New Music For Your Mouth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJeB81c0bVk
You can get it ripping, or you can get it tipping, you can get it humping, bumping or a thumping. You can get it blowin', showin' all your flowin'. You can get it hot, or you can get it not. A hard earned thrist needs a big cold beer and the best cold beer is Vic, not fucking FOSTERS ALREADY!
Victoria Beer. As bitter as the old bitch ever was.

VB is a fruit, made for brutes.
While they're fixin' up, thier god damn utes.

Why are aussies so lazy and instead of saying history they say "hishtry"?

Vegemite is so Yum, I like it for breaky, tea or lunch.
A sambo, toast or sesame bun, a delicious treat for you from Mum.
I hope you like your jar of tar, it is so black, and taste so dark,
500g will get you far, but if you hate it, just say yuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjHgqZ2q0HA