Louise Came Out from Dem Trees

Our beautiful shiksa goddess Louise has come over today.
Louise is one of those girls who's life was like a box of Cadbury Roses. Full of wrappers and thank yous.
She bought her younger sister Anne with her, which is ok by us since Anne is only a year and a half younger and has grown up with us as well. Not the typical annoyin younger sister, Anne (21) has actually done really really well for herself, co-owning a beauty salon in Woppollong proper.
About 12 years ago whilst Louise was sleeping, Anne snuck up to her bed and started chopping off her beautiful long, long looooong (1 metre long!) sandy blonde hair.
Louise had up till then been known for her long locks. She played Rapunzel in the near by Woppollong Drama League production three times and even had her photo taken with the pope. Who smelt her long blonde hair before calling her a precious little sweetheart, we all thought he was a precocious little creep.
Louise was always in our classes in school (there was only one class per year anyways, still is) and sat with us and Sascha. Though three years ago when we travelled to Melbourne for the X Factor show (how AWESOME was that!!!!) it was kind of cold in Melb (as usual the shit place) so Louise leant Sash her acid wash jacket, the one she got from that guy she was seeing, the 36 year old, the one who couldn't leave the 80s. Anyways, that night Sascha decided to go down to St Kilda to check out the competition and ended up getting into a bitch fight with some other ho's and the jacket got ripped in half.
Louise was devastated, the two haven't spoken since and Anne gives Sascha a free manicure once a month for her troubles.
Needless to say, Louise has just rocked up so perhaps we should go say hi!