Saturday, May 10, 2008

Almost A Centurian...

Yay! We're almost at 100 posts! Isn't that just the most! Things have been somewhat boring aorund here, Louise decided she wan ted to get sick herself so she came round tonight and we made pizza's and watched some Tarantino movies, it was fun. She bought over Grindhouse and we really liked them (4 stars worth!)
The pizza's were delish, kind of like a spicy barbequey hawaiian with diffrent meats, fucking ripper.
Mum yelled at us for making a mess so we yelled back that we were in the process of making them so "BACK OFF!", mum likes to jump the gun and stress herself out over nothing.
We finally took some bandages off today with Louises help, we're healing fine in case you were wondering.
Anyways, it's late and thought just drop in to say gday and let you know that Grindhouse is really cool, especially for people who HATE that stupid stupid mole Fergie. She makes a cameo and the film tends to tell it like it is - Brainless Tart is the outcome but that's all we're saying!
Since when was she the duchess of Pop!? what a mole, she thinks she's so good when really KELLY CLARKSON is our duchess, queen AND princess of music, FULL STOP.

Hall Of Fame Footy Updated

Victoria 21.11 (137) Defeated 18.12 (120) Dream Team and what a match it was, tho we only saw parts of it, Elisha watched most as it was on in another room. Unfortunetly we don't get a point for the tip D'oh.
OK, ciao ciao.

Friday, May 9, 2008

The Twins On MSN!

We are on MSN Messenger so if anyone would like to add us, feel free...

twinsofbelleville@gmail.com we got a passport thingy for it so we can chat on the web with other cool people who watch Idol!

Au Revoir!

A ColourLess Sky

1/2/05 A colourless sky. Elisha A. Thorpopoulis
What if the sky were to stop reflecting the sea,
so what colouring would then the sky be?
Would we be able to see stars all day round?
Would we lose all our oxygen, the sky could fall down?
Chicken licken was right to panic, she was right to shit it
but as humans, as guests, we have to admit it.
You know, This earth aint going to be around for forever.
And what? Then find a new place, new home in the nether?
As if, take responsibility, please, for your land
get over yourselves, put the earth in your hand.

HouseWife.

2/2/05Housewife.William A. Thorpopoulis
I sit by my kitchen in a corner and a daze.
A book in my hand, t.v. shows me 'Catch Phrase'.
You stumble in drunk at a quarter to six.
Immediately up, your food I must fix.
“Hurry” you say, you're the man of the house.
Stuff it, I quit, you're no man but a mouse!
You can get your own food, and even your beers.
This slavery shunned, I'm fed up to my ears.
So go ahead and blame it on 'desperate housewives'
fine by me. I don't care, it's the days of our lives.

If Your Girlfriend's A Stripper And You Know It Clap Your Hands...

It's about 4 something am and we can't sleep. there's no footy tips this week and we've lost the peice of paper, well the envelope, we wrote them on for last week.
This week is the hall of fame Vs victoria in the footy and we are rooting for the Hall Of Famers out of bias to NSW.
Idol was pretty good this week tho the first round of performances were kind of lame but it picked up in round 2.
We're both sick as dogs at the moment (as well as still sore) which is ok by us cause it matches everything else about us (the scarring). Plus we get more time off work. Though hanging around, the monotony of hanging around does get to you and can be stressful especially when you live out in the middle of woop woop boooooring.
We got sick when we were in Queensland and thought that once the sun went down we'd still be ok in t-shirts, but gee did we learn our lessons!
Queensland was awesome, besides certain granny incidents... Grannygate we're calling it, though we can't help but laugh everytime we think about it. Friday Night Live was fun as usual, though the arrogant guys shone through as usual. Nathan won it but BB pulled a whammy and gave the prize to Travis. Lucky bastard. Poorn bastard Nathan who wasn't able to accept the prize due to not being eligible to vote on sundays eviction.
Pretty funny. Though Corey SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY though he did get kicked out early which was SATIS-FYING!

We decided to wear our new diamond ring s out for the first time in QLD thinking it would be ok since we are far away from home, but Elishas skinny fingers got sweaty in the heat and it fell off somewhere in Brisbane, so if you live there, hope you enjoy it, or sell it, and hope it doesn't come to bite us back on the arse.
Every night we do shifts to listen out for cars just in case. Whoever it was that night certainly hasn't forgotten about us. While we were gone the shed at the farm got broken into, we were first blamed but since we were interstate we have an alibi, sweet, we'll admit.
But the other rings are safe and sound now, we aint wearing them EVER AGAIN!
Joss Stone is singing her sweet little heart out on 10 so this is our cue to toodle-oo and make some more pancakes!
US

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Biggest Losers...oops.. Big Brother 2008

What is this fucking show? Big brother or Big BULLY!?
Sick to death of these arrogant wanker men who go into to this and walk around like they are king fucking shit. In the past there's been 1 or 2, maybe 3 if we were unlucky (2006 anyone?).
Saxon claims 'Angry Saxon will come out if people aren't careful..." like he's so fucking good that he can stand there on national TV and bully people weaker than him.
The saddest thing is the teenage girls who vote for this shit always keep the arrogant cunts in there. And then to put corey toss pot in there.
It's so easy for then to walk around in thier groups of 4/5/6+ and pick on everyone from Travis to Dixie to Terri but it's not OK for them to get told off if they do something wrong, nor apologise, it's not even OK for them to pick on someone when it's 1 on 1 cause they can't handle the shit.

ARRRSSSEEEEHOLLLESS

No we don't want more big brother fuck you very much GOLDMAN,
we auditioned this year but of course didn't get in cause we AREN'T arrogant cunts.

FUCK YOU TOO.

aarogant enough for you?

As for IDOL, results show about to start so here's praying for an awesome outcome!!!!

Dear God, Reality TV of late has been so emotionally destroying, from too much Cosi to not enough Michael Johns through to this disgusting display of chauvanistic behaviour on BB, please rectify the situation, or bring back Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Amen.

Monday, May 5, 2008

We Got So Sconed: Another Recipe!

!!!!SCONES!!!!!
10 mins to prepare
10 mins to cook!
Gets about a dozen...

Ingredients
450g (3 cups) self-raising flour
1 tbs caster sugar
80g butter, cubed, at room temperature
250mls (1 cup) milk, at room temperature
Self-raising flour, extra


Method
Preheat oven to 220°C. Measure all your ingredients. Combine the self-raising flour and caster sugar in a medium bowl. Use your fingertips to rub in the butter until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. To help incorporate some air into the mixture, keep the palms of your hands face-up as you lift the flour to rub in the butter. This will help make the scones lighter in texture. Note, room-temperature butter gives a better result than chilled butter in scones. It is also easier to incorporate into the flour when at room temperature. Butter helps give the scones a tender texture as well as adding flavour.
Add the milk all at once. Use a round- bladed knife to mix together using a cutting motion until evenly incorporated and the mixture begins to hold together. Do not over mix. Again, room-temperature milk is better to use in scones than milk straight from the fridge. The flour mixture needs less mixing to incorporate the room-temperature milk evenly, resulting in a lighter texture. The dough should be soft but not sticky. If it is a little dry, simply add a little more milk. Then bring dough together with your hands.
Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface and knead gently about 4-5 times with your hands, by pressing and then turning, until the dough is just smooth. It is important that you knead gently and don't handle the dough too much. If it is overworked, gluten in the flour will develop which will cause the scones to be tough in texture and heavy.
Use a lightly floured rolling pin to roll out the dough until about 2cm thick. (Alternatively, you can flatten the dough with the palm of your hand). Then use a round 5cm pastry cutter to cut out the scones. Dip the cutter into the extra flour before cutting out each scone. Use a straight-down motion to cut out the scones. Do not twist the cutter as this will cause the scones to rise unevenly during cooking. You can re-roll any scraps and cut more scones; however, these will be slightly less tender than the scones cut from the original dough and will rise less evenly.
As you cut out the scones, place them on a baking tray about 1cm apart. Placing them this close together will also help them rise evenly. I have found there is no need to grease or flour the tray. Sprinkle the tops of the scones with a little extra flour. Bake in preheated oven for 10-12 minutes or until golden and cooked through.

The best way to tell if the scones are cooked is to tap the top of one with your fingertips - if it sounds hollow when tapped, they are ready. Alternatively, insert a skewer into a scone - if it comes out clean, they are ready.

Take the scones out of the oven (Be sure to leave them on the tray AND use oven mits) and immediately wrap them in a clean tea towel. Wrapping the scones will keep them warm and will give them a soft crust.

They can be served warm with butter or jams and even whipped or thick cream.


When we were about 5 we made some scones with our madre, they smelt delicious but since we tend to fight alot, we got into a slap fest and mum forgot them in the oven and they burnt. So the two of us little shits took the scones out onto the farm and played dodgeball with each other. We got black eyes, but mostly from the charcoaled scones, we also swallow heaps of crappy, dry, dough but pretty much couldn't stop laughing. Then Elisha pift one over Williams head so high that it landed in the chookhouse, and killed 2 birds with the one scone.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Recovery

We still haven't recovered from our cunty fall and this week we have to fly home, lucky we fell AFTER we went to see big brother, but tomorrow we are goign to attempt to walk around Movie World with all of our bandages on!
Should be really really fun!

NOT!

Ouch, we hurt!
http://twinsofbelleville.blogspot.com/2008/05/brispain-sore-story-from-sunshine-state.html

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