Tips' So Far!!!

Her Tips His Tips
Essendon Essendon
Geelong Geelong
Carlton Carlton
Bulldogs Bulldogs
St. Kilda Port Adelaide
Brisbane Brisbane
Sydney North Melb
Hawks Hawks

How did you get port William, ya fucken arsehole!?

Her Tips

Essendon
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
St. Kilda
Brisbane
Sydney
Hawthorn

Poll Results!

Well well well, haven't we all been passionate about Michael Johns' performance of We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions in fact 50% of voters voted for the aussie! And neither of us could agree more, close behind was David C's Elenor Rigby, well not close since Michael was a runaway and a last minute vote secured one for David A's You're The Voice...
Which also won worst performance round 2 equivalent with 'American votes Kristy through' and both finished up on 26%, closer behind this time is Kristy Pee with God Bless the USA with 16% and even tighter behind is Rammys In my Life from Top 12... with 13%
We also polled peoples favourite puzzle and Sudoku won that (our new one will be ready soon) next behind is Crosswords (38% and 26% respectively) and who thought spot the difference would make a dash for the finish line with 23%. We know we didn't!

There are more polls than ever now so hope you keep voting and don't forget to scroll down for the results and perhaps an easter egg poll!

Twins In Cinemascope!

Hey kids we've got a new blog initiative going now...

THE TWINS IN CINEMASCOPE!
http://twinsinfilmville.blogspot.com/
We'll be putitng movie reviews up and once our book club gets going we'll start our own book club too!

First book will be Damien Leiths 'One More Time' so hope you get yours to join us!

cheers big ears' and same goes' big noses!
US!

He's Here... The Idol Of Americaaaaa!

Who knew David Cook could do Phantom so well, yikes! Well guess we all figured after last weeks Pariah Carey ditty he has this in the bag... FINGERS CROSSED!!!!

But he was the last performer for the night so who how did they all go before him...

To the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber we begin...



Overture: Syesha, a sexy, sultry jazzed up peice complete with hair moose. An awesome leap from the crapola balladry yet her voice is still generic and or boring, there may just be no winning for poor Siyesha, though a career in the touring company of Hairspray perhaps.
6/10... 3 each.


Act One Scene Two: Jason Castro jumps into the freezing cold deep end and sings Memory from Cats. His voice works nicely with this song cause it's about desperation, it's about dying, it's about pain. His voice works on a level that his big notes are restrained but thought out and thoughtFUL, but mostly MEANINGful... if you get our drift. Though our mum hated it so that wasn't good, she hated it enough to call us upstairs to tell us!
8/10 from us (4 each) but 2/10 from mum "For showing up!"

Act One Finale: Brooke White, ooh interesting choice from Brookers this week! Eeeek, ouch, breaks our little tar filled hearts to hear her stuff up, extremelly brave however, even though she sounds awesome, despite the stuff up we still, love, her... However, we digress, this is the second time our darling Brooke has slipped up, the first time was allowed because she was in control, this time, she stopped everyone, and whilst that was brave, it could backfire. But still, back on track, the recovery is something special and she's singing her little non-tar-filled heart out!
9/10 (4 and a half on each)

Entracte: David Archuleta steps up to open our second act with a doozy (in a good way) of a song from Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, Think of Me..think of us genius, Andrew-Lloyd-Web-Er, and whilst we like this arrangement it's not really as memorable as the classic yet boring original, which is saying something. Sir Lloyd Webber is spot on though, we learnt this when we worked at KFC, you disconnect with your audience when you close your eyes. Mean, imagine if we closed our eyes here...
It'ds loiok like this! oh shit, ok so that wasn't that bad, but this song kinda is but still... Agree with Simon but also strangely like the arrangement...
7/10 (3 and a half each) Disneyish again. We half expected a red lobster to jump up to kiss the girl.

Act Two Scene Two: Carly Smithson breaks new christian ground on Idol by singing a song that mentions Jesus Horatio Christ about 39 times (shock horror) but still she's kicking arse!!! WooWoo, gospel rock really suits her so hope next week is the songs of Hillsongs...
9and a half/10.

Finale Ultimo: David Cook. Wow. All we need to say. If he doesn't win this then the show is silly.
10/10!

Playout/Exit Music:
Tomorrow night/tonight Syesha was good but we don't like her so bottom 3, also David Archuleta, and unfortunetly Jason there too.
Tho Brooke might be vulnerable, BROOKEBACKERS UNITE!!!
woowoo!

Best David Cook
Next Carly Smithson
Third Brooke White
SoSo Jason Castro
Meh Syesha Mercado
Bah! David Archuleta

Love, We....


look out for our footy tips too!!!

I Wanna Be Like Lindsay!

So we too can go to jail for one whole day and come out as Lesbians!!!


that silly, silly, bitch.

His Tips

I couldn't be bothered waiting for Elisha to put her tips on the fridge (though she's always got her tits IN the fridge :p ... oh wait, that's me) oops, sorry Ellie, wel always, I'm bored and she's on a date with the guy she stole off me so here's my tips!


ESSENDON!!!
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
Port Adelaide
Brisbane
North Melb
Hawthorn

Our Space

Woowoo, the twins are on My Space now kiddies so come join in the festivities and add us as your friend!
http://www.myspace.com/twinsofbelleville
We love you too!

Elisha and William

Andy Lloydy Webby

SONG CHOICES FOR IDOL THIS WEEK!!!

woo woo, things got a little rough this week in the Thorpy house, but Elisha is going to write that up tomorrow night, anyways, onto idol song choices with our favourite week... MUSICALS!!!!!! AAANNNDDDD just to spice things up a little bit we're going to chuck in song choices from (some of) the evicted contestants cause we really really love musicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SYESHA MERCADO: With One Look from Sunset Boulevard... Could We Start Again Please/I Don't Know How To Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar MEMORY from CATS!

DAVID ARCHULETA: CLOSE EVERY DOOR from JOSEPH!!!

BROOKE WHITE: Another Suitcase In Another Hall from Evita... Everything's Alright from JCS

DAVID COOK: Poor Jeruselem from JCS... Oh What A Circus from Evita... Don't Cry For Me Argentina!

KRISTY LEE COOK: One More Angel In Heaven from Joseph (cause she likes her coloured coat songs)

MICHAEL JOHNS: Poor Jerusalem from JCS... Good Night and Thank You from Evita

JASON CASTRO: Make Up My Heart from Starlight Express... Any Dream Will Do from Joseph

CARLY SMITHSON: Take That Look Off Your Face* from Tell Me On A Sunday... You Must Love Me from Evita

AMANDA OVERMEYER: By Jeeves from By Jeeves... I'm Very You, You're Very Me from Tell Me On A Sunday

CHIKIEZE EZE: One More Angel In Heaven... Capped Teeth And Ceaser Salad from Tell Me On A Sunday

Hope it's another good one this week!

*Flippin' love this song, "Take that look of your face (take that look off your face). I can see through your smile (I can see through your smile), You would learn to be right, I bet you couldn't sleep well last night, coudln't wait..." WOOWOO!

The Apostlypse

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH, AS IT IS, IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US, AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
Amen.







prologue
The young man had gone through his fair share of heartache and pain, break-ups, bullying, molestation, girlfriends miscarriage, you name it he was there. That's why he turned to the Almighty. The almighty God, the Church.
He stepped into the chapel, a slight limp in his right leg caused by a stab wound. Two dollars in the collection tin at the entry.
The start of something grand.

-Who are you and where does God fit into your life? The preist started his sermon. A good turn out for such a windy winters morning.

It left the young Man pondering who he truly was. Who he was in God, who God was in him.

-To be one in your relationship with God you MUST worship, and admire, and know that Jesus died for our sins, give up those luxuries in life that Satan has bought upon us to lead us away from the church and God.

With that, he did.

Ten years later, the young man not so young. His problems, not a spec of dust on the podium where he stands and reads from the bible every day for the hundreds of worshipers that flock to his church.

The Apostlypse. By William A. Thorpopoulis. 22/12/04
Circa. Year 2056

A young man stood on the cold stone steps of the church, bottle of Vodka in one hand, his other resting on the knee with the stab wound, his right. Why he hadn't gone to the hospital is beyond anyone's mind, but this isn't a time where hospitals are the place to go, this is a time of worship, and thankfulness of the lord who bought us here. The man, one of the very few left in Satan's possession. The rest of the world has bowed it's knee's to the church, not necessarily by choice, but when does a member of public get to do something without authorities having a hand in tearing that down. So the world has come to this, No public bars, no local swimming pools, not even a child care centre to look after the little ones. A church on every street, taking over from the houses which have now become huge halls, where our residents of earth spend there days, not working, but worshiping, the only food source comes from the lord's good will and power. From where exactly, this writer does not know.
It all started 7 long years ago. A leader in the catholic church put their foot down about some illegal happenings at a town hall, and quicker than you could say 'abomination', it happened. Children were being ripped out of schools, television stations burning down to a crispy burnt nothing, the town's, then states, then countries and lastly, the World's supply of alcohol, drained into the oceans and rivers. We couldn't have Satan taking over the earth, the earth which God so lovingly made.
Eventually there was nothing, a barren land of people, very few animals, and the only buildings left standing, the Church.
For the first year the two main church denominations, Christian and Catholic, fought for power, but nothing could succeed the power of the Catholic faith, that bought down every other belief system known to man.

The following years involved men working side by side, while the wives stayed at home pregnant, due to lack of contraceptives, or gathering food from the little resources left. The church denounced food eventually though, saying the only food we need is the food of love from the lord and god. The population followed like the sheep they had become since MTV hit television screens, fearing the worst had they not. For that is what the church promised. Faith, or death.

Not many chose death, a few chose to defy the church and ran off into the wilderness, never to be seen again. Except for one, our friend here on the church steps. One who has now seen the light.
The man had run off as a young man at his Father's orders.

-Run, run Billy, for your life, for your Mother, for me, do it, now.

And he gave him a sack containing a few belongings. A family picture, some bread and fruit, some tin food and a bottle of water.

-And here, Billy, take this, a bottle of Vodka, your grandma gave it to us for our housewarming last year, take it, but DON'T let anyone find it, or catch you drinking it. Now GO.

Billy ran off, leaving his half dead mother and grieving Father to be slaughtered by the Zealots for not participating in mass that morning.
One Zealot had followed, but Billy soon lost him in the forest on the edge of town.
Now Billy returns, Vodka in hand, at our local church door.

On his way through a dense part of now rubble, a crazy old man, wearing a long ragged coat jumped out and stabbed Billy, his free hand reaching for the bottle. A slight yelp and quick rumble later, the old man lay dead, his head squashed between two concrete blocks, probably from what was someone's house. Billy hadn't meant to kill the man, only to defend his rights and the full bottle of vodka that hadn't left his person in over 5 years.

Billy sat down on a rock and opened the bottle, the 8 year old bottle of spirits fresh and full of demons only Satan could know. The smell hit Billy's nose, it knocked him back. He held his nose and tipped the entire bottle onto his bleeding leg. A scream to awake the dead filled the streets.
A thousand heads popped out of every nook and cranny, followed by bodies, all with crosses and pictures of Jesus printed on their shirts.

-Be one with God. Their voices rang through his ears, was it time. It was time. He ventured unto the nearest Church.

Bringing us to the now, as God so often does, Billy stands on the cold stoned steps, his toes poking through the tatty shoes he has worn since he ran away.

He opens the door.
A not so young man stand in the doorway, bible in hand, close to his heart. Probably 50 people lay on the ground, smiles from ear to ear, hands on hearts, speaking a language not known to man, but known to a god. Billy walks in. Billy knows what he's getting himself into, he watched it all happen from his spot in the forest, in the trees. Billy knows nothing, Billy's with God now. Billy is no-one.
God.




THE END


ps. wrote this years ago and couldn't be bothered checking it for spelling or errors now, didn't even re-read it but enjoy!

Footy Tipping Results

ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda _______
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn _______
______ north melbourne
carlton carlton
TIE!
_______ port adelaide

Elisha 25 William 20