ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda Essendon
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn brisbane
collingwood north melbourne
carlton carlton
bulldogs bulldogs
west coast port adelaide
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Recipe Number 3!!!
CHOCOLATE CRACKLES!!!
4 cups Rice Bubbles
1 ½ cups sifted icing sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
250gm hard vegetable shortening or copha.. we reccomend the copha
2 tablespoons cocoa
24 patty pans
Mix the first 3 ingredients and cocoa together.
Melt the vegetable shortening or copha in a small pan (be vigilant!) and then
Pour in melted vegetable shortening into the coconut/cocoa/rice bubbles and icing sugar mix.
Mix them together with a spoon, thoroughly so the mixture is all brown
Put into patty pans and chill in the fridge
Makes 24
Choccy crackles are an excellent treat for telly, parties, school or even just to have on hand instead of lollies!
When we were young we once took a box of choccy crackles to school and threw them at some bullies! We got in more trouble than the bullies ever did though because one of the chocolate crackles blinded Rokko who now has the most gorgeous guide dog cause of us....
4 cups Rice Bubbles
1 ½ cups sifted icing sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
250gm hard vegetable shortening or copha.. we reccomend the copha
2 tablespoons cocoa
24 patty pans
Mix the first 3 ingredients and cocoa together.
Melt the vegetable shortening or copha in a small pan (be vigilant!) and then
Pour in melted vegetable shortening into the coconut/cocoa/rice bubbles and icing sugar mix.
Mix them together with a spoon, thoroughly so the mixture is all brown
Put into patty pans and chill in the fridge
Makes 24
Choccy crackles are an excellent treat for telly, parties, school or even just to have on hand instead of lollies!
When we were young we once took a box of choccy crackles to school and threw them at some bullies! We got in more trouble than the bullies ever did though because one of the chocolate crackles blinded Rokko who now has the most gorgeous guide dog cause of us....
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Pariah Mariah Carey and the Scary Idol n Abdul Debut
Great, another night of over produced, under written pop ballads about poor little Mariah bigboobs and the man she can't get. Poor poor Mariah, what's you gunna do, Mariah the pariah, whatchoo gunna do? Go on Idol of course, so here goes.
Randy Jacksons Wet Dream (a novella in 7 parts)
Chapter One: David Archuleta, bet he does 'When you Believe' low and behold, pffft, what a litte trollop. Typ-i-cal. Bring on Syesha and 'Hero' or another drenchy ballad. But here goes David and his voice still doesn't sound very appealing, yeah he's hitting notes but he sounds like he's being strangled. overall, 6/10
Chapter Two: Carly, now the proceedings shold begin, she's singing Without You, surprise surprise, if she hadn't tho she'd fail. Tho it's started and sounds a tad Kelly Clarkson, but sitll, nice, intense. 8/10
Chapter Three: Ha! Syesha! What a surprise, and no she's not singing Hero or a shit song we don't care for though, hang on yeah, it's another song we couldn't give two shakes of a hoot owl for. Screechy, bent and just plain generic, 7/10
Chapter Four: Brooke decides upon Hero, how sweet and we can only imagine where this is going. We like brooke, she has that whole Delta thing going, can't wait to hear her originals.. this is nice, accoustic, no backing orchestra, beautiful. lovely. 9/10
Chapter Five: Klitsy sing song shit all country like, she's crap so let's move on. 0/10
Chapter Six: David Cook, wow wow wowoowow smokin' hot, this guy is crazy cool (even cooler than The Vengaboys) and HE MUST WIN IT!!!
Who isn't sick of this song and then to hear this version shit all over everything else so far, 10/10 WE MISS MICHAEL!!!!!
Chapter Seven: Jason Castro, really good to see Mariahs input working, some of these guest mentors don't do thier job properly, but that's a tad surprising. Anyways, another nice, latino/accoustic flavoured ditty from Jason, sit really nice with him. 9/10
Epilogue: A few standouts, but David C wiped the floor with everyone else. Kristy should go it was horrid. If someone good goes again then the voters are silly. Tho it's already happened we don't know and shall find out soon!
Ciao, ciao, US!
Randy Jacksons Wet Dream (a novella in 7 parts)
Chapter One: David Archuleta, bet he does 'When you Believe' low and behold, pffft, what a litte trollop. Typ-i-cal. Bring on Syesha and 'Hero' or another drenchy ballad. But here goes David and his voice still doesn't sound very appealing, yeah he's hitting notes but he sounds like he's being strangled. overall, 6/10
Chapter Two: Carly, now the proceedings shold begin, she's singing Without You, surprise surprise, if she hadn't tho she'd fail. Tho it's started and sounds a tad Kelly Clarkson, but sitll, nice, intense. 8/10
Chapter Three: Ha! Syesha! What a surprise, and no she's not singing Hero or a shit song we don't care for though, hang on yeah, it's another song we couldn't give two shakes of a hoot owl for. Screechy, bent and just plain generic, 7/10
Chapter Four: Brooke decides upon Hero, how sweet and we can only imagine where this is going. We like brooke, she has that whole Delta thing going, can't wait to hear her originals.. this is nice, accoustic, no backing orchestra, beautiful. lovely. 9/10
Chapter Five: Klitsy sing song shit all country like, she's crap so let's move on. 0/10
Chapter Six: David Cook, wow wow wowoowow smokin' hot, this guy is crazy cool (even cooler than The Vengaboys) and HE MUST WIN IT!!!
Who isn't sick of this song and then to hear this version shit all over everything else so far, 10/10 WE MISS MICHAEL!!!!!
Chapter Seven: Jason Castro, really good to see Mariahs input working, some of these guest mentors don't do thier job properly, but that's a tad surprising. Anyways, another nice, latino/accoustic flavoured ditty from Jason, sit really nice with him. 9/10
Epilogue: A few standouts, but David C wiped the floor with everyone else. Kristy should go it was horrid. If someone good goes again then the voters are silly. Tho it's already happened we don't know and shall find out soon!
Ciao, ciao, US!
Hairy, Carey and Scary Strawberries
Afternoon,
So anyways, neglecting to pack our lunches, Darlene in the lunch room packs a mean Meat Pie on tuesdays, we set off for work in the darkness.
Our styrofoam cupped coffees kept our hands warm as we walked the 20 minute shortcut. It cuts thru a small woods away from the road, but we can still see and hear cars on the country road, though that's never the case this early in the morning, as we said we are the first people to arrive and the road leads directly to the farm so there's no need for traffic at 3:30am.
But tuesday morning there was and we both stopped dead in our tracks to look at each other. We could hear an engine start up ahead in the distance and then speed off towards our direction. Whoever it was, they were leaving the farm and we certainly didn't want to go there alone, the short, skinny stoner and short, fat queen of pink William. Yeah, we'd do a fuck load of good on our own so we went to call the police but our mobiles were left on our fucking bedside tables. So anyways, Elisha got this sudden burst of courage and thinking about Neils farm she ran for the farm.
Squabbling behing, William puffed his way there also.
When we arrived there wasn't a car in the park nor a smashed window. We checked the crops and sheds, but nothing. Not a single broken or suspicious thing, zilch out of place. Hmm. so we sat down and caught our breaths and waited. And waited and waited and waited, finally Neil rocked up and commented to us about being early as usual. We didn't know if we should tell him about the car or not, but one thing was for sure, the car dind't sound like anybodies we know.
Anyways, we got to work immediately, starting on mulching, and from the very first row we felt there was something wrong. We stopped and looked at each other in the nazy blue darkness, our only light from inside the office so we switched on our neck lamps. We began the process (It involves manure let's not get into that) and got past the first block when we noticed the ground had been comprimised. We dug around a little with our mulcher but nothing was amoungst the dirt. But then we noticed a fallen strawbub (our affectionate nickname for ungrown strawberries) which was unusual since the soil we use produces a strong crop. Anyways, there were another and another and we followed a short trail to behind a small bush of fully grown berries. Again we double took each other and then began feeling around. Suddenly we both picked up a rotten strawberry each and dropped them, but they 'chinked' on our buckets so we picked them up again...
What we found was, hmm, what we mean is, and we don't say this at all lightly, if anyone finds out, especially the person who's car that was we could get killed, but we found stashed inside some strawberries as if they were some kind of box was ....4 diamond rings! Just smooshed into the strawberries. Like, hello, what the fuck!? We heard the back door open suddenly and stashed the rings into our pockets and kept going on our work, well pretended to- at least attempted to pretend to since Neil came over and gave us a ciggie each and a coffee and we sat down on some fold-ups and chatted about the footy last weekend. Neil only got 3 in the office tipping comp so we gave him shit for it but then we shut up immediately as he suddenly asked us why we were sweating in the cold.
"Hot from work" we answered in unison reading each others minds, or our own central processing brain we share... and he shrugged it off. William was looking out for where Neil was looking at to make sure it wasn't towards the rings and Elisha was watching his body language for lying. But he came off clean. Though we really really had lots and lots of fun all day watching out for suspicious behaviour from everyone else. So much so that whilst doing that we forgot about the rings and still have them. In our overall pockets, wrapped up in snotty handkercheif, all four of them.
At least all four that we could find.
Shit.
Idol is on tonight, woowoo, but unfortunetly we don't like Mariah Carey so we aren't doing a song list. And as usual it will be full of ballads and christians songs because we know Mariah epitimizes everything christian.
Our weekend was cool, we went to an op shop and bought a second hand vinyl player because we accidently broke the other one in a slapping bitch fight because William wanted to listen to Madonna and Elisha was up for Pet Shop Boys. Needless to say the gloves came on and the hair came out and the bitch (whichever one of us, take your pick) knocked the thing off our kitchen bench and it landed on our chihauau Wesley.
William dug a hole by the backyard pond for Wesley Goulash DePingleton and mum sang a jesus song whilst Elisha made a coffin. The three of us as a wonderful team. All togetherness.
R.I.P WESLEY GOULASH
We went to work as usual this week, early starts are a killer when you like to party, yes, we like to party, we like, we like to party, ahhh, the Vengaboys were crazy awesome! Anyways, the strawberry farm we work at isn't a hassle to get to or nothing so we generally allow a 30 min sleep in. Anyways, tuesday morn for some reason we didn't. In fact we both woke up 30 mins earlier and decided to leave straight for work. We have no idea why, boredom we figured but ended up leaving much earlier than we needed too as we are usually the first to arrive in the morning... (So first to leave in the afternoon).So anyways, neglecting to pack our lunches, Darlene in the lunch room packs a mean Meat Pie on tuesdays, we set off for work in the darkness.
Our styrofoam cupped coffees kept our hands warm as we walked the 20 minute shortcut. It cuts thru a small woods away from the road, but we can still see and hear cars on the country road, though that's never the case this early in the morning, as we said we are the first people to arrive and the road leads directly to the farm so there's no need for traffic at 3:30am.
But tuesday morning there was and we both stopped dead in our tracks to look at each other. We could hear an engine start up ahead in the distance and then speed off towards our direction. Whoever it was, they were leaving the farm and we certainly didn't want to go there alone, the short, skinny stoner and short, fat queen of pink William. Yeah, we'd do a fuck load of good on our own so we went to call the police but our mobiles were left on our fucking bedside tables. So anyways, Elisha got this sudden burst of courage and thinking about Neils farm she ran for the farm.
Squabbling behing, William puffed his way there also.
When we arrived there wasn't a car in the park nor a smashed window. We checked the crops and sheds, but nothing. Not a single broken or suspicious thing, zilch out of place. Hmm. so we sat down and caught our breaths and waited. And waited and waited and waited, finally Neil rocked up and commented to us about being early as usual. We didn't know if we should tell him about the car or not, but one thing was for sure, the car dind't sound like anybodies we know.
Anyways, we got to work immediately, starting on mulching, and from the very first row we felt there was something wrong. We stopped and looked at each other in the nazy blue darkness, our only light from inside the office so we switched on our neck lamps. We began the process (It involves manure let's not get into that) and got past the first block when we noticed the ground had been comprimised. We dug around a little with our mulcher but nothing was amoungst the dirt. But then we noticed a fallen strawbub (our affectionate nickname for ungrown strawberries) which was unusual since the soil we use produces a strong crop. Anyways, there were another and another and we followed a short trail to behind a small bush of fully grown berries. Again we double took each other and then began feeling around. Suddenly we both picked up a rotten strawberry each and dropped them, but they 'chinked' on our buckets so we picked them up again...
What we found was, hmm, what we mean is, and we don't say this at all lightly, if anyone finds out, especially the person who's car that was we could get killed, but we found stashed inside some strawberries as if they were some kind of box was ....4 diamond rings! Just smooshed into the strawberries. Like, hello, what the fuck!? We heard the back door open suddenly and stashed the rings into our pockets and kept going on our work, well pretended to- at least attempted to pretend to since Neil came over and gave us a ciggie each and a coffee and we sat down on some fold-ups and chatted about the footy last weekend. Neil only got 3 in the office tipping comp so we gave him shit for it but then we shut up immediately as he suddenly asked us why we were sweating in the cold.
"Hot from work" we answered in unison reading each others minds, or our own central processing brain we share... and he shrugged it off. William was looking out for where Neil was looking at to make sure it wasn't towards the rings and Elisha was watching his body language for lying. But he came off clean. Though we really really had lots and lots of fun all day watching out for suspicious behaviour from everyone else. So much so that whilst doing that we forgot about the rings and still have them. In our overall pockets, wrapped up in snotty handkercheif, all four of them.
At least all four that we could find.
Shit.
Footy Tipping Results.
Footy Tipping results end up as follows....
Elisha: 20 William: 15
What shall this week bring?
We went outside and kicked the footy around today, it wasn't very warm and a tad windy but still, footy in all weathers- winter sport and all.
We played 2 on 2 with Sascha and Trinity (don't ask) and Michael Pattersen umpired for us. Of course we won, Sascha can't kick and Trinny has a wooden foot (don't ask) but still we had a few laughs and noone got knocked out by the wooden foot this time!
Elisha: 20 William: 15
What shall this week bring?
We went outside and kicked the footy around today, it wasn't very warm and a tad windy but still, footy in all weathers- winter sport and all.
We played 2 on 2 with Sascha and Trinity (don't ask) and Michael Pattersen umpired for us. Of course we won, Sascha can't kick and Trinny has a wooden foot (don't ask) but still we had a few laughs and noone got knocked out by the wooden foot this time!
POLL RESULTS #2
Heylo, gots some poll results.
Looks like more people want a horror movie themed crossword more than anything, though superhero related wasn't far behind. So perhaps we'll put both on! Needless to say 50% of people chose PROMNIGHT with 30% for superhero and 10% each for Lindsay and Cartoon in our lowest voted on poll yet! Hehe! PROMNIGHT Sudoku will be up soon!
TV RESULTS!!! This is the bigger one folks, LOST wins out with 32% or 8 votes, next behind though and equal with 24% is Heroes and Buffy, Supernatural showed it wasn't unloved with 8% and surprisingly 12% of people we surveyed prefer X Files, Torchwood or Twin Peaks, one under the 'other' category!
Thanks for voting and check out our other polls as they come along!
Looks like more people want a horror movie themed crossword more than anything, though superhero related wasn't far behind. So perhaps we'll put both on! Needless to say 50% of people chose PROMNIGHT with 30% for superhero and 10% each for Lindsay and Cartoon in our lowest voted on poll yet! Hehe! PROMNIGHT Sudoku will be up soon!
TV RESULTS!!! This is the bigger one folks, LOST wins out with 32% or 8 votes, next behind though and equal with 24% is Heroes and Buffy, Supernatural showed it wasn't unloved with 8% and surprisingly 12% of people we surveyed prefer X Files, Torchwood or Twin Peaks, one under the 'other' category!
Thanks for voting and check out our other polls as they come along!
Monday, April 14, 2008
OH HAPPY DAY!
OH HAPPY DAY!!!!
COSI HAS FIIIINNAAALLLLYYY BEEEEN KICKED OUT!!!!
WOOWOO!!!!
Now the game can begin, FINALLY.
BUT
FUCK YOU FOR KICKING OUT MICHAEL YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!
COSI HAS FIIIINNAAALLLLYYY BEEEEN KICKED OUT!!!!
WOOWOO!!!!
Now the game can begin, FINALLY.
BUT
FUCK YOU FOR KICKING OUT MICHAEL YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!
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