It's The VOICE!!!!

Idol, wow, much better off this week by a mile!

Firsty, Rammy, Alone by Heart, had this picked for Siyesha so glad it made it onto the show! It's ok, just ok, bit screechy but still much better than last week. 6/10, 3 from each for effort.

Secondly, Jason, Fragile by Sting, we heard this on Australian Idol last year by a contestant we didn't really like but unfortunetly he did a subtler, more fragile version of this song and it worked better, so 8/10 - split vote, 4 each.

Thirdly, Syesha sings "If I Were Woman" and whilst she sounds good singing it, she's still a dime a dozen. Still, a soft but powerful ballad and a gallant effort. 7/10 E: 4 W: 3.

Fourthly, Chikki get's out "For one night only" though whilst his silky vocals still shine through it's still pretty boring, but then again he does a big note towards the end to recover, stillnto as good as previous weeks.

6 and a half out of 10. W: 3 E:3 and a half.

Fifth off the mark, Brooke. WOW, OK so William really really loves this, Elisha wants a bite more, maybe even just a nibble. Sweet, subtle, honest precisely what we've come to expect from Brooke! BROOKEBACKERS UNITE! 9/10... E: 4 W: 5.

Sixth up, Michael, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! Love these songs, and it's wicked he's doing both, maybe not long enough for the start, could have been a disaster considering it's short length but his We Are The Champions kicks some serious fucking arse! 10/10 out of ten out of ten.

Seventh on stage is Carly. William really loves this. The intensity of Bonnie Tylers vocals are coming through in Carlys everything and she's singing her little green heart out. The opening crisp and her "frighten" is sublime, William loves this, Elisha aint so sure, still. 9 and a half out of 10. 5 from Willy. 4 1/2 from Ellie.

Eigth up David A: AUS SIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! More of the Aussie! OK so only one so far, and probably THE tackiest Farnsy song, but still, YOU'RE THE VOICE!!!! ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8/10. Not cause it was good but we both gave him 4's for AUSSIE!!! Purely song choice, JOHN FARNHAM! ON IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOWOO.

And FUCK YOU Paula you stupid TWAT! Go hump your littlemole COREY CLARK, sing a fuckign American Composer? UP YOURS!

Second Lastly is Klitsy. From AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!! to God Bless America? Kristy Lee proves to us how white supremist she really is and sings this overcooked "classic" We can say that, we AUSSIE! Vocals better than previous but not enough to raise interest from anyone else but the dogs. 1/2 /10. Does this song choice make you feel better PAULLAAAA!!! But still, god bless the USA.

Lastly, David Cook, BILLIE JEAN!!!! Awesomona, tho Elisha doesn't really like the song, she still digs this version, we both love it, kicks the arse of any Draughty rendition on Idol haha more comparisons to him, but equal to Michaels tonight, 10/10.