So it'dbe nice if someone could tell us why Anthony Callea is so gay?
This is important and we need to know an answer so could you reply to
TwinsOfBelleville@gmail.com
for an answer to : "Why is Anthony Callea so Gay?" and not Gay as in happy you smartarses, Gay as in homosexual teste sucker.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
All That Kinda Good Stuff - a delayed reaction.
Ok so what if it was onearly aweek ago, here's our drunk response to Idol this week.
Last week Seacrest proclaimed they'd been trying to get the Lennon/McCartney songbook for 6 years all I can say to that is HAA HAA! We got it in our second season!
Wow, Paula says something about them chanigng things up and taking risks and strangely enough it makes sense. Well there is supposed to be a first for everything.
Siyesha (Sigh Yee Sha) is up first, a working...actress, wish we believed she was excited to perform on the big stage. Got To Get You Into My Life, love this song, interesting choice from her, seems to be the Earth, Wind and Fire version though which is only so-so in comparison.
She's doing ok... ooooh a bit of freestyling...
Scores: W: 3 1/4 E: 3 1/4 6 1/2 out of 10
Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah) in some form of gold tie, what is it, get it away from me. His Mum, Mom, looks like she's having a sweet time, go her.
Wow, Chikki does coutnry on Beatles night... but still, wow .
A solid (gold) performance (tie) from (by) Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah).
Scores: W: 4 E: 5 9/10
Haha Paula references O Brother... Fuck, the oscars recently let EVERYONE know who the Cohen Brothers are.
Ramiele (Rammy Elle) helps us understand her culture more by telling us about her job as a soy sauce girl.
The song has just started and I think this is the appropriate time to talk and think about something else,don't you thnk? this is BORING, A grade trollop maybe nice for a grandma.
Scores: W: 1 E: 2 3/10 for attendance, previous performances and pinay hooray.
Jason (Jay Son) is always great value and this little ditty is no exception. Another quirky accoustic take on a vaguely familiar song, love it love i t exactly how a ballad should be done.
Score W: 41/2 E:5 another high one: 9
Carly (Cah Li) is the fifth performer and fifth foreigner (following two african americans, pinay then a columbian...) wonder if the Aussie will come after Carly??? Wow, this is aweosme.
WE is in agreeance 5 stars all round a total of 10
David (Day Vid) has been really impressing us lately with his sullen look against the breightness of the show, this sour puss can really kick the arse out of a lionel ritchie song and nowb has turned Elenor Rigby into Ozzy Osbournes last root. Cris Draughty didn't even have the testes to do this sort of thing.
5 Stars all round, far king love it. 10
Brooke (Br uu k) is a sweetheart but ending your package vid with a pun on your song is really bad chi.
But this song however is good. Great even, subtle and understated nowhere not a karaoke performance. I was really excite about what Brookers would do tonight and this is just wonderful, delicious.
anther 10 stars.
David Hernandez is just too cool for doing a beatles 101 class in college, woo woo. Sharzyacock.
1 star each for the knob. 2
Amanda (Ah Mann Dah) Overmyer is (the pathetic)VFTWs choice. How on earth is this girl shit? So she may mumble and growl alot but it doesn't sound put on like it could. She's a gun this chick and best of luck for the rest of the competition. Juts hope the US votes the musicians not the lame asses.
Score: W:5 E: 4
Michael (My Cool) is our fellow countryman and a fuckign hottie to boot. Making us proud is a vegemite tshirt. Across the Universe is a gorgeous song and he has started off sublimely. Oh my,my hea rt it flutters, and Elishas does too...
5 stars a peice 10
Wow Randy don't like,Paula see's his heart (and the top of his head) and Simon disagrees with Randy.
And to make matters worse Kristy Lee Cook is up next.
Kristy (Criss Tea) ( Piss tea) has ruined this song,i can't dignify it with a review. needless to say 0 starts from us.
David is the little worm who is won't be able to fulfill what he promised us in the semis and will drown oson enough. Time is counting down and bets can be placed at the above link. To prove my point he's done a Ricki Lee and destroyed a great Beatles song by doing the Stevie Wonder cover.
Wow, Katherine McPhee is on tomorrow. She looks like Elisha don't you think???
A few great standouts tonight...
Bottom Buddies will Be:
Siyesha
Ramiele Bottom 3
David H (always a bottom buddy regardless)
Krusty Bottom 3
David A Bottom 3
Top ones:
David C
Michael
Jason
Chikki
Carly
Brooke
Amanda
Last week Seacrest proclaimed they'd been trying to get the Lennon/McCartney songbook for 6 years all I can say to that is HAA HAA! We got it in our second season!
Wow, Paula says something about them chanigng things up and taking risks and strangely enough it makes sense. Well there is supposed to be a first for everything.
Siyesha (Sigh Yee Sha) is up first, a working...actress, wish we believed she was excited to perform on the big stage. Got To Get You Into My Life, love this song, interesting choice from her, seems to be the Earth, Wind and Fire version though which is only so-so in comparison.
She's doing ok... ooooh a bit of freestyling...
Scores: W: 3 1/4 E: 3 1/4 6 1/2 out of 10
Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah) in some form of gold tie, what is it, get it away from me. His Mum, Mom, looks like she's having a sweet time, go her.
Wow, Chikki does coutnry on Beatles night... but still, wow .
A solid (gold) performance (tie) from (by) Chikezie (Chee Kez Yeah).
Scores: W: 4 E: 5 9/10
Haha Paula references O Brother... Fuck, the oscars recently let EVERYONE know who the Cohen Brothers are.
Ramiele (Rammy Elle) helps us understand her culture more by telling us about her job as a soy sauce girl.
The song has just started and I think this is the appropriate time to talk and think about something else,don't you thnk? this is BORING, A grade trollop maybe nice for a grandma.
Scores: W: 1 E: 2 3/10 for attendance, previous performances and pinay hooray.
Jason (Jay Son) is always great value and this little ditty is no exception. Another quirky accoustic take on a vaguely familiar song, love it love i t exactly how a ballad should be done.
Score W: 41/2 E:5 another high one: 9
Carly (Cah Li) is the fifth performer and fifth foreigner (following two african americans, pinay then a columbian...) wonder if the Aussie will come after Carly??? Wow, this is aweosme.
WE is in agreeance 5 stars all round a total of 10
David (Day Vid) has been really impressing us lately with his sullen look against the breightness of the show, this sour puss can really kick the arse out of a lionel ritchie song and nowb has turned Elenor Rigby into Ozzy Osbournes last root. Cris Draughty didn't even have the testes to do this sort of thing.
5 Stars all round, far king love it. 10
Brooke (Br uu k) is a sweetheart but ending your package vid with a pun on your song is really bad chi.
But this song however is good. Great even, subtle and understated nowhere not a karaoke performance. I was really excite about what Brookers would do tonight and this is just wonderful, delicious.
anther 10 stars.
David Hernandez is just too cool for doing a beatles 101 class in college, woo woo. Sharzyacock.
1 star each for the knob. 2
Amanda (Ah Mann Dah) Overmyer is (the pathetic)VFTWs choice. How on earth is this girl shit? So she may mumble and growl alot but it doesn't sound put on like it could. She's a gun this chick and best of luck for the rest of the competition. Juts hope the US votes the musicians not the lame asses.
Score: W:5 E: 4
Michael (My Cool) is our fellow countryman and a fuckign hottie to boot. Making us proud is a vegemite tshirt. Across the Universe is a gorgeous song and he has started off sublimely. Oh my,my hea rt it flutters, and Elishas does too...
5 stars a peice 10
Wow Randy don't like,Paula see's his heart (and the top of his head) and Simon disagrees with Randy.
And to make matters worse Kristy Lee Cook is up next.
Kristy (Criss Tea) ( Piss tea) has ruined this song,i can't dignify it with a review. needless to say 0 starts from us.
David is the little worm who is won't be able to fulfill what he promised us in the semis and will drown oson enough. Time is counting down and bets can be placed at the above link. To prove my point he's done a Ricki Lee and destroyed a great Beatles song by doing the Stevie Wonder cover.
Wow, Katherine McPhee is on tomorrow. She looks like Elisha don't you think???
A few great standouts tonight...
Bottom Buddies will Be:
Siyesha
Ramiele Bottom 3
David H (always a bottom buddy regardless)
Krusty Bottom 3
David A Bottom 3
Top ones:
David C
Michael
Jason
Chikki
Carly
Brooke
Amanda
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Idolipolipolididolil
The Chickys performed nicely this week, but unfortunetly another case of SCS.
Asia'h wants to dance with somebody but unfortunetly this song is bad. Good song and all but been done to death on Idol. His score? 3 stars. Her score? 3 1/2 stars. Asia'h has a wicked raspy voice.
Cady Malloy is a name you'll probably forget about.... now. Cady Malloy, to refresh your memory, chooses a Queen song, and a Queen song that HASN'T been done to death, but does it so old fashioned...poor girl, ta ta.
His: 1 Star for showing up. Hers: 1 and 1/2 sympathy vote.
Amanda seems to be one to watch with a blues rock, Chrissy Amphlet feel, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. If she goes from this performance then you are STUPID, America. His: 5 stars. Hers: 4 and a half... loses a point for some reason she won't explain.
Carly Smithson nee Hennessy is the Irish Bitch in the kitsch. Don't know about Celine Dion or this choice of song but she's singing the fuck out of it. His: 4 and a half. Loses a point for the Dion. Hers: 3 stars, good, not really my cup of lipton.
Kristy Lee Cook nee Puke is the one who ruined the Top 24 for everyone before she was supposed to, so for un-fair play we don't like he. Behind the eyes she may be genuine but we think a genuine twat. And a bigger one to sing Journey for Randy who was in them for a spell. Clitsy Pee Puke. His: 0 stars, thanks for showing up, mole. Hers: 1 and a half, WHY ELISHA, WHHHYYYYY?!?!? Because she said she was a dog, she owned up to it man, that's worth a point or so.
Dog.
Ramiele again sings a typical song proving her lack of musical knowledge. She needs to shape up or ship out this is SCS to the max times hundred multiplied by your mum. His and Hers 3 and a 1/2.
Brooke White seems to be such a sweetheart, the only thing missing is maybe a bit more passion and grunt behind the voice but an awesome awesome performance, LOVE IT! His and Hers: 5 stars!!! Wow our second agreement in a row, something fishy going on....
Siyesha sings another boring song, ok so she can sing, but we want MORE GOD DAMMIT! This is good and all,but good,just good. His: 3 stars. Hers: 3 and a half....
YAY BLAKE LEWIS ON THE SHOW SNUDAY NIGHT!!!!
WOO WOO.
WE.
Asia'h wants to dance with somebody but unfortunetly this song is bad. Good song and all but been done to death on Idol. His score? 3 stars. Her score? 3 1/2 stars. Asia'h has a wicked raspy voice.
Cady Malloy is a name you'll probably forget about.... now. Cady Malloy, to refresh your memory, chooses a Queen song, and a Queen song that HASN'T been done to death, but does it so old fashioned...poor girl, ta ta.
His: 1 Star for showing up. Hers: 1 and 1/2 sympathy vote.
Amanda seems to be one to watch with a blues rock, Chrissy Amphlet feel, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. If she goes from this performance then you are STUPID, America. His: 5 stars. Hers: 4 and a half... loses a point for some reason she won't explain.
Carly Smithson nee Hennessy is the Irish Bitch in the kitsch. Don't know about Celine Dion or this choice of song but she's singing the fuck out of it. His: 4 and a half. Loses a point for the Dion. Hers: 3 stars, good, not really my cup of lipton.
Kristy Lee Cook nee Puke is the one who ruined the Top 24 for everyone before she was supposed to, so for un-fair play we don't like he. Behind the eyes she may be genuine but we think a genuine twat. And a bigger one to sing Journey for Randy who was in them for a spell. Clitsy Pee Puke. His: 0 stars, thanks for showing up, mole. Hers: 1 and a half, WHY ELISHA, WHHHYYYYY?!?!? Because she said she was a dog, she owned up to it man, that's worth a point or so.
Dog.
Ramiele again sings a typical song proving her lack of musical knowledge. She needs to shape up or ship out this is SCS to the max times hundred multiplied by your mum. His and Hers 3 and a 1/2.
Brooke White seems to be such a sweetheart, the only thing missing is maybe a bit more passion and grunt behind the voice but an awesome awesome performance, LOVE IT! His and Hers: 5 stars!!! Wow our second agreement in a row, something fishy going on....
Siyesha sings another boring song, ok so she can sing, but we want MORE GOD DAMMIT! This is good and all,but good,just good. His: 3 stars. Hers: 3 and a half....
YAY BLAKE LEWIS ON THE SHOW SNUDAY NIGHT!!!!
WOO WOO.
WE.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
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