So The Boy Says...

Yay IDOL! WOO!


But yeah so not a cuntree music fan... really only a tree fan....


anyways, Ryan Silly Seacrest decides to prank us and considering we watched this with a 5 hour delay the joke is somewhat lost on us.. well not really it just made him look like a tosser as we sit smugly comfy and warm on our recliners by the fireplace on the 2nd of April.


So anyways on with proceedings...





BROOKE: Jolene, Jolene, JO-LE-E-ENE! Starts off all knee slapping fun, love it! Brooke seems really at home in the country....





DAVID C: Little Sparrow, isn't that what Carly did in Bealtles week? badoom chhhh, his own arrangement though, finally! Ooh it's all broody and stuff, I liiiiike! Voice sounds great and settled, works the balldry of the song really well, drums are moody too and love it!





RAMIELE: Does she ever cross our mind? Hmm, not anymore I'm afraid...





JASON: Oooh hunky funky start, dunno this song title but oh well, we missed it cause we were discussing our indifference towards Ramiele Pinay. This is another consistent performance however that's the problem, WE WANT MORE! Well, less instruments, MORE JASON!





CARLY: Here We Come Again, Dolly likes this choice and I kinda do too, She sounds a tad different, maybe controlled, comfortable, pretty, ehoey, Awesome big note, love it!





mmm... lemon and tequila...mmmmmmm





DAVID A: Goldust or some disneyish crap, BRING BACK THE FARNSY! He can hit the big notes but he has a horrid callaeic sound in his voice, top 6 at most. Simon says on the money but he said tha about Kristy last week so his opinion no longer counts.





KRISTY: Sings some Joseph coloured coat tripe, this is shit when it should be red and yellow and pink and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and olive and ruby and violet and...





SYESHA: Cl-iche much? When will this girl ever learn? Stupid generic song choice. You don't go from the bottom 2 one week to fucking attempting WHITNEY DOES DOLLY!!! Silly girl, I know the result has happened by now so here's hoping that the previous 3 performers are there!!!!! Go back to 'The One' it might be sufficient but this is season 7, for mediocre balladry see season 1-3 and 6. Thatnks for WASTING OUR TIME YOU THREE!!!





MICHAEL: Silky, sexy, smoothy, soulfully, masculine, out sings everyone Randy says Blazing Hot: AMEN SISTA!





Awesome night of Idol once again, Michael definetly the standout tonight, David Cook also awesome, Brooke and Carly none too far behind. It sucks about Chikky you bastards, he was cool and his niche was country rock and he out sings that silly Klitsy bitchy.





Rammy, Syesha and Kristy Lee for bottom 3 with Kristy to go already!