Monday, April 7, 2008

Shit Names for Drag Queens

Here's a list of the Top Ten Worst Names to Name Your Inner Drag Queen...

10. Totti Tittybits... this isn't Sesame Street people!

9. Norma Jean.... and this proves exactly what? Marylin Monroe was an icon, anyone who names themselves Norma Jean is just asking to be bitch slapped.

8. Amanda Hugenkis ... or any other name derived from a Bart Simpson joke... you're supposed to be original here!

7. Misty Muffington... We think it might be taken so that's a good reason to stay away! But as gay men you're supposed to vomit at the thought of a misty muff.

6. Lavine N. Rose... actually....

5. Tina Titbag... that's Williams' drag queen name!

4. ANYTHING Minogue... there's enough Kylie drags already!

3. Gaye LePouf... you don't want to be labelled or nothing...

2. Muffy St. John... what are you, in a horror movie or something?

and the Worst drag name is.........

1. Val Valix... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gay LaPouf? hehehahahaha
well done, very good

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