Biggest Fatties Finale! Cosi Doesn't Win WooWoo!

Now before anything, we haven't watched this weeks Idol yet because there's a few Aussie shows in thier first week.... or like tonight, thier last and so we recorded Idol and will watch it tomorrow night....

But for now...

THE BIGGEST FATTIES FINALE!

We like the biggest loser cause it's a reality show you can cry too for something GOOD.

We always call Debbie Carol, cause she looks like a carol!

Michael doesn't look as good as what he coulda but Shaun looked fucking fantastic!!! Michael needs to be having sex with Sheridan 24/7 so he sweats it all out!

John looks better than what he could've considering his health.

Sheridan looks stunning!!!!!!!

Our pick is for Allison to win and second best would have to be Sam. Maybe even equal first, who knows.

So we've established the little tosser Corey is going into the house. The show just lost 2 fans, and according to "ratings law" that means probably about 20,000 or more other people are switching off too! Here's hoping that the housemates run the tude little cunt into the ground. He doesn't deserve to be on there nor does he deserve anything other than a "Wayne Carey" glass in his face. Violent, sad, but true, he's an IDIOT, WHY IS HE GOING ON THERE!?!?! We were under the impression that by ocming back in 2008 they'll be making the show better, not running it so far into the ground they are making even it's biggest fans disgusted!!! And we stuck by it through the turkey slapping and everything!

Here's hoping one of the blue teamsters or one of the few nice red team members can take home this money! Or even a black teamster.

Cosi is a Mozzie! OI! OI! OI!

anyways...

Think we prefered Nicola (if at all) when she was fat, now she just looks like a cheap hooker! And the next person to deserve Wany Careys wine glass in his face is COSI! What a tosser, thinking he's al cool, can't wait to spit in his face. Bring him down to earth a little. Gary is OK, but too friendly with Cosi. And where was Va-J.J.? Was his little escape costly of any finale benefits??? HAHA.

Ajay is rude and ignorant to presume it was a good day for us to find out that Cosi is going to be a father. Some people only deserve a slap across the face. Ajay, keep going and you will too.

That's not fair, Steven shouldn't be allowed on there! Ha ha how embarrasing for the poor fattie when his daughter starts to cry as he picks her up!
Yay Michelle is who we are excited about AND WOAH! Quick call the fire brigade, we got a hot one here! And Bryce also.....
WOAH! Here's hoping he can take out the prize.
Hah! They can't get hold of VaJJ!

WOW Bryce has lost 52.2kgs!!!! I guess 31/32 thousand is better than 30 grand.

It's such a shame that both of us aren't chubby, we could apply!! We still good, and Elisha be like a running temptation gag who's trying to get healthy (she's incredibly thin for her age and height, it makes Mum worry) whilst William competes in the house as his man boobs also make mum worry.
(They also make me giggle)
Also, it's unfortunate that we aint good looking enough to compete in the big brother house, Elisha's 10 times the man that most of them are!

Michelle must be auditioning for deal or no deal with her new haircut.

Pardon us while we vomit with Cosi thinking he's a sensation. HE'S A PRICK. NOTHING MORE. A TINY SHRIVELED DICK AT THAT, AND HAHA BRYCE LOST MORE WEIGHT AND EW HE BET NICOLE BET PERCENTAGE SHHHIIITTTTT! How dare he compare himself to Homer Simpson! PFFFT FUCK OFF LOSER.

Nicola the mole-a, won't beat his percentage which we'd prefer her to hve it over him. Ouch, Gary needs 62.5 kgs to beat mozi, he'll probably get 55.........................FUCK 70 POINT FUCKING 9!!!! WOW!!!!!

WOOOOT COSI GETS NO MONEY, LAHOOOOZAAAHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

If we were Gary we'd roar too. Except we'd do it in mozis face. Sheridan looks like she can challenge Gary for the money!!! OOHHH, Shitvers!
41.3 kgs is what she needs "that's an olsen twin she says" hahaha she's funny! We liked her so all the best love.................FUCK!!! where Gary was 34% Sheridan the darling has hit 3 7!!!! SUCK IT COSI!

Here comes Carol, oops I mean Debbie, wow 43.1 kgs!!!! Good on her! She's lost more than some of the youngsters, WAY more and she's older so it's harder for her not only that but she left the competition earlier!

Shaun needs 62.5 but perhaps he's done it cause he looks awesome! Also for his age.
80 fucking kilos!!!!!! well, 79.8 FUCK! Poor sheridan, but still, Shaun is deserving! He woulda worked his arse off. from bloody 10% more than Sheridan. Don't think anyone can beat him from here!
GO SHAUN! Good on you, you look GREAT! 30 Grand is a nice days picnic.

Kirsten looks so skinny!!! If she wins, we won't be dissappointed, good on her, it's just we want to see the others win more.

Sam doesn't look as cute now that he's skinny! Awwwwww!

GO ALISON!!!

WWWWWOOOWWWW, Is that Alison or Sophie Faulkner!? FUCK!
Well, guess she DID want to become a yummy mummy, did she want to be a MILF tho? HOPE SO!

Why is Alison featured on a biggest loser fit club ad when the others haven't. does that mean she won it?!?!?

wow Alison is 66kgs WOAH!!!! Sheeshers!!!
Kirsten doesn't pull in enough numbers but still should be extremelly proud of her efforts.... Good on ya Kiki! But it's up to Sam......

He needs about 70.2kgs lost to win this.........................71!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAMMY!!!!!!
Bittersweet since we really wished Alison could win it, but still
GGGGGOOOOO SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's gunna be some "world first" so guess we'll stick around for it...
After this commercial break....
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It's probably goign to be runner up prizes for Kiki and Alili but who knows with this show!

Hope Terri gets to go back into the house. Make amends for her problems with Nobbi (Asians in general).

Ha ha the surprise is they are going to weigh all the contestants together...

Together they weighed 4051.9kgs!!! Sheesh! Now they we 2897!!!

Good on them, and love the obnoxious laugh from AJay it's so cute!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Contestants Jewelllery was supplied by "The Family Jewels" Oh how we love Australia!

Oh shit Lost is on and we're missing the start!!!!!!!!

tata!

GO SAM!