Brads Cruise

1. If I was Brad for a day I'd collegen my lips to keep up.
2. If I was Leo for a day I'd check out my penis.
3. If I was Bruce I'd go into the light.
4. If I was Keanu for a day I'd make a good movie.
5. If I was Arnie for a day I'd flex my muscles for the good of man.
6. If I was Elvis for a day I'd be rotten by now.
7. If I was Sylvester for a day I'd make Cliffhanger 2...then 3.
8. If I was Tom Cruise for a day I'd Scientologise with Yoda.
9. If I was Tom Cruise I'd get over myself, WAY over.

..and....

10. If I was Tom I'd be a desperate had been with hair plugs married to the actress from Dawsons Creek who flashed her tits first!