles" and he turned around and saw almost 50 red apples spread out across the path and naturestrip, with one or two on the road and a fw under a yellow VW.
Then she closed her eyes and fell into Williams lap, the smile still on her face. He checked for a pulse, which she had, but knew she shouldn't go to sleep, so he tried to wake her up, some woman in her 40s in a dressing gown came out of her house with Elisha, she was on a portable phone talking to the ambulance.
William was still trying to wake the old lady up, she was making mumbled noises yet still smiling, so Elisha reacted on instinct and tipped her water bottle over the grannies face, she woke up almost instantaneously, we breathed a sigh of relief and told her she will be ok the ambulance was on it's way.
The woman in the house then proclaimed that she wasn't needed so turned around and went inside.... IF YOU READ THIS BITCH FACE, SCREW YOU, YOU COULD HAVE STAYED YA LAZY COW!
We were both covered in scraps, cuts and our own blood, our bodies ached and our heads hurt, the hill is pretty steep and we fell a fair way down, NEVER, EVER, AGAIN.... we will now live life without sharp objects, hard floors or dangerous situations beacuse we both look like we have pizza's for faces, William nearly lost a nipple, Elisha nearly gained one, so the least the bitch could have done was ask us if we needed help.
But no, of course not, typical bogan.
An yways, the ambulance arrived within minutes and we both yelled at some neighbours who were stickynosing
"Fuck off if you can't help us!" we told them, sick of onlookers who were lazy and didn't have a band aid....or fifty.
The ambos lifted the old lady onto the stretcher, when she saw the 2 men, she smiled even more, and told them about the apples too.
They asked us if we needed assistance, and whilst we did, we figured it was best to go back to Aunty Mays.
We arrived back, looking like sad sacks of shits and dripping blood, the walk pained us as each step seperated the rips in our skin, all the cuts and grazes rubbed against our clothes which were also worse for wear after the tumble. Then we reached the fucking stairs, we both looked at each other then with a burst of energy and ...tenactiy... strength or even recklessness, we ran nup the twisted stairs in 4 whole leaps. Arriving on the front landing, we collapsed immediately. William fell on top of our cousins cat Beckhamballs, who screeched and hissed then clawed William (who screamed like a bitch) till he escaped.
William just lied there in twice the agony than he was before, with many more lascerations across his back.
It was up to Elisha, she tried to reach up for the doorbell but couldn't reach it, then realised the knob was lower down and she COULD reach that... though it was locked. We both sat there for 5 minutes trying to decide what to do, then suddenly they heard someone coming up the steps... they reached the top and it was a woman, 59 years old (though 60 on wednesday as she kept telling us) carrying a small chihauhau (named Talouse-Latrec) she's our cousins neighbour and has been for 22 years.
She saw us and gasped, she asked what we were doing on the floor of the porch and with such horrible injuries all over...
We told her we couldn't get inside or get thier attention cause of the pain....
She replied... "Why didn't you just knock"
It was at that point we realised how fucking stupid we both are.
Love, us
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Footy Tips /The Big Smoke
Sorry our footy tips are so late up, Trust us though the tips were done prior to the weekend its just we have been quite busy, been up to brissie cause our cousins live up there. They are so different from us those city folk cousins of ours, and we don't seem them very often but we always visit this timeof year so we can see a BB show together. This year we went to the first of the friday night live of the year (yes we saw the midget get hurt, not nice, not nice at all.) Poor Rima. All in all a few days away have been good for us but we look forward to arriving home on tuesday so will probably write then!
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Thursday, May 1, 2008
Biggest Fatties Finale! Cosi Doesn't Win WooWoo!
Now before anything, we haven't watched this weeks Idol yet because there's a few Aussie shows in thier first week.... or like tonight, thier last and so we recorded Idol and will watch it tomorrow night....
But for now...
THE BIGGEST FATTIES FINALE!
We like the biggest loser cause it's a reality show you can cry too for something GOOD.
We always call Debbie Carol, cause she looks like a carol!
Michael doesn't look as good as what he coulda but Shaun looked fucking fantastic!!! Michael needs to be having sex with Sheridan 24/7 so he sweats it all out!
John looks better than what he could've considering his health.
Sheridan looks stunning!!!!!!!
Our pick is for Allison to win and second best would have to be Sam. Maybe even equal first, who knows.
So we've established the little tosser Corey is going into the house. The show just lost 2 fans, and according to "ratings law" that means probably about 20,000 or more other people are switching off too! Here's hoping that the housemates run the tude little cunt into the ground. He doesn't deserve to be on there nor does he deserve anything other than a "Wayne Carey" glass in his face. Violent, sad, but true, he's an IDIOT, WHY IS HE GOING ON THERE!?!?! We were under the impression that by ocming back in 2008 they'll be making the show better, not running it so far into the ground they are making even it's biggest fans disgusted!!! And we stuck by it through the turkey slapping and everything!
Here's hoping one of the blue teamsters or one of the few nice red team members can take home this money! Or even a black teamster.
Cosi is a Mozzie! OI! OI! OI!
anyways...
Think we prefered Nicola (if at all) when she was fat, now she just looks like a cheap hooker! And the next person to deserve Wany Careys wine glass in his face is COSI! What a tosser, thinking he's al cool, can't wait to spit in his face. Bring him down to earth a little. Gary is OK, but too friendly with Cosi. And where was Va-J.J.? Was his little escape costly of any finale benefits??? HAHA.
Ajay is rude and ignorant to presume it was a good day for us to find out that Cosi is going to be a father. Some people only deserve a slap across the face. Ajay, keep going and you will too.
That's not fair, Steven shouldn't be allowed on there! Ha ha how embarrasing for the poor fattie when his daughter starts to cry as he picks her up!
Yay Michelle is who we are excited about AND WOAH! Quick call the fire brigade, we got a hot one here! And Bryce also.....
WOAH! Here's hoping he can take out the prize.
Hah! They can't get hold of VaJJ!
WOW Bryce has lost 52.2kgs!!!! I guess 31/32 thousand is better than 30 grand.
It's such a shame that both of us aren't chubby, we could apply!! We still good, and Elisha be like a running temptation gag who's trying to get healthy (she's incredibly thin for her age and height, it makes Mum worry) whilst William competes in the house as his man boobs also make mum worry.
(They also make me giggle)
Also, it's unfortunate that we aint good looking enough to compete in the big brother house, Elisha's 10 times the man that most of them are!
Michelle must be auditioning for deal or no deal with her new haircut.
Pardon us while we vomit with Cosi thinking he's a sensation. HE'S A PRICK. NOTHING MORE. A TINY SHRIVELED DICK AT THAT, AND HAHA BRYCE LOST MORE WEIGHT AND EW HE BET NICOLE BET PERCENTAGE SHHHIIITTTTT! How dare he compare himself to Homer Simpson! PFFFT FUCK OFF LOSER.
Nicola the mole-a, won't beat his percentage which we'd prefer her to hve it over him. Ouch, Gary needs 62.5 kgs to beat mozi, he'll probably get 55.........................FUCK 70 POINT FUCKING 9!!!! WOW!!!!!
WOOOOT COSI GETS NO MONEY, LAHOOOOZAAAHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
If we were Gary we'd roar too. Except we'd do it in mozis face. Sheridan looks like she can challenge Gary for the money!!! OOHHH, Shitvers!
41.3 kgs is what she needs "that's an olsen twin she says" hahaha she's funny! We liked her so all the best love.................FUCK!!! where Gary was 34% Sheridan the darling has hit 3 7!!!! SUCK IT COSI!
Here comes Carol, oops I mean Debbie, wow 43.1 kgs!!!! Good on her! She's lost more than some of the youngsters, WAY more and she's older so it's harder for her not only that but she left the competition earlier!
Shaun needs 62.5 but perhaps he's done it cause he looks awesome! Also for his age.
80 fucking kilos!!!!!! well, 79.8 FUCK! Poor sheridan, but still, Shaun is deserving! He woulda worked his arse off. from bloody 10% more than Sheridan. Don't think anyone can beat him from here!
GO SHAUN! Good on you, you look GREAT! 30 Grand is a nice days picnic.
Kirsten looks so skinny!!! If she wins, we won't be dissappointed, good on her, it's just we want to see the others win more.
Sam doesn't look as cute now that he's skinny! Awwwwww!
GO ALISON!!!
WWWWWOOOWWWW, Is that Alison or Sophie Faulkner!? FUCK!
Well, guess she DID want to become a yummy mummy, did she want to be a MILF tho? HOPE SO!
Why is Alison featured on a biggest loser fit club ad when the others haven't. does that mean she won it?!?!?
wow Alison is 66kgs WOAH!!!! Sheeshers!!!
Kirsten doesn't pull in enough numbers but still should be extremelly proud of her efforts.... Good on ya Kiki! But it's up to Sam......
He needs about 70.2kgs lost to win this.........................71!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAMMY!!!!!!
Bittersweet since we really wished Alison could win it, but still
GGGGGOOOOO SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's gunna be some "world first" so guess we'll stick around for it...
After this commercial break....
Ads..... PFFT.
It's probably goign to be runner up prizes for Kiki and Alili but who knows with this show!
Hope Terri gets to go back into the house. Make amends for her problems with Nobbi (Asians in general).
Ha ha the surprise is they are going to weigh all the contestants together...
Together they weighed 4051.9kgs!!! Sheesh! Now they we 2897!!!
Good on them, and love the obnoxious laugh from AJay it's so cute!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Contestants Jewelllery was supplied by "The Family Jewels" Oh how we love Australia!
Oh shit Lost is on and we're missing the start!!!!!!!!
tata!
GO SAM!
But for now...
THE BIGGEST FATTIES FINALE!
We like the biggest loser cause it's a reality show you can cry too for something GOOD.
We always call Debbie Carol, cause she looks like a carol!
Michael doesn't look as good as what he coulda but Shaun looked fucking fantastic!!! Michael needs to be having sex with Sheridan 24/7 so he sweats it all out!
John looks better than what he could've considering his health.
Sheridan looks stunning!!!!!!!
Our pick is for Allison to win and second best would have to be Sam. Maybe even equal first, who knows.
So we've established the little tosser Corey is going into the house. The show just lost 2 fans, and according to "ratings law" that means probably about 20,000 or more other people are switching off too! Here's hoping that the housemates run the tude little cunt into the ground. He doesn't deserve to be on there nor does he deserve anything other than a "Wayne Carey" glass in his face. Violent, sad, but true, he's an IDIOT, WHY IS HE GOING ON THERE!?!?! We were under the impression that by ocming back in 2008 they'll be making the show better, not running it so far into the ground they are making even it's biggest fans disgusted!!! And we stuck by it through the turkey slapping and everything!
Here's hoping one of the blue teamsters or one of the few nice red team members can take home this money! Or even a black teamster.
Cosi is a Mozzie! OI! OI! OI!
anyways...
Think we prefered Nicola (if at all) when she was fat, now she just looks like a cheap hooker! And the next person to deserve Wany Careys wine glass in his face is COSI! What a tosser, thinking he's al cool, can't wait to spit in his face. Bring him down to earth a little. Gary is OK, but too friendly with Cosi. And where was Va-J.J.? Was his little escape costly of any finale benefits??? HAHA.
Ajay is rude and ignorant to presume it was a good day for us to find out that Cosi is going to be a father. Some people only deserve a slap across the face. Ajay, keep going and you will too.
That's not fair, Steven shouldn't be allowed on there! Ha ha how embarrasing for the poor fattie when his daughter starts to cry as he picks her up!
Yay Michelle is who we are excited about AND WOAH! Quick call the fire brigade, we got a hot one here! And Bryce also.....
WOAH! Here's hoping he can take out the prize.
Hah! They can't get hold of VaJJ!
WOW Bryce has lost 52.2kgs!!!! I guess 31/32 thousand is better than 30 grand.
It's such a shame that both of us aren't chubby, we could apply!! We still good, and Elisha be like a running temptation gag who's trying to get healthy (she's incredibly thin for her age and height, it makes Mum worry) whilst William competes in the house as his man boobs also make mum worry.
(They also make me giggle)
Also, it's unfortunate that we aint good looking enough to compete in the big brother house, Elisha's 10 times the man that most of them are!
Michelle must be auditioning for deal or no deal with her new haircut.
Pardon us while we vomit with Cosi thinking he's a sensation. HE'S A PRICK. NOTHING MORE. A TINY SHRIVELED DICK AT THAT, AND HAHA BRYCE LOST MORE WEIGHT AND EW HE BET NICOLE BET PERCENTAGE SHHHIIITTTTT! How dare he compare himself to Homer Simpson! PFFFT FUCK OFF LOSER.
Nicola the mole-a, won't beat his percentage which we'd prefer her to hve it over him. Ouch, Gary needs 62.5 kgs to beat mozi, he'll probably get 55.........................FUCK 70 POINT FUCKING 9!!!! WOW!!!!!
WOOOOT COSI GETS NO MONEY, LAHOOOOZAAAHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
If we were Gary we'd roar too. Except we'd do it in mozis face. Sheridan looks like she can challenge Gary for the money!!! OOHHH, Shitvers!
41.3 kgs is what she needs "that's an olsen twin she says" hahaha she's funny! We liked her so all the best love.................FUCK!!! where Gary was 34% Sheridan the darling has hit 3 7!!!! SUCK IT COSI!
Here comes Carol, oops I mean Debbie, wow 43.1 kgs!!!! Good on her! She's lost more than some of the youngsters, WAY more and she's older so it's harder for her not only that but she left the competition earlier!
Shaun needs 62.5 but perhaps he's done it cause he looks awesome! Also for his age.
80 fucking kilos!!!!!! well, 79.8 FUCK! Poor sheridan, but still, Shaun is deserving! He woulda worked his arse off. from bloody 10% more than Sheridan. Don't think anyone can beat him from here!
GO SHAUN! Good on you, you look GREAT! 30 Grand is a nice days picnic.
Kirsten looks so skinny!!! If she wins, we won't be dissappointed, good on her, it's just we want to see the others win more.
Sam doesn't look as cute now that he's skinny! Awwwwww!
GO ALISON!!!
WWWWWOOOWWWW, Is that Alison or Sophie Faulkner!? FUCK!
Well, guess she DID want to become a yummy mummy, did she want to be a MILF tho? HOPE SO!
Why is Alison featured on a biggest loser fit club ad when the others haven't. does that mean she won it?!?!?
wow Alison is 66kgs WOAH!!!! Sheeshers!!!
Kirsten doesn't pull in enough numbers but still should be extremelly proud of her efforts.... Good on ya Kiki! But it's up to Sam......
He needs about 70.2kgs lost to win this.........................71!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAMMY!!!!!!
Bittersweet since we really wished Alison could win it, but still
GGGGGOOOOO SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's gunna be some "world first" so guess we'll stick around for it...
After this commercial break....
Ads..... PFFT.
It's probably goign to be runner up prizes for Kiki and Alili but who knows with this show!
Hope Terri gets to go back into the house. Make amends for her problems with Nobbi (Asians in general).
Ha ha the surprise is they are going to weigh all the contestants together...
Together they weighed 4051.9kgs!!! Sheesh! Now they we 2897!!!
Good on them, and love the obnoxious laugh from AJay it's so cute!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Contestants Jewelllery was supplied by "The Family Jewels" Oh how we love Australia!
Oh shit Lost is on and we're missing the start!!!!!!!!
tata!
GO SAM!
Poll Results
Howdy, poll results are in again,
Firstly...
TEDIUM SET IN WHEN....
Oprah gave another gift... (15%)
Britney made another headline... (24%)
Amy Winehouse HAD another line... (24%)
Paris has a new reality show... (9%)
ANOTHER baby adopted by a Hollywood Mole... (27%)
33 helped deicde what they were sick of... soon there will be a male version!
Secondly...
WHO WOULD LOOK HOTTEST IN THE NUDE....
Laura Bush (0%)
Ali G (20%)
Dame Edna (30%)
Rubeus Hagrid (50%)
A quickie this one was with a better than expected result, poor Laura Bush Left out in the cold with zero votes. POOR POOR LAURA, WHATCHYA GUNNA DO? Your husband is a moron, watchoo gunna doooo!
GO HAGRID!
Thirdly....
BEST IDOL SHOW SO FAR...
Auditions (5%)
Hollywood (5%)
Semi Finals (16%)
Top 12 - Lennon/McCartney (22%)
Top 11 - The Beatles (11%)
Top 10 - Year Of Birth (38%)
Looks like Top 10 was a clear winner.
Fourthly....
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF PAST YEAR OR SO....
Surf's Up! (14%)
Ratatouille (44%)
Bee Movie (7%)
The Simpsons Movie (22%)
Shrek The Third (0%)
Horton Hears A Who (7%)
Beowulf (3%)
A tremendous 27 voted this round of Animation, can't wait for WALL-E!
Thanks to everyone for voting, we both are pleased with the responses, don't forget to look for our easter egg poll and also the rest of them on the side of the page!
Enjoy, love us!
Firstly...
TEDIUM SET IN WHEN....
Oprah gave another gift... (15%)
Britney made another headline... (24%)
Amy Winehouse HAD another line... (24%)
Paris has a new reality show... (9%)
ANOTHER baby adopted by a Hollywood Mole... (27%)
33 helped deicde what they were sick of... soon there will be a male version!
Secondly...
WHO WOULD LOOK HOTTEST IN THE NUDE....
Laura Bush (0%)
Ali G (20%)
Dame Edna (30%)
Rubeus Hagrid (50%)
A quickie this one was with a better than expected result, poor Laura Bush Left out in the cold with zero votes. POOR POOR LAURA, WHATCHYA GUNNA DO? Your husband is a moron, watchoo gunna doooo!
GO HAGRID!
Thirdly....
BEST IDOL SHOW SO FAR...
Auditions (5%)
Hollywood (5%)
Semi Finals (16%)
Top 12 - Lennon/McCartney (22%)
Top 11 - The Beatles (11%)
Top 10 - Year Of Birth (38%)
Looks like Top 10 was a clear winner.
Fourthly....
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF PAST YEAR OR SO....
Surf's Up! (14%)
Ratatouille (44%)
Bee Movie (7%)
The Simpsons Movie (22%)
Shrek The Third (0%)
Horton Hears A Who (7%)
Beowulf (3%)
A tremendous 27 voted this round of Animation, can't wait for WALL-E!
Thanks to everyone for voting, we both are pleased with the responses, don't forget to look for our easter egg poll and also the rest of them on the side of the page!
Enjoy, love us!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
25 fucking points
T'was just playing bejewelled for like an hour on and off, and was soooo close to beating Williams high score in action mode.... so fucking close I tell you. I thought I was going to beat it and got all fucking cocky only to miss out on it by 25 fucking points. 25 points I tell you, I'm so very pissed off about it all. William thinks its quite funny mind you, And his been rubbing it in bad. Ah well, I think after playing that game for that amount of time I did I have had enough for of it for a while. Though I do really wanna beat his score at it!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fucking stupid BB is so shithouse this year, So dissapointing. Corey so better not be going into the house I swear or they deserve to be axed, And we have always supported BB up until now. His no fucking superstar, his just some wanker or a kid who thinks his top shit because he had an outragous party... cool.... NOT! Lets all go out and be fuckheads and chuck a massive party full of no one we know and cause alot of damage to others property and cop cars and then we will all be cool ass celebraties too......
Fucking stupid BB is so shithouse this year, So dissapointing. Corey so better not be going into the house I swear or they deserve to be axed, And we have always supported BB up until now. His no fucking superstar, his just some wanker or a kid who thinks his top shit because he had an outragous party... cool.... NOT! Lets all go out and be fuckheads and chuck a massive party full of no one we know and cause alot of damage to others property and cop cars and then we will all be cool ass celebraties too......
Monday, April 28, 2008
The House Mates
They all seem young again this year besides Terri of course. Burt one old fart doesn't make the average high any higher. Just makes them stick out like a sore thumb
Terri seems like a laugh, if not racist.
Saxon seems like a tool, like the other Saxon. Either this guy is really full on or he's an actor. A bad one at that.
Haha now that Terri has gone in it's kind of refreshing to hear the commentary coming from Kyle and Jackie O even though they are being kind of mean this is what they are good at... talking about stuff on the radio.
William can relate to Bianca cause he has big boobs too. Hope this is an example of 'more than meets the eye' tho cause they were supposed to be getting varied housemates... not bloody more young big boobied babes!
Just missed somebody cause we were making popcorn but we walked in on Bridget who seems just another blonde bimbo.
Oooh, a doctor! or a vet! hehe! We like her already! Alice looks like an absolute darling and hope we see lots of her!
Travis looks really annoying, and not just because he likes the backstreet boys. Oh yeah and the voice too. But how can he be straight? Oh, a good news bible, that "explains" it. But yes, he did look pissed off at Kyles comments. But he's gone onto Big Brother, get used to it.
Rory looks like he also might be more than meets the eye even tho hid body is easy on the eye....
but it's Renee who's got us cheering again like we did for Alice. She's all tomboy like and works at an abbattoir, hope her and Alice get along!
Terri seems like a laugh, if not racist.
Saxon seems like a tool, like the other Saxon. Either this guy is really full on or he's an actor. A bad one at that.
Haha now that Terri has gone in it's kind of refreshing to hear the commentary coming from Kyle and Jackie O even though they are being kind of mean this is what they are good at... talking about stuff on the radio.
William can relate to Bianca cause he has big boobs too. Hope this is an example of 'more than meets the eye' tho cause they were supposed to be getting varied housemates... not bloody more young big boobied babes!
Just missed somebody cause we were making popcorn but we walked in on Bridget who seems just another blonde bimbo.
Oooh, a doctor! or a vet! hehe! We like her already! Alice looks like an absolute darling and hope we see lots of her!
Travis looks really annoying, and not just because he likes the backstreet boys. Oh yeah and the voice too. But how can he be straight? Oh, a good news bible, that "explains" it. But yes, he did look pissed off at Kyles comments. But he's gone onto Big Brother, get used to it.
Rory looks like he also might be more than meets the eye even tho hid body is easy on the eye....
but it's Renee who's got us cheering again like we did for Alice. She's all tomboy like and works at an abbattoir, hope her and Alice get along!
OK, now things just get ridiculus, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING AGAIN!!!!
What happened to diversity!?!?!?!?!?
ARSEHOLES!
Love, Us
Ten Minutes To Go!
Yay Big Brother starts tonight so we thought we'd introduce the housemates to y'all!
We've already met a few...
Terri the 53 yr old grandma with a fetish for Pauline Hanson
Travis, some annoying guy with an annoying voice
Dixie looks like a tonne of fun and good value all the way
Saxon makes it twice for a 'Saxon' in the house... who knew it was a real name?!?
Rima looks like a gun and can't wait to watch her "patronize the patronizers"!
We think it's hilarious they advertised the housemates to be revealed during SYTYCDA but instead showed them during Rove making people tune into SYTYCDA! haha, crap show, it needs Todd McKenney to pass out on the stage in a pool of his own vomit and urine.
so who else will there be??? Only ten minutes to go!
We've already met a few...
Terri the 53 yr old grandma with a fetish for Pauline Hanson
Travis, some annoying guy with an annoying voice
Dixie looks like a tonne of fun and good value all the way
Saxon makes it twice for a 'Saxon' in the house... who knew it was a real name?!?
Rima looks like a gun and can't wait to watch her "patronize the patronizers"!
We think it's hilarious they advertised the housemates to be revealed during SYTYCDA but instead showed them during Rove making people tune into SYTYCDA! haha, crap show, it needs Todd McKenney to pass out on the stage in a pool of his own vomit and urine.
so who else will there be??? Only ten minutes to go!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Footy Tippen
Her Tips His Tips
0 Essendon Essendon 0
1 Geelong Geelong 1
1 Carlton Carlton 1
2 Bulldogs Bulldogs 2
2 St. Kilda Port Adelaide 3
3 Brisbane Brisbane 4
3 Sydney North Melb 4
4 Hawks Hawks 5
Current tally will be added once we've added up last week!
Elisha 29 William 25
0 Essendon Essendon 0
1 Geelong Geelong 1
1 Carlton Carlton 1
2 Bulldogs Bulldogs 2
2 St. Kilda Port Adelaide 3
3 Brisbane Brisbane 4
3 Sydney North Melb 4
4 Hawks Hawks 5
Current tally will be added once we've added up last week!
Elisha 29 William 25
Alone
It's never a good thing when you're walking the streets at night and you're alone and suddenly you hear running footseps towards you. What do you do then, do you shit yourself and run or shit yourself and stay on the stop. Maybe ducking your head a little or giving out a litle yelp...
That's what you might do but all Elisha and Louise could do as the man ran towards them was stand there pretending to be trees.
So the man ran past them, not seeing them in the darkness nor Elisha's backpack which she hastily dropped. But he certainly felt the rock as it connected with his face as he hit a bush of scotch thistles.
But all they could do was stand there pretending to be trees.
Until the man looked up and noticed he wasn't alone.
He then ran off again.
Poor guy.
That's what you might do but all Elisha and Louise could do as the man ran towards them was stand there pretending to be trees.
So the man ran past them, not seeing them in the darkness nor Elisha's backpack which she hastily dropped. But he certainly felt the rock as it connected with his face as he hit a bush of scotch thistles.
But all they could do was stand there pretending to be trees.
Until the man looked up and noticed he wasn't alone.
He then ran off again.
Poor guy.
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