He's Here... The Idol Of Americaaaaa!

Who knew David Cook could do Phantom so well, yikes! Well guess we all figured after last weeks Pariah Carey ditty he has this in the bag... FINGERS CROSSED!!!!

But he was the last performer for the night so who how did they all go before him...

To the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber we begin...



Overture: Syesha, a sexy, sultry jazzed up peice complete with hair moose. An awesome leap from the crapola balladry yet her voice is still generic and or boring, there may just be no winning for poor Siyesha, though a career in the touring company of Hairspray perhaps.
6/10... 3 each.


Act One Scene Two: Jason Castro jumps into the freezing cold deep end and sings Memory from Cats. His voice works nicely with this song cause it's about desperation, it's about dying, it's about pain. His voice works on a level that his big notes are restrained but thought out and thoughtFUL, but mostly MEANINGful... if you get our drift. Though our mum hated it so that wasn't good, she hated it enough to call us upstairs to tell us!
8/10 from us (4 each) but 2/10 from mum "For showing up!"

Act One Finale: Brooke White, ooh interesting choice from Brookers this week! Eeeek, ouch, breaks our little tar filled hearts to hear her stuff up, extremelly brave however, even though she sounds awesome, despite the stuff up we still, love, her... However, we digress, this is the second time our darling Brooke has slipped up, the first time was allowed because she was in control, this time, she stopped everyone, and whilst that was brave, it could backfire. But still, back on track, the recovery is something special and she's singing her little non-tar-filled heart out!
9/10 (4 and a half on each)

Entracte: David Archuleta steps up to open our second act with a doozy (in a good way) of a song from Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, Think of Me..think of us genius, Andrew-Lloyd-Web-Er, and whilst we like this arrangement it's not really as memorable as the classic yet boring original, which is saying something. Sir Lloyd Webber is spot on though, we learnt this when we worked at KFC, you disconnect with your audience when you close your eyes. Mean, imagine if we closed our eyes here...
It'ds loiok like this! oh shit, ok so that wasn't that bad, but this song kinda is but still... Agree with Simon but also strangely like the arrangement...
7/10 (3 and a half each) Disneyish again. We half expected a red lobster to jump up to kiss the girl.

Act Two Scene Two: Carly Smithson breaks new christian ground on Idol by singing a song that mentions Jesus Horatio Christ about 39 times (shock horror) but still she's kicking arse!!! WooWoo, gospel rock really suits her so hope next week is the songs of Hillsongs...
9and a half/10.

Finale Ultimo: David Cook. Wow. All we need to say. If he doesn't win this then the show is silly.
10/10!

Playout/Exit Music:
Tomorrow night/tonight Syesha was good but we don't like her so bottom 3, also David Archuleta, and unfortunetly Jason there too.
Tho Brooke might be vulnerable, BROOKEBACKERS UNITE!!!
woowoo!

Best David Cook
Next Carly Smithson
Third Brooke White
SoSo Jason Castro
Meh Syesha Mercado
Bah! David Archuleta

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