JUMPER -ound, jump, jump, jump, jump

JUMPER, Rachel Bilsons HUGE mistake.

Playstations are always fun, we decided to play the ps2 last night for hours on end... Tony Hawk-a-thon; Project 8, American Wasteland and Underground 2. Wasteland is the best and the story mode has a better story to it... though Project 8 is fun for having lots to skate on.

But then there was a knock at the door and it was our friend Sascha, she's quite the colourful one, a bar....lady at Hooters in Parramatta but we call her the hooter-whore.We went to school with her and she was the first of us to get an STD, in fact still the only one. But she joined in on our video-gaming and it was fun.

William then got out the singstar and Elisha got out the whisky. And that's that mattress man. Can't really remember much after that, except for the duet of 'What About Me' (Us) whilst wearing our dressing gowns.... perhaps a powderfinger or two....

Having fun is good and all but it's only right when you go to bed at 10am! Eep!

Yes, we didn't really get to start partying until midnight after seeing Jumper and a few more oscars films and played the ps2 boredom, is an

ASS! jumper was ok, pretty crap maybe, not too much action which Yvonne had told us. 'von went to secondary school with us, with mr.

Dimalopolous in year 10 though von has pretty bad taste in films, Elisha doesn't mind half of them but William can't stand them.

- Chick Flicks, EW!

The olympics are soon!!!!! Yay!!!!!!! As you can tell from our photo we are fit and healthy so the olympics are something we really look forward to. They really need to introduce AFL into the olympics....

Unfortunetly 3 good people got knocked from American Idol the other day, YOU FUCKING YANKS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

So here's hoping they kick out Kristy Lee Cook, Cady Malloy, Luke Menard and either one of the Davids this week.

David Archuletta was really good the other night however he seems to be the awkward one in the group who the girls/people are celebrating mediocrity by squealing like seagulls over him!!!Hello, MATT CORBY!!!

Just means he's this years runner-up after Blake, Beau, Clay, Justin, Matt,Shannon, Gareth, anthony fagllea was portrayed as a so called heart throb... the good looking guy won't ever win it over the fatter guy or the girl! But Idol audience voting is always mean with the good people leaving... Borgigi anyone?

This week was a weaker week for US Idol, the boys did better than the girls overall however there really was no stand outs unfortunetly.

I could be biased and say Michael Johns because he's from perth but I won't cause there was a few uneasy notes, mostly at the start of the chorus'.

Will Post our ideal Top 12 tonight!!!!

For Now, but only for Now....

Love, W. & E.

Brads Cruise

1. If I was Brad for a day I'd collegen my lips to keep up.
2. If I was Leo for a day I'd check out my penis.
3. If I was Bruce I'd go into the light.
4. If I was Keanu for a day I'd make a good movie.
5. If I was Arnie for a day I'd flex my muscles for the good of man.
6. If I was Elvis for a day I'd be rotten by now.
7. If I was Sylvester for a day I'd make Cliffhanger 2...then 3.
8. If I was Tom Cruise for a day I'd Scientologise with Yoda.
9. If I was Tom Cruise I'd get over myself, WAY over.

..and....

10. If I was Tom I'd be a desperate had been with hair plugs married to the actress from Dawsons Creek who flashed her tits first!

So I walked under a Bus....

Yep, have to catch the bus soon, that's ok, don't mind that, buses are bumpy and fun. It's the walking to the bus stop that's the worry .
See, living a 15 minute drive out of town, is fun and all to have loud music on but it equates to a 3 hour walk, give or take. But the dickiest part is the nearest bus stop is 2 hours and 30 minutes away, so you see the dilemma? Just can't be fucked.

BRITNEY IN PARIS FOR A DAY

1. If I was Paris for a day I'd clean my tower.


2. If I was Lindsay for a day, I'd drive a car.


3. If I was Nicole (Richie) for a day, I'd eat a steak.


4. If I was Katie for a day I'd get the 'Rachel' haircut.


5. If I was Angelina for a day I'd get buyers remorse.


6. If I was Reese for a day I'd eat with a fork, it's easier.


7. If I was Xtina for a day I'd get twenty FIVE million for my baby photos


8. If I was Britney for a day I'd remove my face.


9. If I was Britney for a day I'd change my name to B Spe.


10. If I was Britney I'd give up.

In this picture she has herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a FUCKING rip!!!!!

Saturday night we brought this lame dvd game from video ezy. Has anyone else out there played it? It was such a waste of money and it only cost $5.95! We take it that the whole point of buying it was for an sms competition that was put on the dvd to win a trip to the Oscars WHICH WAS EXPIRED ANYWAYS!!! The game is set up as a two teams game which have 17 questions each and then a decider. The thing is the game itself has only 35 questions which means IT CAN ONLY BE PLAYED ONCE!!!! How screwd up is that? If we wanted to spendmoney on playing a game once weshould of just went down arcade. See what we mean by a waste of money. Realistically they could of accomplished the same with a peice of paper.

I reckon,what absolute POPPYCOCK!!! Worse than Poppycock it was turtle shit stuck to your wisdom teeth!!!!!

BOYCOTT VIDEO EZY FOR THIS PEICE OF SHITBOX.

Movies, Movies, Movies

Leading up to the 80th Oscar Ceremony this is what we've watched.....

1981 Raiders of The Lost Ark: Nominated in 8 categories and won 4 awards for Best Sound, Best Film Editing, Best Visual Effects, Best Art Direction-Set Decoration.

2006 Little Miss Sunshine: Won 2 awards, best supporting actor and original screenplay. Had 2 other nominations for Best Picture and
Best Supporting Actress for Abigail Breslin.

2006 El Labertino Del Fauno: 3 Oscars for Achievements in Cinematography, Art Direction and Make-up.

1990 Dick Tracy: Couple of Awards including one for Original Song to living Legend Stephen Sondheim. This stylised comic book film is one of the better adaptations in the past 30 years of a comic book/cartoon.

1985 The Color Purple: Nominated for 11 oscars, and it won NONE! Still a worthy contender and addition to our Oscars weekend.

1956 The King And I: 9 nominations including Best Picture, it won 5 )NOT including Best Picture) and is one of my favourite musicals.

2003 The Triplets Of Belleville: Wonder why! Two nominations but no wins. Byr AWESOME, AWESOME film! The Best so far in thsi marathon!

1972 Cabaret: Still on the musicals, Cabbers was nominated 10 times and won 8 of those, including gongs for Director, Best Actor and Actress.

2004 Ray: Nominated for 6, this Biopic gave us a huge surpride in Jamie Foxx can act!!! Who knew!

2001 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: A martial Arts flm nominated for oscars!? Yeah right, and Rocky won best picture.......oh....... 4 Awards given here!

2002 Adaptation.: Love, love, love this movie, and it won 2 oscars to boot! But this movie is really wierd and not for the lame minded.

1993 Schindler's List: Nominated for many and winning lots, this Best Picture winner is a tough watch, a tear jerker and one of Spielbergs best Drama films.

More movies to come over the day, lazing in bed with movies on oscar day.... WOOT!

1986 Platoon: Another best picture winner.

1995 Fargo: Frances McDormand is a stunner, gotta love this dark comedy/thriller.

- A break for the Oscars Ceremony which ends up finishing after midnight!

2006 Happy Feet: One half of us likes this movie, the other would prefer to rip out his finger nails. This beat Pixars 'Cars' to the best animated feature Oscar??? n behalf of my country I apologize to the world for Happy Feet, though Elisha doesn't. I need to watch a good movie!!!

2000 O Brother Where Art Thou After the Coens did well at the Oscars thought I'd watch another of thiers.. 2 Nominations went to this one.

Next up....

1994 Pulp Fiction: Tarantinos mad cap compedy won best screenplay and through him into the indie spotlight. It also revived John Travoltas career.

1968 2001 A Space Odyssey: it won a visual effects oscar.

2005 Munich: Nominated for 5 awards but didn't win any,unfortunetly, this is the best Spielberg movie yet.

1989 Who Framed Roger Rabbit: love this movie, and finally an oscar nominated comedy that is light and sans 'F-Bomb'! This won 4 oscars including Best Editing.

1996 Jerry Maguire: Cuba Gooding Jnr. won an oscar for this Cameron Crowe film -which isn't the best of his work I must admit, though it is really satisfying in the first 5 minutes when a young kid tells Tom Cruise to fuck off... almost as old as Katie he was. Cuba Gooding Jnr. is the prime example of what not to do in hollywood - Take Eddie Murphys films scraps.

1968 Planet Of The Apes: '68 represented again by another sci-fi with monkeys! Perhaps I should've waited a few more hours till I watched this...

continuing.....

2004 Sideways... hmpf, love this movie and there's anactor from 'Lost' in it however it's confusing that if the book was released in July 2004 how could the film be shot in september of 2003? Unless they had an earlier draft to work off in which case they were really lucky it ended up being good!

1958 South Pacific: This one sits nicely because William has a soft spot for the stage version. He's seen it plenty of times!

1995 Toy Story: Living Leg End Joss Whedon co-wrote this awesome flick which won an honourary oscar for being the first full-lengthy computer animated movie. Can't wait for the 3D version!

2002 SpiderMan 2: The effects in this film are wickedly cool and deserve the gong it won! It's such a shame, like such a HUGE shame that the 3rd one was a load of poo.

1994 Ed Wood: Love this Tim Burton film and one that doesn't sit terribly well with the mass audiences but certainly with Burton fans... and Wood fans for that matter!

2003 Finding Nemo: who doesn't love this fishy flick? Alot of people thought this should have won more!

1984 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: another solid romp through caves and all sorts.

1995 Pocahantas: Not the best of the disney cartoons, won an oscar or two in the music categories.

2001 Moulin Rouge!: One of the best musical films in years (albeit jukebox) and certainly to be made in Australia! Yaaaay! But listened to this with the TV turned off to interpret through imagination. Was fun!

1994 The Lion King: Since Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture technically this african feast for the eyes should've too if only for the academy! If teh stage show version was any more shitty then I'd eat my hat.

1964 Mary Poppins: Winning 4 oscars and sticking with the disney theme going at the moment, Julie Andrews was up against Audrey Hepburn who played Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady, funny thing is though Ms Andrews wasn't a big enough name at the time to be given the lead in My Fair Lady so Hepburn got it and Andrews for Poppins, didn't do her own singing and the rest is history, one film won best picture the other won best actress....

2000 Almost Famous: Love this movie for so many reasons... it's script,it's characters, plot, music, humour... plus this is the first DVD William got.

a week and counting.....

1978 Alien: This slow burning original started off a franchise which has ended up with AVP. Some great actors in it though! And it is kind of creepy I guess.

1996 Evita: One half of us likes this film, the other would prefer to rip out her finger nails. Nominated for 5 but won 1, Best Song.

1965 The Sound Of Music: Puking more like it. Don't need to dwell on this Best Picture winner.

2004 Vera Drake: Was nominated for 3 awards including best actress to the brilliant Imelda Staunton, whilst it didn't win any it's on SBS tonight so why not watch it! Depressing!

1964 My Fair Lady

1993 Jurassic Park

2007 Ratatouille

1990 Total Recall

1939 The Wizard Of Oz

Love, W and E.

PS. A shorter list.... in no particular order...

1. South Pacific
2. Pan's Labyrinth
3. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
4. Jerry Maguire
5. The Color Purple
6. Toy Story
7. Munich
8. Dick Tracy
9. Happy Feet
10. The Planet Of The Apes
11. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
12. Cabaret
13. 2001: A Space Odyssey
14. Little Miss Sunshine
15. Adaptation
16. Ray
17. Sideways
18. The King And I
19. Fargo
20. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
21. The Triplets Of Belleville
22. Pulp Fiction
23. Spiderman 2
24. Platoon
25. O Brother Where Art Thou
26. Schindler's List
27. Ed Wood
28. King Kong 2005
29. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
30. Pocahantas
31. Moulin Rouge!
32. The Lion King
33. Almost Famous
34. Mary Poppins
35. Finding Nemo

The Boys Predictions....

Best Picture: There Will Be Blood 0
Best Actor: Tie - Johnny Depp and Daniel Day Lewis. 1/2
Best Actress: Cate Blanchett 0
Best Director: Paul T. Anderson or Tim Burton 0
Best Supporting Actor: Phillip Seymour Hoffman 0
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett 0
Original Screenplay: Juno or Ratatouille...Ratatouille is awesome! 1/2
Adapted Screenplay: There Will Be Blood 0
Animated Feature: Ratatouille 1
Animated Short: My Love
Art Direction: Sweeney Todd 1
Cinematography: Roger Deakins for whichever project. 0
Costume: Colleen Atwood for Sweeney Todd 0
Documentary: War/Dance
Documentary Short: Freeheld
Best Film Editing: Dylan Tichenor for There Will Be Blood 0
Foreign Language: Beaufort
Live Action Short: At Night
Best Make Up: La Vie En Rose 1
Original Score: Michael Giacchino for Ratatouille 0 :(
Best Song: So Close from Enchanted 0
Sound Editing: Ratatouille 0
Sound Mixing: Ratatouille 0
Visual Effects: Transformers 0
W. -- BAH, I SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

bored at 1:30am!!!!!! Both of us

Welcome...

Guten Morgen,

This is now our blog, OUR Blog, not his, not thiers, OURS! Muhahaha!

We like to do some crazy shit and also are addicted to Domino's Pizzas and 'Lost' and the two make a wicked combination.

Speaking of Wicked, Anthony Callea got into Wicked, how lame is that! He is really ugly and has the voice of an over oiled engine. So many people think they like him, but we know deep down that they don't.

This weekend we bought 3 Pizza's between us:
Chicken Feast on Deep Pan crust....
Meatosaurus with the Edge crust on Deep Pan
and
Designa with Bacon, Cheese, Ham, Pineapple and Tomato Paste on bottom and top. Again on Deep Pan.
They weren't as nice this week owing to the different staff on and too much cheese and when you live off pizza for 24 hours too much cheese is Too Much cheese. But we did cook chips on our third serving and they helped fill us up.
We also had KFC which was beyond delicious since it was shouted too us and we didn't have to go anywhere for it. This is the life, you see people, KFC delivered to your bedroom door.

We also watched alot of movies in preparation for the Oscars tonight. We live in Australia so by the time our telecast is on it's all spoilt for us!
So here's a toast to sleeping all day until 8pm!

Sometimes we'll post photos or guest spots from our friend. Yes, we only have one, between us.

But anyways, welcome to our blog!!!

William and Elisha.