Boobs, Baileys and Being Bitchy To Bitches.... Our Weekend...

Hidey hoes, well wasn't this weekend just a fruitful one? Yes? Wasn't it just! No? Bah, you're a lucky bugger!
Anne decided to host a BBQ on saturday, we weren't sure if we wanted to go, Anne has been quite rude in the past week, quite double standardish, and we knew that Anne didn't want Louise to go but we were invited so Louise wanted to come, fair enough right? Not according to Anne, but then again she is the type who will one minute talk to you about... Beer, for example and then 5 minutes later claim that it's "the worst thing ever and so sick of it", all because she doesn't want to talk about it anymore and regardless of the other persons feelings she will rudely brush them off. Problem is she started that conversation about beer, so it leaves the other person feeling quite pissed off at the rudeness. But that's younger sisters right?
Should it be? Should a girl have to worry about her friends turning around and snapping/abusing her little sister? I don't think so, so then the little sister should stop being a rude little cow. We don't have that problem since our friends are each others friends and anyone we don't like we've generally agreed upon, though we've had our moments...
But this week Anne stooped to new lows... She invited us 2 to the BBQ but not Louise, so when the 3 of us rocked up after our daily jog she her mood immedately changed to one of grump. Although having said that a few people had already left the party due to party poopness so this was going to be interesting. Mind you poor Louise not feelign welcome in her own house!
We took our singstar microphones to hook up to her PS2 but she snatched them off us and threw them on the ground, William went to say something but was held back, Elisha nearly screamed. So what if you are in a bad mood, those things are worth a fucking hundred bucks don't be throwing our shit around PLEASE.
Then she immediately asked us if we had bought her the disc of Idol episodes we recorded for her from fox 8, we had forgotten them so she stalked off. pfft, SORRY! Last time we gave her idol episodes was a few weeks ago and she kept putting it off watching it and then told Louise she didn't care. But then caleld us up the night before the barbie asking for the next lot of episodes! So what is it do you care or not? Cause this hot and ocld bullshit is just that, bullshit? We are big idol fans but we don't expect our friends to be, but also if we decide to talk about it we don't appreciate being patronized and spoken too like children then messed around as such. Anyways...
Annes friend Steph was there of course, they are best friends and Anne is dating Stephs older brother (which is it's own little soap opera) but then Anne wanted to play spin the bottle with everyone and Steve, the boyfriend, said he dind't want to kiss anyone else but Anne so Anne kicked him out, after abusing him of course, and poor Steve went home and drank himself into a stupour, but that's how Anne leaves you feeling alot of the times, like it's alright for her to say something but when you do it's not good enough. Wish she'd stop it, she keeps burning people and will one day end up lonely.
Anyways, Steph had clung onto us from the get go and wanted to come back with us to relax in the jacuzzi and listen to Bobbys cd, of course Anne just had to pronounce how she hates idol but (cause she's been watching it) the American one is "100" times better than Australian Idol. Which isn't how she really feels but knows it'd piss us off to hear, girl, pfft, get over yourself, if someone talks to you about idol, be hapy someones acknowledging you to talk to you, ya know, there are tonnes of people out there who people DON'T go to, EVER, and that person is left lonely and forgotted about. And you have people actually WANTING to tlak to you yet you'd rather leave them feel like they are an absolute burden on you!!! That's really not nice. How bout fucking appreciating the people around you who are there with open arms, and not being the ice queen. She did it to Elisha last week, acted like she was all interested in a painting we did of Louise, but then when we actually come to show her the picture she didn't even look at it and said she had to go, 2 seconds wouldn't have fucking hurt, and if she felt jealous then STOP IT, we can paint you too ya know!
Ok so back to the party, we ended up playing truth or dare and poor Elisha had to do naked sommersaults on the trampoline but the most William was dared to do was rip a bong and skull a glass of baileys before blowing it out, which he did cause he's gay and good with certain things...
ANYways, Anne dared Louise to do something totally innapporpriate and when Louise and everyone else said 'nah man' to her knocking on old man Bluths bedroom window at 2am at night, the poor old man is widowed and 90 years old, we aint being responsible for him having a heart attack. And when william said that Anne jumped up and claimed to be having chest pains and "why don't you all care about ME, I COULD be haivng a HEART ATTACK!" and she stormed off outside, we coudln't help but laugh at the thought of her having a heart attack since we dind't think she had a heart.
We all sporadically made our way outside around the fire and Anne immediately made a move to go back inside again proclaiming to be having a heart attack so William, on a whim that noone would hate him, said aloudly "First ya'd bloody shut ya mouth and THEN ya'd have ya heart attack" and the back door was slammed. Everyone outside, pissed themselves laughing, noone ever stands up to Anne as proved when Steve was forced to go home at 1am!
At about 2:30 we had had enough of the soap opera antics of Anne and her friends, and Annes cold hearted one sided attitude to people, believe it or not Anne, I know you'll read this, you aint the only one who works, or is busy for that matter, but even when we are busy we STILL lend a fucking helping hand to you . Steph uneasily proclaimed she was coming back with us which made Anne even worse, in fact it made her call Steve who then told Steph to have a blast but not to drown in the spa, fair call. So Anne snatched the phone back and we left.
We got back here and 5 minutes later Steph was called and had to go back since Anne was livid that and she thought Louise and us had planned the whole thing, which is completely untrue since Steph was upset at her friends and needed some different company for a bit. Either way we all stayed at the BBQ far too long as the soapie dramatics just ruined our so far fun weekend.
It's monday now and Anne still hasn't spoken to either of us, Louise is in the dog house, and the portrait of her is prety much dog food by now, it's funny how one person being so rude to you can ruin your happiness about something.
We didn't even get very drunk, weren't allowed to, our 1 litre bottle of Baileys emptied of it's last drop and yet we still were too focused on having fun that we didn't actually have much!
Yet we wasted sunday by sleeping it away however we finally watched Enchanted and dind't really like it!

GREAT.

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