Footy Tipping...round...4??

Hiiiidy ho, hoes, here's his and hers footy tips for this week!


Essendon Bombers Vs Western Bulldogs; Elisha Dogs, William: Bombers
St Kilda Saints Vs Geelong Cats; Both: Cats
North Melbourne Kangaroos Vs Melbourne Demons; Both: Roos
Sydney Swans Vs West Coast Eagles; Both: Roos
Port Adelaide Power Vs Brisbane Lions; Elisha: Power, William: Lions
Hawthorn Hawks Vs Adelaide Crows; Both: Hawks
Carlton Blues Vs Collingwood Magpies; Both: Pies
Fremantle Dockers Vs Richmond Tigers; Both: Freo

Yoinks, there we go again picking similarly, Go the bombers!

Song Choices - Top 8

If last years Idol Gives Back is anything to go by then the theme would be... SONGS OF INSPIRATION





Michael: Khe Sahn or When The War Is Over by Cold Chisel...


Brooke: Something Annie Lennoxy maybe? Walking On Broken Glass perhaps?


David C: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.


Carly: God Bless The Child by...Billie Hollyday? Ray Charles? cannae remember...


Jason: Since he did Hallelujah already there's nothing other that With Or Without You to be done.


Siyesha: Some trashy ballad no doubt.


David A: Someday my prince will come from Cinderella.


Kristy Lee: Nothing. Whatever. Who cares.

Let's hope that it's a good night for it!

RECIPE NUMERO DUO!

ANZAC BISCUITS!!!

INGREDIENTS...

2 cups Plain Flour
225 grams butter or margarine
1 cup sugar
4 tablespoons golden syrup (cane syrup)
1 cup desiccated coconut
2 cups rolled oats

PREPARATION...

1. Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl, and melt the syrup and butter in a saucepan. If necessary add a little water to the mix.
   
2. Mix the wet and dry ingredients and roll into small balls and flatten on oven trays
   
3. Bake at 150°C (300°F) for about 15 minutes.

This is a bloody delish treat and not ONLY for the 25th of April.

Speaking of Anzac Days... GO BOMBERS!

Go Pies!

Shit Names for Drag Queens

Here's a list of the Top Ten Worst Names to Name Your Inner Drag Queen...

10. Totti Tittybits... this isn't Sesame Street people!

9. Norma Jean.... and this proves exactly what? Marylin Monroe was an icon, anyone who names themselves Norma Jean is just asking to be bitch slapped.

8. Amanda Hugenkis ... or any other name derived from a Bart Simpson joke... you're supposed to be original here!

7. Misty Muffington... We think it might be taken so that's a good reason to stay away! But as gay men you're supposed to vomit at the thought of a misty muff.

6. Lavine N. Rose... actually....

5. Tina Titbag... that's Williams' drag queen name!

4. ANYTHING Minogue... there's enough Kylie drags already!

3. Gaye LePouf... you don't want to be labelled or nothing...

2. Muffy St. John... what are you, in a horror movie or something?

and the Worst drag name is.........

1. Val Valix... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Where's Kelly?

Idol Gives Back is on this week, woowoo, last year was awesome and Kelly Clarkson was the highlight of the night, SO WHERE IS SHE THIS WEEK!?
HMPF, despite the lack of Clarkson, we'll still have the Clark Sons, well Brothers who played last weeks results show, 'This Little Light' that was awesome and NO DRUMS! phwoar! So hope they do another song and not that same one, unless they performed last week instead of doign Idol Gives Back... but anyways... here's some other hopes for the toher guests...
Robin Williams, hope he says something funny...
Celine Dion, hope her head explodes! But she'll probably sing with Elvis or some other rotting corpse boght to life by computers...
Forest Whitaker, hope he wins the oscar...
Billy Crystal, hope he doesn't hook up with Robin Williams to make Father's Day 2...
Dane Cook, hope he forgets to show up...
Kiefer Sutherland, hope he doesn't have to run off to defuse some bomb...
Vanessa Hudgens, hope she shows her tits...
Ashley Tisdale, hope she shows her muff...
Jennifer Connolly, hope she's improved since Labyrinth
Elliott Yamin, hope he GET'S FUCKED!
Fantasia, hope she doesn't...
Amy Adams, which one? the Idol one or Film? Probably film.. hope so... she owes us our money back for Enchanted...
Bono, hope he says something profound...
Brad Pitt, hope he shows his cock...
Reese Witherspoon, hope it's with Jake...
Miley Cyrus, hope i can find the remote in time to turn her off...
Mariah Carey, see above
Eli Manning, hope he... who?
Peyton Manning, hope she... who?
Fergie, see Miley and Mariah...
Chris Daughtry, hope he duets with David Cook, Jason Castro and Michael Johns...
Carrie Underwood, hope she doesn't with Kristy Pee...
Annie Lennox, she's so fine, no expectations, she always amazes...
John Legend, we saw that I Am Legend movie, it's ok, was he like the dark seeker or something?
Snoop Dogg, hope he doesn't shit inside...
Maroon 5, they're always shit inside... outside.. anywhere...
Heart, we heart Heart, hope they do something cooool that ISN'T Alone!
Gloria Estefan, hope she turns the beat around...

IDOL officially turned Christians Anon. last wednesday as the clark brothers and Dolly Partoon proved you don't have to be poor and desolate to believe in god.

Boobs, Baileys and Being Bitchy To Bitches.... Our Weekend...

Hidey hoes, well wasn't this weekend just a fruitful one? Yes? Wasn't it just! No? Bah, you're a lucky bugger!
Anne decided to host a BBQ on saturday, we weren't sure if we wanted to go, Anne has been quite rude in the past week, quite double standardish, and we knew that Anne didn't want Louise to go but we were invited so Louise wanted to come, fair enough right? Not according to Anne, but then again she is the type who will one minute talk to you about... Beer, for example and then 5 minutes later claim that it's "the worst thing ever and so sick of it", all because she doesn't want to talk about it anymore and regardless of the other persons feelings she will rudely brush them off. Problem is she started that conversation about beer, so it leaves the other person feeling quite pissed off at the rudeness. But that's younger sisters right?
Should it be? Should a girl have to worry about her friends turning around and snapping/abusing her little sister? I don't think so, so then the little sister should stop being a rude little cow. We don't have that problem since our friends are each others friends and anyone we don't like we've generally agreed upon, though we've had our moments...
But this week Anne stooped to new lows... She invited us 2 to the BBQ but not Louise, so when the 3 of us rocked up after our daily jog she her mood immedately changed to one of grump. Although having said that a few people had already left the party due to party poopness so this was going to be interesting. Mind you poor Louise not feelign welcome in her own house!
We took our singstar microphones to hook up to her PS2 but she snatched them off us and threw them on the ground, William went to say something but was held back, Elisha nearly screamed. So what if you are in a bad mood, those things are worth a fucking hundred bucks don't be throwing our shit around PLEASE.
Then she immediately asked us if we had bought her the disc of Idol episodes we recorded for her from fox 8, we had forgotten them so she stalked off. pfft, SORRY! Last time we gave her idol episodes was a few weeks ago and she kept putting it off watching it and then told Louise she didn't care. But then caleld us up the night before the barbie asking for the next lot of episodes! So what is it do you care or not? Cause this hot and ocld bullshit is just that, bullshit? We are big idol fans but we don't expect our friends to be, but also if we decide to talk about it we don't appreciate being patronized and spoken too like children then messed around as such. Anyways...
Annes friend Steph was there of course, they are best friends and Anne is dating Stephs older brother (which is it's own little soap opera) but then Anne wanted to play spin the bottle with everyone and Steve, the boyfriend, said he dind't want to kiss anyone else but Anne so Anne kicked him out, after abusing him of course, and poor Steve went home and drank himself into a stupour, but that's how Anne leaves you feeling alot of the times, like it's alright for her to say something but when you do it's not good enough. Wish she'd stop it, she keeps burning people and will one day end up lonely.
Anyways, Steph had clung onto us from the get go and wanted to come back with us to relax in the jacuzzi and listen to Bobbys cd, of course Anne just had to pronounce how she hates idol but (cause she's been watching it) the American one is "100" times better than Australian Idol. Which isn't how she really feels but knows it'd piss us off to hear, girl, pfft, get over yourself, if someone talks to you about idol, be hapy someones acknowledging you to talk to you, ya know, there are tonnes of people out there who people DON'T go to, EVER, and that person is left lonely and forgotted about. And you have people actually WANTING to tlak to you yet you'd rather leave them feel like they are an absolute burden on you!!! That's really not nice. How bout fucking appreciating the people around you who are there with open arms, and not being the ice queen. She did it to Elisha last week, acted like she was all interested in a painting we did of Louise, but then when we actually come to show her the picture she didn't even look at it and said she had to go, 2 seconds wouldn't have fucking hurt, and if she felt jealous then STOP IT, we can paint you too ya know!
Ok so back to the party, we ended up playing truth or dare and poor Elisha had to do naked sommersaults on the trampoline but the most William was dared to do was rip a bong and skull a glass of baileys before blowing it out, which he did cause he's gay and good with certain things...
ANYways, Anne dared Louise to do something totally innapporpriate and when Louise and everyone else said 'nah man' to her knocking on old man Bluths bedroom window at 2am at night, the poor old man is widowed and 90 years old, we aint being responsible for him having a heart attack. And when william said that Anne jumped up and claimed to be having chest pains and "why don't you all care about ME, I COULD be haivng a HEART ATTACK!" and she stormed off outside, we coudln't help but laugh at the thought of her having a heart attack since we dind't think she had a heart.
We all sporadically made our way outside around the fire and Anne immediately made a move to go back inside again proclaiming to be having a heart attack so William, on a whim that noone would hate him, said aloudly "First ya'd bloody shut ya mouth and THEN ya'd have ya heart attack" and the back door was slammed. Everyone outside, pissed themselves laughing, noone ever stands up to Anne as proved when Steve was forced to go home at 1am!
At about 2:30 we had had enough of the soap opera antics of Anne and her friends, and Annes cold hearted one sided attitude to people, believe it or not Anne, I know you'll read this, you aint the only one who works, or is busy for that matter, but even when we are busy we STILL lend a fucking helping hand to you . Steph uneasily proclaimed she was coming back with us which made Anne even worse, in fact it made her call Steve who then told Steph to have a blast but not to drown in the spa, fair call. So Anne snatched the phone back and we left.
We got back here and 5 minutes later Steph was called and had to go back since Anne was livid that and she thought Louise and us had planned the whole thing, which is completely untrue since Steph was upset at her friends and needed some different company for a bit. Either way we all stayed at the BBQ far too long as the soapie dramatics just ruined our so far fun weekend.
It's monday now and Anne still hasn't spoken to either of us, Louise is in the dog house, and the portrait of her is prety much dog food by now, it's funny how one person being so rude to you can ruin your happiness about something.
We didn't even get very drunk, weren't allowed to, our 1 litre bottle of Baileys emptied of it's last drop and yet we still were too focused on having fun that we didn't actually have much!
Yet we wasted sunday by sleeping it away however we finally watched Enchanted and dind't really like it!

GREAT.

How was yours?


love, us

Footy tips - Round 3

ok here goes round 3...

Friday:
Western bulldogs vs St.Kilda: Both StKilda DOGGIES WON!

Saturday:
Kangaroos vs Hawthorn: Elisha, Hawthorn William, Kangaroos HAWTHORN WON!
West coast vs Fremantle: Both West Coast FREMANTLE WON!
Brisbane vs Sydney: Both Brisbane SYDNEY WON!
Essendon vs Carlton: Both Essendon ESSENDON WON!!!
Sunday:
Geelong vs Melbourne: Both Geelong GEELONG WON!
Richmond vs Collingwood: Elisha Richmond William, Collywobbles COLLINGWOOD WON!
Adelaide vs Port Adelaide: Elisha, Port Adelaide William, Adelaide


Woah hoochy mumma we've tipped alot the same this week.

And Elisha usually laughs at my tips, HOW RICH OF HER!

With one game left in the round, the tally currently stands at Elisha:15 and William:10... who will get the South Aussie game!?