Where's Kelly?

Idol Gives Back is on this week, woowoo, last year was awesome and Kelly Clarkson was the highlight of the night, SO WHERE IS SHE THIS WEEK!?
HMPF, despite the lack of Clarkson, we'll still have the Clark Sons, well Brothers who played last weeks results show, 'This Little Light' that was awesome and NO DRUMS! phwoar! So hope they do another song and not that same one, unless they performed last week instead of doign Idol Gives Back... but anyways... here's some other hopes for the toher guests...
Robin Williams, hope he says something funny...
Celine Dion, hope her head explodes! But she'll probably sing with Elvis or some other rotting corpse boght to life by computers...
Forest Whitaker, hope he wins the oscar...
Billy Crystal, hope he doesn't hook up with Robin Williams to make Father's Day 2...
Dane Cook, hope he forgets to show up...
Kiefer Sutherland, hope he doesn't have to run off to defuse some bomb...
Vanessa Hudgens, hope she shows her tits...
Ashley Tisdale, hope she shows her muff...
Jennifer Connolly, hope she's improved since Labyrinth
Elliott Yamin, hope he GET'S FUCKED!
Fantasia, hope she doesn't...
Amy Adams, which one? the Idol one or Film? Probably film.. hope so... she owes us our money back for Enchanted...
Bono, hope he says something profound...
Brad Pitt, hope he shows his cock...
Reese Witherspoon, hope it's with Jake...
Miley Cyrus, hope i can find the remote in time to turn her off...
Mariah Carey, see above
Eli Manning, hope he... who?
Peyton Manning, hope she... who?
Fergie, see Miley and Mariah...
Chris Daughtry, hope he duets with David Cook, Jason Castro and Michael Johns...
Carrie Underwood, hope she doesn't with Kristy Pee...
Annie Lennox, she's so fine, no expectations, she always amazes...
John Legend, we saw that I Am Legend movie, it's ok, was he like the dark seeker or something?
Snoop Dogg, hope he doesn't shit inside...
Maroon 5, they're always shit inside... outside.. anywhere...
Heart, we heart Heart, hope they do something cooool that ISN'T Alone!
Gloria Estefan, hope she turns the beat around...

IDOL officially turned Christians Anon. last wednesday as the clark brothers and Dolly Partoon proved you don't have to be poor and desolate to believe in god.