I'm telling ya folks, I should be sponsored by flippin' McDonalds the amount of Big Macs I've eaten this week! 7!!! And that doesn't include the KFC, Hungry Jacks and Subway I had in the meantime, if I wasn't already fat I would say that's what I would become soon enough! But alas, I am fat and no matter how little or much I eat, I keep staying this way. Life can be so sad, my twin sister is quite the spunk rat with the sexy frame, maybe tooooo skinny if you ask me, but there's not much she can do about it so in the meantime we're Fat Cat and Skinny Rat, but boy are those big macs delish!!! Wouldn't trade one for all the mcnuggets in the world!!!
Big Macs have seem to become our new Dominoes... altho we like the pizza cause it's savable for a rainy day, where as ever tried eating a Big Mac after a day? Not Nice At All.
But, here's the thing. Normal Big Macs on thier own leave a horrid after taste that pops up in every burp you do there after...
Pickles and the special sauce don't mix terribly well so it's also good to cancel the pickles, cancel the special sauce and add some of that ketchup! You're then left with a fucking delish tangy treat that fills you up without no after taste!!!!
Fucking special sauce? What's that shit? WHo's ever heard of no Special Sauce? Pfffft.... But try our TwinMac one day, the ketchup is a new taste sensation undermined by the SPECIAL SAUCES!!!
IT'S DELISH!
Love, Willy
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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