Mums Sausage Rolls - A Recipe

Mums Snag Rolls....

Ingredients:
1kg Sausage Meat in a roll, (you can buy sausage and squeeze the meat out which is also fun.
1 Onion
Cracked Pepper
1 Cup Milk
1 or 2 Packets of Puff Pastry

Method:
Place the sausage meat into a mixing bowl and finely chop the onion to little sauares... tiny almost...
Crack a good load of pepper in.
Mix thoroughly with your hands, cracking the pepper in as you go along.
But not too much pepper.
Lay your sheets of pastry out onto thier supplied nonstick sheets of paper.
One at a time make long stripes up your pasty leaving each column just over an inch apart closer to two inches.
Now in the centre of each row cut the pasty in a straight line down.
Then roll the pastry over like a cigarette over lapping the pastry on the bottom, creating what looks like something you'd see on a 'quit smoking' commerical! An aorta or something, but anyways......
Use a cooking brush to light brush the logs throughly, but not soakingly
on both sides, then cut the long logs down to the sizes you want (an average log makes 3/4 rolls) and place them centimetres apart on a non stick tray. then place in a preheated oven until golden brown! Oven needs to be on about medium high (180').
Make sure you don't forget the milk as your pastry will burn quicker than you can say "David Cook won Idol woowoo"
Once you become comfortable with the process you can experiment with added bonus like garlic, paprika et al. in your sausage mix!
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Poll Results!

Best Recipe we've posted so far is....
1. French Toast (35%)
2. ANZAC Biscuits (5%)
3. Chocolate Crackles (41%)
4. Scones (17%)
CHOCOLATE CRACKLES!!! But not far behind is the french toast....

Best Idol Show So Far Part 2!
Top 9 - Dolly Parton	(24%)
Top 8 - Inspirational	(12%)
Idol Gives Back	(20%)
Top 7 - Mariah Carey	(12%)
Top 6 - Andrew Lloyd Webber	(32%)

Favourite Of The Idol Top 4 (70%)
David Archuleta (8%)
David Cook (70%)
Jason Castro (20%)
Syesha Mercado (8%)
Marty Simpson (12%)

be sure to get voting on our current polls!

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What To Do....

What to flippin' do! It's 8am and we woke up a bit ago, passed out on our favourite recliners... but now we can't get back to sleep. we've decided on watching a movie or perhaps even going to see Iron Man today. Who knows, but what to do in the meantime....
perhaps watch a film......
Can't decide between......

Munich
Ed Wood
Full Metal Jacket
Hair
or
Psycho (original version)

hmmmmmmm
......................................
....................................................
well five minutes have passed and we finally decided on Pans Labyrinth!

Yay!

Don't forget our hilarious Limericks!
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Sorry Dad.

Dad called us from prison today, around midday, but we were fast asleep, here's what he left on the answering machine spread over two messages....

"Hello?..........Kids?...........You're supposed to be there....I'm just....Suzie?...honey?.................(new call)...................Happy Birthday kids, sorry I couldn't call you I was in the hospital with a knife in my gut........please pick up................I'm not going to for......"
then the machine cut out and we were still fast asleep. Our mum out on the farm with Ronnie the help. What do we do? This leaves us in a bigger quandry than the diamond rings....

Blahdyblahblah

OMG what a night, am soooo over other peoples problems and dramas. I'm so pissed and going to sleep. night! love William.

ps Elisha has fallen asleep with her face in the cats bum, it's so cute!

Dreamtime Round Tips

William Elisha

Geelong Geelong
Carlton Carlton
Sydney Sydney
Adelaide Eagles
ESSENDON RICHMOND
Brsibane Brisbane
Hawthorn Hawthorn
Roos Bulldogs

Sorry we have been so slack with tips, more so results as of late. Since we have been away we have been slack and a little out of whack.
GO DAVID .C.!!! yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Idol roundup/s will be up soon.

Happy One Hundredth!!!

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This week two special occasions took place....

We turned 25! and our blog has just now turned 100!!! Woowoo!!!!
We've party'd hearty and now are suffering in our proverbials.

Right now our heads are spinning and Elisha has vomitted twice, once on the cat, yay The Fairies is on NickJnr, go Rhys tee hee,
anyways...

Saturday night ....

Saturday night was a blast, we started the evening off by watching The Triplets of Belleville together and we laughed our little tits off. Well except William who laughed his big tits off. Anyways, about 10pm we lit a bon fire out the back and all sat around it with marshmallows and bertie beetles which Louise had bought for us!
Soon came the donut cake which mum had made for us, she surprised us by placing twin tongue rings that have a blue and pink peace sign on them, we loved them so, especially how they were hidden from us!
The donut cake was delish and we then started on the booze.
We shouldn't really go into too deep of detail but let's just say we will never look at Carlos and Sascha the same way again!

We danced the night away on the dance floor and about 9am or something we all passed out scattered around the house.

A day later and we still haven't recovered. William, who had passed out on mums treadmill, still has a red mark across his face and a major headache, Elisha is still throwing up and her hands won't stop shaking, which is bad for her since she wants to paint a picture, Louise thinks she might be pregnant and Anne gave herself a new haircut, and now has to take a long holiday from work (she's a hairdresser so appearances matter) as the town doesn't like bulldykes, even if only by appearance.

Mum herself got into a bit of trouble from us when in the morning we caught Carlos.... this is where we stop, too much gory details and our mother is now is trouble.

Carlos, just a mo fo.

No pun intended.

Happy Birthday Us!
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Watrings Guest Chapter One

an ongoing serial by William and Elisha Thorpopoulis

The most anyone had gained from her arrival was a headache. Not to say that she wasn’t welcome, nor her baggage, but the other residence where always sceptical of new folk, especially pregnant thirteen year olds.
She stumbled into town, ragged, filthy, other villages might have discarded her as nothing more than trash, but not widow Watring who untangled herself from her knitting as she scurried out into the snow to help the young girl.
The bruised face of the fragile blonde looked sullen, death warmed up-going cold, Watring threw her own dressing gown over the child, forced her arms under the girls and with a surge of strength- and tenacity, lifted the girl and rushed her inside.
It wasn’t until the young teenager was safe on the couch near the fire place that Watring collapsed into her own recliner.


(ps this is our 99th post, be sure to check back very soon for an extra special ONE HUNDRETH POST!!! WOOWOO!)

Recipus

RUM BALLS!!!
1 Cup ground Wafer biscuits... you can use marie... or experiment... mm tim tams!
1 Cup pecan crumbs
1 Cup powdered sugar
2 T cocoa powder
1.5 T white Karo syrup or condensed milk
1/4 Cup rum or bourbon

There's no cooking invovled, instead place all the in-greedy-ants into a bowl and mix together.
Roll in powdered sugar or for best result, noix de coco... coconut!

Happily We Partily On...

Twas our birthday recently, we aint big on the whole age thing, a quarter of a century is disgusting and we aint happy JAN!



But on we shall party, tonight, with a couple of our dearest friends, Sascha, Louise, Anne and the Angulo brothers.

We have never had reason to speak about the Angulo brothers before now so heres abit of an introduction to them.... They are Spanish and only moved to Woppallong in the past year. They work with us down the farm. They are not twins like us (which is good, we want to the be the only twins round here), Ernesto is the youngest of the two at 23 and Carlos is 27. There parents died in Spain in a water skiing accident, thats what triggered them into moving all the way over here. Carlos left behind the love of his life in doing so, His still trying to get her to come over here because he just can't get over her. They came here to be with there sister Pillar, She's been here as long as we can remember.. Shes a real darl. We had seen the boys a few times throughout our lifetime when they'd come here to visit but still don't really know them well enough and fear saying the wrong thing to them. They are nices lads though, Elisha kind of has a crush on one of them but no one but her knows which one. William thinks that it is Carlos and is more than sure that he is right Elisha just want admitt it, She's probably scared and embarrassed of what people would think seeing as she only just got out of her relationship with HIM (grrr, the cunty) and Carlos loves another woman. I guess the whole twin intuition thing makes it hard to keep secretsfrom each other .

We we shall go and start partying it up, we still have to prepare and cook the food for the party. It shall be a blast, dancing around the kitchen.

David Vs David

We guess we all saw this coming, but could only hope that Syesha would get voted into the top 2 along with KC/DC leaving Arcuhleta out in the cold to endure the wrath of daddy dearest.

But oh well.

We've loved every minute of this season of Idol and cant fucken wait for our own aussie idol to come on!Michael Johns from the moment he stepped out till when he bowed out astounded us and made it worth the while, his talent, voice, charisma and looks are hot to trot so really hope he walks away the biggest star in the end. Public exposure is one thing, having the talent to back it up and deserve it is another!

Make sure you check out our Polls and perhaps even have a laugh at our limericks!
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The second of our Davids is "A.",
Who seemed so incredibly gay,
but hid from his dad,
who would get mad,
"You are not! Now get in your cage!"

In walked a girl called Mercado,
Who's talent is lacking Vibrato,
Tho she has stuck,
Has not gave a fuck,
So is stepping it up to go hard-o.

And the winner it should be the word nerd,
who hasn't slipped up, he's been heard,
his forehead is big,
we'd go to his gig,
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let him come first.

we will post a list of ultimate song choices, tho as typical with idol they'll probably have to sing "thier favourite song... from the competition"
repition, BAH!

Poll Results

Yay poll results are in, tho we recorded last nights Idol and will sit down to watch it tonight! So sshhh, don't spoil it for us!!!

First up!

The easter egg poll which is mroe important than any! Syesha probably should've been on there but who saw her getting so far?!
David Cook (52%)
Brooke White (17%)
Michael Johns (5%)
Jason Castro (5%)
Carly Smithson (0%)
David Archuleta (17%)
Next off the block...
BEST PEFORMANCE ON IDOL ROUND 3!
Michael J: It's So Wrong But It's Alright (26%)
David C: Always Be My Baby (30%)
Syesha M: One Rock N' Roll Too Many (3%)
Jason C: Over The Rainbow (15%)
Carly H: Superstar (7%)
David A: Sweet Caroline (11%)
Brooke W: For Bravery and Recovery (3%)
WORST PERFORMANCE ON IDOL ROUND 3!
Michael Voted Out (34%)
David C: Music Of The Night (4%)
Syesha M: I Believe (0%)
Jason C: Memory (8%)
Kristy C: Spoilt Bitch Begs For Horse (17%)
David A: Think Of Me (26%)
Brooke W: Stuffs Up and Doesn't Recover (8%)
and then...
THE BEST REALITY SHOW IS...
Big Brother (23%)
Idol (50%)
So You Think You Can Dance (20%)
The Simple Life (0%)
Yasmin's Getting Married (3%)
Other (3%)
COOLEST MOVIE SO FAR IN 2008...
Spiderwick Chronicles (16%)
The Bank Job (25%)
Street Kings (19%)
Alvin And The Chipmunks (9%)
Jumper (29%)

Limericking the Top 12!

There lived a gay stripper camed David,
When a man walked in, he gave it,
a rub and pull,
a buck or two,
he'd get a hundred if he saved it!

Eleventh in place was Amanda,
She screamed and wailed like a panda,
this chicky rocked,
before she was socked,
then onto the net where we slandered.

Onto the stage came Chiezie,
who's balladry was awful and Cheesy,
a cutie he was,
pity he lost,
our country bumpkin Chikieze Eze.

The littlest one was Ramiele,
Who's 'everything' sent us to hell,
We liked her at first,
But then she dispersed,
Because of not much there to sell.

The one who was robbed was Michael,
Who was tossed outside to recycle,
he was Australian,
we thought he was sailin',
He woulda been Cooks best rival!

Next off the mark was Kristy Lee,
Who's exit was nessessary,
she gave up her horse,
so now she whores,
herself so disgustingly.

There even was an irish girl, Carly,
who looked like she rode on a harley,
but Overmeyer did,
and her album was shit,
But at least her tattoos are gnarly!

And where do we begin with Brooke?
The subtle, accoustic, big sook.
we liked her bag,
she wasn't a hag,
that title goes to Kristy Lee Cook.

Our resident stoner was Jason,
Who looks like he's always chasin',
but at least he's cool,
different for Idol,
And never puked in the basin!

The second of our Davids is "A.",
Who seemed so incredibly gay,
but hid from his dad,
who would get mad,
"You are not! Now get in your cage!"

In walked a girl called Mercado,
Who's talent is lacking Vibrato,
Tho she has stuck,
Has not gave a fuck,
So is stepping it up to go hard-o.

And the winner it should be the word nerd,
who hasn't slipped up, he's been heard,
his forehead is big,
we'd go to his gig,
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let him come first.

leave your own limericks to share with everyone!!!

from our imdb post!
The once was a kid named Archuleta, Who's goal in life was to do better, than his father would yell, putting him through hell, That's why we compare him to Fetta.
There lived a smart man named David, who liked to sit out on the pavement, doing his words, crossing the verbs, If you like this rhyme you can save it!
There was once a chicky called Syesha, who wasn't anything like Moesha, she went on 'The One', that show was dumb, Oh why can't they bring back Lakisha?

Footy Tippies!

It really sucks cause we've accidently lost the envelope we wrote last rounds tips on, pain in the arse since (by fluke) William tipped Melbourne Demons who went on to win. Don' know why he did, but he got the point (that bastard) so here's this weeks!!!! We're gunna search our titties off for last rounds!


WILLIAM ELISHA

Saints Collingwood

Hawks Hawks

Cats Cats

Bears Carlton

Roos Roos

Crows Adelaide

ESSENDON Sydney

Dogs Bulldogs

Song Choices a la Top 3

Idol on tomorrow, top 3, woowoo, so let's look at the competition.... and results may surprise...


DAVID COOK: ...Consistant...Original....Refreshing, this guy has taken everything from Mariah the Pariah thru to Lionel Richie to The Beatles and given them the best improvements, making even critics of Idol take note.
Why should he win? Simply, he's the best of the contestants left, has been since Michael left, his unique take on popular songs leaves the imagination open for what else he's going to pull out of his sleeve, then to come out and sing Music On The Night straight whilst his "arch" enemy David A ruined another Phantom classic.

I'm a HUGE fan of Phantom and was sooo dissappointed by Fartchuleta's 'Think Of Me' abomination.

Why shouldn't he win? Exactly, why shouldn't he win?

Song Choices? Blondie's Rip Her To Shreds. Placebo's cover of Running Up That Hill, or even The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring.

SYESHA MERCADO: ....Generic....Hit and Miss....Jazz Cat over Ballad Rat, Syesha has surprised us all and beaten the odds to gain a spot in the Top 3, only time will tell is this was a worthy decision.

Why should she win? Well, she's been somewhat hit, somewhat miss, the occasional jazz number however isn't enough to overshadow the boring generic song chocies, been there done that. Jazzy she can be cool though.

Why shouldn't she win? Do we need to repeat ourselves? The thing about Syesha is that even when she falls she rises, it's up and down, but she's gotten this far which is a true testament to her tenacity and her fan base support. A spot next to Cook at the finale would be better deserved than other certain contestants.

Song Choices? Sober by Kelly Clarkson, Too Hard Too Handle by whoever originated it, or perhaps even Here's Where I Stand from Camp.

DAVID ARCHULETA: .....popular....young....questionable... Daddys favourite son is doing him prouder than your average.

Why should he win? He has the young teen vote, but as we know with these shows, the parents pay the phone bill, the adults get to vote.

Why shouldn't he win? He shouldn't. He doesn't deserve it, his father has been milking his son for all his worth, show after show after show, trying to become famous, and America is just giving the cunt of a man (the dad) what he wants. Stage parents don't deserve to have successful kids.

Song choices? Walk The Dinosaur, hehehe the Tin Lids did this years ago. Actually, whatever he sings will sound like the week before it, so who cares really?


DAVID COOK TO WIN, WOOWOO!

Almost A Centurian...

Yay! We're almost at 100 posts! Isn't that just the most! Things have been somewhat boring aorund here, Louise decided she wan ted to get sick herself so she came round tonight and we made pizza's and watched some Tarantino movies, it was fun. She bought over Grindhouse and we really liked them (4 stars worth!)
The pizza's were delish, kind of like a spicy barbequey hawaiian with diffrent meats, fucking ripper.
Mum yelled at us for making a mess so we yelled back that we were in the process of making them so "BACK OFF!", mum likes to jump the gun and stress herself out over nothing.
We finally took some bandages off today with Louises help, we're healing fine in case you were wondering.
Anyways, it's late and thought just drop in to say gday and let you know that Grindhouse is really cool, especially for people who HATE that stupid stupid mole Fergie. She makes a cameo and the film tends to tell it like it is - Brainless Tart is the outcome but that's all we're saying!
Since when was she the duchess of Pop!? what a mole, she thinks she's so good when really KELLY CLARKSON is our duchess, queen AND princess of music, FULL STOP.

Hall Of Fame Footy Updated

Victoria 21.11 (137) Defeated 18.12 (120) Dream Team and what a match it was, tho we only saw parts of it, Elisha watched most as it was on in another room. Unfortunetly we don't get a point for the tip D'oh.
OK, ciao ciao.

The Twins On MSN!

We are on MSN Messenger so if anyone would like to add us, feel free...

twinsofbelleville@gmail.com we got a passport thingy for it so we can chat on the web with other cool people who watch Idol!

Au Revoir!

A ColourLess Sky

1/2/05 A colourless sky. Elisha A. Thorpopoulis
What if the sky were to stop reflecting the sea,
so what colouring would then the sky be?
Would we be able to see stars all day round?
Would we lose all our oxygen, the sky could fall down?
Chicken licken was right to panic, she was right to shit it
but as humans, as guests, we have to admit it.
You know, This earth aint going to be around for forever.
And what? Then find a new place, new home in the nether?
As if, take responsibility, please, for your land
get over yourselves, put the earth in your hand.

HouseWife.

2/2/05Housewife.William A. Thorpopoulis
I sit by my kitchen in a corner and a daze.
A book in my hand, t.v. shows me 'Catch Phrase'.
You stumble in drunk at a quarter to six.
Immediately up, your food I must fix.
“Hurry” you say, you're the man of the house.
Stuff it, I quit, you're no man but a mouse!
You can get your own food, and even your beers.
This slavery shunned, I'm fed up to my ears.
So go ahead and blame it on 'desperate housewives'
fine by me. I don't care, it's the days of our lives.

If Your Girlfriend's A Stripper And You Know It Clap Your Hands...

It's about 4 something am and we can't sleep. there's no footy tips this week and we've lost the peice of paper, well the envelope, we wrote them on for last week.
This week is the hall of fame Vs victoria in the footy and we are rooting for the Hall Of Famers out of bias to NSW.
Idol was pretty good this week tho the first round of performances were kind of lame but it picked up in round 2.
We're both sick as dogs at the moment (as well as still sore) which is ok by us cause it matches everything else about us (the scarring). Plus we get more time off work. Though hanging around, the monotony of hanging around does get to you and can be stressful especially when you live out in the middle of woop woop boooooring.
We got sick when we were in Queensland and thought that once the sun went down we'd still be ok in t-shirts, but gee did we learn our lessons!
Queensland was awesome, besides certain granny incidents... Grannygate we're calling it, though we can't help but laugh everytime we think about it. Friday Night Live was fun as usual, though the arrogant guys shone through as usual. Nathan won it but BB pulled a whammy and gave the prize to Travis. Lucky bastard. Poorn bastard Nathan who wasn't able to accept the prize due to not being eligible to vote on sundays eviction.
Pretty funny. Though Corey SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY though he did get kicked out early which was SATIS-FYING!

We decided to wear our new diamond ring s out for the first time in QLD thinking it would be ok since we are far away from home, but Elishas skinny fingers got sweaty in the heat and it fell off somewhere in Brisbane, so if you live there, hope you enjoy it, or sell it, and hope it doesn't come to bite us back on the arse.
Every night we do shifts to listen out for cars just in case. Whoever it was that night certainly hasn't forgotten about us. While we were gone the shed at the farm got broken into, we were first blamed but since we were interstate we have an alibi, sweet, we'll admit.
But the other rings are safe and sound now, we aint wearing them EVER AGAIN!
Joss Stone is singing her sweet little heart out on 10 so this is our cue to toodle-oo and make some more pancakes!
US

Biggest Losers...oops.. Big Brother 2008

What is this fucking show? Big brother or Big BULLY!?
Sick to death of these arrogant wanker men who go into to this and walk around like they are king fucking shit. In the past there's been 1 or 2, maybe 3 if we were unlucky (2006 anyone?).
Saxon claims 'Angry Saxon will come out if people aren't careful..." like he's so fucking good that he can stand there on national TV and bully people weaker than him.
The saddest thing is the teenage girls who vote for this shit always keep the arrogant cunts in there. And then to put corey toss pot in there.
It's so easy for then to walk around in thier groups of 4/5/6+ and pick on everyone from Travis to Dixie to Terri but it's not OK for them to get told off if they do something wrong, nor apologise, it's not even OK for them to pick on someone when it's 1 on 1 cause they can't handle the shit.

ARRRSSSEEEEHOLLLESS

No we don't want more big brother fuck you very much GOLDMAN,
we auditioned this year but of course didn't get in cause we AREN'T arrogant cunts.

FUCK YOU TOO.

aarogant enough for you?

As for IDOL, results show about to start so here's praying for an awesome outcome!!!!

Dear God, Reality TV of late has been so emotionally destroying, from too much Cosi to not enough Michael Johns through to this disgusting display of chauvanistic behaviour on BB, please rectify the situation, or bring back Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Amen.

We Got So Sconed: Another Recipe!

!!!!SCONES!!!!!
10 mins to prepare
10 mins to cook!
Gets about a dozen...

Ingredients
450g (3 cups) self-raising flour
1 tbs caster sugar
80g butter, cubed, at room temperature
250mls (1 cup) milk, at room temperature
Self-raising flour, extra

Method
Preheat oven to 220°C. Measure all your ingredients. Combine the self-raising flour and caster sugar in a medium bowl. Use your fingertips to rub in the butter until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. To help incorporate some air into the mixture, keep the palms of your hands face-up as you lift the flour to rub in the butter. This will help make the scones lighter in texture. Note, room-temperature butter gives a better result than chilled butter in scones. It is also easier to incorporate into the flour when at room temperature. Butter helps give the scones a tender texture as well as adding flavour.
Add the milk all at once. Use a round- bladed knife to mix together using a cutting motion until evenly incorporated and the mixture begins to hold together. Do not over mix. Again, room-temperature milk is better to use in scones than milk straight from the fridge. The flour mixture needs less mixing to incorporate the room-temperature milk evenly, resulting in a lighter texture. The dough should be soft but not sticky. If it is a little dry, simply add a little more milk. Then bring dough together with your hands.
Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface and knead gently about 4-5 times with your hands, by pressing and then turning, until the dough is just smooth. It is important that you knead gently and don't handle the dough too much. If it is overworked, gluten in the flour will develop which will cause the scones to be tough in texture and heavy.
Use a lightly floured rolling pin to roll out the dough until about 2cm thick. (Alternatively, you can flatten the dough with the palm of your hand). Then use a round 5cm pastry cutter to cut out the scones. Dip the cutter into the extra flour before cutting out each scone. Use a straight-down motion to cut out the scones. Do not twist the cutter as this will cause the scones to rise unevenly during cooking. You can re-roll any scraps and cut more scones; however, these will be slightly less tender than the scones cut from the original dough and will rise less evenly.
As you cut out the scones, place them on a baking tray about 1cm apart. Placing them this close together will also help them rise evenly. I have found there is no need to grease or flour the tray. Sprinkle the tops of the scones with a little extra flour. Bake in preheated oven for 10-12 minutes or until golden and cooked through.

The best way to tell if the scones are cooked is to tap the top of one with your fingertips - if it sounds hollow when tapped, they are ready. Alternatively, insert a skewer into a scone - if it comes out clean, they are ready.

Take the scones out of the oven (Be sure to leave them on the tray AND use oven mits) and immediately wrap them in a clean tea towel. Wrapping the scones will keep them warm and will give them a soft crust.

They can be served warm with butter or jams and even whipped or thick cream.


When we were about 5 we made some scones with our madre, they smelt delicious but since we tend to fight alot, we got into a slap fest and mum forgot them in the oven and they burnt. So the two of us little shits took the scones out onto the farm and played dodgeball with each other. We got black eyes, but mostly from the charcoaled scones, we also swallow heaps of crappy, dry, dough but pretty much couldn't stop laughing. Then Elisha pift one over Williams head so high that it landed in the chookhouse, and killed 2 birds with the one scone.

Recovery

We still haven't recovered from our cunty fall and this week we have to fly home, lucky we fell AFTER we went to see big brother, but tomorrow we are goign to attempt to walk around Movie World with all of our bandages on!
Should be really really fun!

NOT!

Ouch, we hurt!
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BrisPain: A Sore Story From The Sunshine State

Il fait chaud... always too bloody warm in Queensland, then again, it could be worse, we hear there is almost snow on our doorstep back in NSW... But anyways, today we decided to go for a walk along a walking track through the suburbs of Brisbane, nothing spectacular... houses and trees... more trees, then some houses... pretty standard stuff in Brissie, but where we come from there are very few houses so we enjoy critiqing all the houses.
Queensland houses are very typical to one another as most are elevated off the ground due to very hilly suburbs. Our relos house has a spiral staircase out front leading to an upstairs front door which we've always thought was just fucking stupid since sometimes people arrive with heavy or awkwardly shaped objects. Like us with our suitcases on the day we arrived, bloody diffy cult.
Anyways, we've loaded up our ipods with the Wicked soundtrack (it's awesome we are goign to melbourne to see it later this year!!!!!!)
and headed off on our trek through north brissie.
We passed a row of identical two door cars, at least 8 of them in a row, all the same model (that new VW that looks like a jelly bean) and all of them either yellow, blue or black. We left our phones at home so couldn't grab a photo on our nokias but it was an hysterical side. Two car doors are funny enough as it is, getting in or out of them isn't exactly the most elegant thing to do in the world, especially with a huge arse, but a row of them on a street where the houses all look alike was priceless, fucken pissa. Anyways, we hurried past them as quickly as we could and got the the foot of a steep hill.
Coming down it was a granny with her shopping car, her floral dress made her look like a fun gran, so we prepared to say gday to her when we approached her.
About 3 metres ahead away from her the two of us were looking at each other and then suddenly we were rolling back down the hill with a shopping cart and someones grandma.
We landed adjacent to the second car in the line of VWs and got ourselves up immediately. We reached down to help grandma up and saw that she was laughing, but bleeding from the head. Ouch, we both reacted immediately, Elisha ran to the nearest house and knocke don the door and William bent down and lifted grandma onto the grass.
He asked her if she was ok, and she just smiled and said
"Apples were on special at Coles" and he turned around and saw almost 50 red apples spread out across the path and naturestrip, with one or two on the road and a fw under a yellow VW.
Then she closed her eyes and fell into Williams lap, the smile still on her face. He checked for a pulse, which she had, but knew she shouldn't go to sleep, so he tried to wake her up, some woman in her 40s in a dressing gown came out of her house with Elisha, she was on a portable phone talking to the ambulance.
William was still trying to wake the old lady up, she was making mumbled noises yet still smiling, so Elisha reacted on instinct and tipped her water bottle over the grannies face, she woke up almost instantaneously, we breathed a sigh of relief and told her she will be ok the ambulance was on it's way.
The woman in the house then proclaimed that she wasn't needed so turned around and went inside.... IF YOU READ THIS BITCH FACE, SCREW YOU, YOU COULD HAVE STAYED YA LAZY COW!
We were both covered in scraps, cuts and our own blood, our bodies ached and our heads hurt, the hill is pretty steep and we fell a fair way down, NEVER, EVER, AGAIN.... we will now live life without sharp objects, hard floors or dangerous situations beacuse we both look like we have pizza's for faces, William nearly lost a nipple, Elisha nearly gained one, so the least the bitch could have done was ask us if we needed help.
But no, of course not, typical bogan.
An yways, the ambulance arrived within minutes and we both yelled at some neighbours who were stickynosing
"Fuck off if you can't help us!" we told them, sick of onlookers who were lazy and didn't have a band aid....or fifty.
The ambos lifted the old lady onto the stretcher, when she saw the 2 men, she smiled even more, and told them about the apples too.
They asked us if we needed assistance, and whilst we did, we figured it was best to go back to Aunty Mays.
We arrived back, looking like sad sacks of shits and dripping blood, the walk pained us as each step seperated the rips in our skin, all the cuts and grazes rubbed against our clothes which were also worse for wear after the tumble. Then we reached the fucking stairs, we both looked at each other then with a burst of energy and ...tenactiy... strength or even recklessness, we ran nup the twisted stairs in 4 whole leaps. Arriving on the front landing, we collapsed immediately. William fell on top of our cousins cat Beckhamballs, who screeched and hissed then clawed William (who screamed like a bitch) till he escaped.
William just lied there in twice the agony than he was before, with many more lascerations across his back.
It was up to Elisha, she tried to reach up for the doorbell but couldn't reach it, then realised the knob was lower down and she COULD reach that... though it was locked. We both sat there for 5 minutes trying to decide what to do, then suddenly they heard someone coming up the steps... they reached the top and it was a woman, 59 years old (though 60 on wednesday as she kept telling us) carrying a small chihauhau (named Talouse-Latrec) she's our cousins neighbour and has been for 22 years.
She saw us and gasped, she asked what we were doing on the floor of the porch and with such horrible injuries all over...
We told her we couldn't get inside or get thier attention cause of the pain....
She replied... "Why didn't you just knock"
It was at that point we realised how fucking stupid we both are.


Love, us

Footy Tips /The Big Smoke

Sorry our footy tips are so late up, Trust us though the tips were done prior to the weekend its just we have been quite busy, been up to brissie cause our cousins live up there. They are so different from us those city folk cousins of ours, and we don't seem them very often but we always visit this timeof year so we can see a BB show together. This year we went to the first of the friday night live of the year (yes we saw the midget get hurt, not nice, not nice at all.) Poor Rima. All in all a few days away have been good for us but we look forward to arriving home on tuesday so will probably write then!
Love US

Biggest Fatties Finale! Cosi Doesn't Win WooWoo!

Now before anything, we haven't watched this weeks Idol yet because there's a few Aussie shows in thier first week.... or like tonight, thier last and so we recorded Idol and will watch it tomorrow night....

But for now...

THE BIGGEST FATTIES FINALE!

We like the biggest loser cause it's a reality show you can cry too for something GOOD.

We always call Debbie Carol, cause she looks like a carol!

Michael doesn't look as good as what he coulda but Shaun looked fucking fantastic!!! Michael needs to be having sex with Sheridan 24/7 so he sweats it all out!

John looks better than what he could've considering his health.

Sheridan looks stunning!!!!!!!

Our pick is for Allison to win and second best would have to be Sam. Maybe even equal first, who knows.

So we've established the little tosser Corey is going into the house. The show just lost 2 fans, and according to "ratings law" that means probably about 20,000 or more other people are switching off too! Here's hoping that the housemates run the tude little cunt into the ground. He doesn't deserve to be on there nor does he deserve anything other than a "Wayne Carey" glass in his face. Violent, sad, but true, he's an IDIOT, WHY IS HE GOING ON THERE!?!?! We were under the impression that by ocming back in 2008 they'll be making the show better, not running it so far into the ground they are making even it's biggest fans disgusted!!! And we stuck by it through the turkey slapping and everything!

Here's hoping one of the blue teamsters or one of the few nice red team members can take home this money! Or even a black teamster.

Cosi is a Mozzie! OI! OI! OI!

anyways...

Think we prefered Nicola (if at all) when she was fat, now she just looks like a cheap hooker! And the next person to deserve Wany Careys wine glass in his face is COSI! What a tosser, thinking he's al cool, can't wait to spit in his face. Bring him down to earth a little. Gary is OK, but too friendly with Cosi. And where was Va-J.J.? Was his little escape costly of any finale benefits??? HAHA.

Ajay is rude and ignorant to presume it was a good day for us to find out that Cosi is going to be a father. Some people only deserve a slap across the face. Ajay, keep going and you will too.

That's not fair, Steven shouldn't be allowed on there! Ha ha how embarrasing for the poor fattie when his daughter starts to cry as he picks her up!
Yay Michelle is who we are excited about AND WOAH! Quick call the fire brigade, we got a hot one here! And Bryce also.....
WOAH! Here's hoping he can take out the prize.
Hah! They can't get hold of VaJJ!

WOW Bryce has lost 52.2kgs!!!! I guess 31/32 thousand is better than 30 grand.

It's such a shame that both of us aren't chubby, we could apply!! We still good, and Elisha be like a running temptation gag who's trying to get healthy (she's incredibly thin for her age and height, it makes Mum worry) whilst William competes in the house as his man boobs also make mum worry.
(They also make me giggle)
Also, it's unfortunate that we aint good looking enough to compete in the big brother house, Elisha's 10 times the man that most of them are!

Michelle must be auditioning for deal or no deal with her new haircut.

Pardon us while we vomit with Cosi thinking he's a sensation. HE'S A PRICK. NOTHING MORE. A TINY SHRIVELED DICK AT THAT, AND HAHA BRYCE LOST MORE WEIGHT AND EW HE BET NICOLE BET PERCENTAGE SHHHIIITTTTT! How dare he compare himself to Homer Simpson! PFFFT FUCK OFF LOSER.

Nicola the mole-a, won't beat his percentage which we'd prefer her to hve it over him. Ouch, Gary needs 62.5 kgs to beat mozi, he'll probably get 55.........................FUCK 70 POINT FUCKING 9!!!! WOW!!!!!

WOOOOT COSI GETS NO MONEY, LAHOOOOZAAAHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

If we were Gary we'd roar too. Except we'd do it in mozis face. Sheridan looks like she can challenge Gary for the money!!! OOHHH, Shitvers!
41.3 kgs is what she needs "that's an olsen twin she says" hahaha she's funny! We liked her so all the best love.................FUCK!!! where Gary was 34% Sheridan the darling has hit 3 7!!!! SUCK IT COSI!

Here comes Carol, oops I mean Debbie, wow 43.1 kgs!!!! Good on her! She's lost more than some of the youngsters, WAY more and she's older so it's harder for her not only that but she left the competition earlier!

Shaun needs 62.5 but perhaps he's done it cause he looks awesome! Also for his age.
80 fucking kilos!!!!!! well, 79.8 FUCK! Poor sheridan, but still, Shaun is deserving! He woulda worked his arse off. from bloody 10% more than Sheridan. Don't think anyone can beat him from here!
GO SHAUN! Good on you, you look GREAT! 30 Grand is a nice days picnic.

Kirsten looks so skinny!!! If she wins, we won't be dissappointed, good on her, it's just we want to see the others win more.

Sam doesn't look as cute now that he's skinny! Awwwwww!

GO ALISON!!!

WWWWWOOOWWWW, Is that Alison or Sophie Faulkner!? FUCK!
Well, guess she DID want to become a yummy mummy, did she want to be a MILF tho? HOPE SO!

Why is Alison featured on a biggest loser fit club ad when the others haven't. does that mean she won it?!?!?

wow Alison is 66kgs WOAH!!!! Sheeshers!!!
Kirsten doesn't pull in enough numbers but still should be extremelly proud of her efforts.... Good on ya Kiki! But it's up to Sam......

He needs about 70.2kgs lost to win this.........................71!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAMMY!!!!!!
Bittersweet since we really wished Alison could win it, but still
GGGGGOOOOO SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's gunna be some "world first" so guess we'll stick around for it...
After this commercial break....
Ads..... PFFT.
It's probably goign to be runner up prizes for Kiki and Alili but who knows with this show!

Hope Terri gets to go back into the house. Make amends for her problems with Nobbi (Asians in general).

Ha ha the surprise is they are going to weigh all the contestants together...

Together they weighed 4051.9kgs!!! Sheesh! Now they we 2897!!!

Good on them, and love the obnoxious laugh from AJay it's so cute!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Contestants Jewelllery was supplied by "The Family Jewels" Oh how we love Australia!

Oh shit Lost is on and we're missing the start!!!!!!!!

tata!

GO SAM!

Poll Results

Howdy, poll results are in again,



Firstly...
TEDIUM SET IN WHEN....
Oprah gave another gift... (15%)
Britney made another headline... (24%)
Amy Winehouse HAD another line... (24%)
Paris has a new reality show... (9%)
ANOTHER baby adopted by a Hollywood Mole... (27%)
33 helped deicde what they were sick of... soon there will be a male version!

Secondly...
WHO WOULD LOOK HOTTEST IN THE NUDE....
Laura Bush (0%)
Ali G (20%)
Dame Edna (30%)
Rubeus Hagrid (50%)
A quickie this one was with a better than expected result, poor Laura Bush Left out in the cold with zero votes. POOR POOR LAURA, WHATCHYA GUNNA DO? Your husband is a moron, watchoo gunna doooo!
GO HAGRID!

Thirdly....
BEST IDOL SHOW SO FAR...
Auditions (5%)
Hollywood (5%)
Semi Finals (16%)
Top 12 - Lennon/McCartney (22%)
Top 11 - The Beatles (11%)
Top 10 - Year Of Birth (38%)
Looks like Top 10 was a clear winner.

Fourthly....
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF PAST YEAR OR SO....
Surf's Up! (14%)
Ratatouille (44%)
Bee Movie (7%)
The Simpsons Movie (22%)
Shrek The Third (0%)
Horton Hears A Who (7%)
Beowulf (3%)
A tremendous 27 voted this round of Animation, can't wait for WALL-E!

Thanks to everyone for voting, we both are pleased with the responses, don't forget to look for our easter egg poll and also the rest of them on the side of the page!

Enjoy, love us!

25 fucking points

T'was just playing bejewelled for like an hour on and off, and was soooo close to beating Williams high score in action mode.... so fucking close I tell you. I thought I was going to beat it and got all fucking cocky only to miss out on it by 25 fucking points. 25 points I tell you, I'm so very pissed off about it all. William thinks its quite funny mind you, And his been rubbing it in bad. Ah well, I think after playing that game for that amount of time I did I have had enough for of it for a while. Though I do really wanna beat his score at it!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fucking stupid BB is so shithouse this year, So dissapointing. Corey so better not be going into the house I swear or they deserve to be axed, And we have always supported BB up until now. His no fucking superstar, his just some wanker or a kid who thinks his top shit because he had an outragous party... cool.... NOT! Lets all go out and be fuckheads and chuck a massive party full of no one we know and cause alot of damage to others property and cop cars and then we will all be cool ass celebraties too......

The House Mates

They all seem young again this year besides Terri of course. Burt one old fart doesn't make the average high any higher. Just makes them stick out like a sore thumb



Terri seems like a laugh, if not racist.



Saxon seems like a tool, like the other Saxon. Either this guy is really full on or he's an actor. A bad one at that.



Haha now that Terri has gone in it's kind of refreshing to hear the commentary coming from Kyle and Jackie O even though they are being kind of mean this is what they are good at... talking about stuff on the radio.



William can relate to Bianca cause he has big boobs too. Hope this is an example of 'more than meets the eye' tho cause they were supposed to be getting varied housemates... not bloody more young big boobied babes!



Just missed somebody cause we were making popcorn but we walked in on Bridget who seems just another blonde bimbo.



Oooh, a doctor! or a vet! hehe! We like her already! Alice looks like an absolute darling and hope we see lots of her!



Travis looks really annoying, and not just because he likes the backstreet boys. Oh yeah and the voice too. But how can he be straight? Oh, a good news bible, that "explains" it. But yes, he did look pissed off at Kyles comments. But he's gone onto Big Brother, get used to it.



Rory looks like he also might be more than meets the eye even tho hid body is easy on the eye....



but it's Renee who's got us cheering again like we did for Alice. She's all tomboy like and works at an abbattoir, hope her and Alice get along!

OK, now things just get ridiculus, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING AGAIN!!!!

What happened to diversity!?!?!?!?!?

ARSEHOLES!

Love, Us

Ten Minutes To Go!

Yay Big Brother starts tonight so we thought we'd introduce the housemates to y'all!
We've already met a few...

Terri the 53 yr old grandma with a fetish for Pauline Hanson
Travis, some annoying guy with an annoying voice
Dixie looks like a tonne of fun and good value all the way
Saxon makes it twice for a 'Saxon' in the house... who knew it was a real name?!?
Rima looks like a gun and can't wait to watch her "patronize the patronizers"!

We think it's hilarious they advertised the housemates to be revealed during SYTYCDA but instead showed them during Rove making people tune into SYTYCDA! haha, crap show, it needs Todd McKenney to pass out on the stage in a pool of his own vomit and urine.

so who else will there be??? Only ten minutes to go!

Footy Tippen

Her Tips His Tips
0 Essendon Essendon 0
1 Geelong Geelong 1
1 Carlton Carlton 1
2 Bulldogs Bulldogs 2
2 St. Kilda Port Adelaide 3
3 Brisbane Brisbane 4
3 Sydney North Melb 4
4 Hawks Hawks 5

Current tally will be added once we've added up last week!

Elisha 29 William 25

Alone

It's never a good thing when you're walking the streets at night and you're alone and suddenly you hear running footseps towards you. What do you do then, do you shit yourself and run or shit yourself and stay on the stop. Maybe ducking your head a little or giving out a litle yelp...

That's what you might do but all Elisha and Louise could do as the man ran towards them was stand there pretending to be trees.

So the man ran past them, not seeing them in the darkness nor Elisha's backpack which she hastily dropped. But he certainly felt the rock as it connected with his face as he hit a bush of scotch thistles.

But all they could do was stand there pretending to be trees.

Until the man looked up and noticed he wasn't alone.

He then ran off again.

Poor guy.

Tips' So Far!!!

Her Tips His Tips
Essendon Essendon
Geelong Geelong
Carlton Carlton
Bulldogs Bulldogs
St. Kilda Port Adelaide
Brisbane Brisbane
Sydney North Melb
Hawks Hawks

How did you get port William, ya fucken arsehole!?

Her Tips

Essendon
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
St. Kilda
Brisbane
Sydney
Hawthorn

Poll Results!

Well well well, haven't we all been passionate about Michael Johns' performance of We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions in fact 50% of voters voted for the aussie! And neither of us could agree more, close behind was David C's Elenor Rigby, well not close since Michael was a runaway and a last minute vote secured one for David A's You're The Voice...
Which also won worst performance round 2 equivalent with 'American votes Kristy through' and both finished up on 26%, closer behind this time is Kristy Pee with God Bless the USA with 16% and even tighter behind is Rammys In my Life from Top 12... with 13%
We also polled peoples favourite puzzle and Sudoku won that (our new one will be ready soon) next behind is Crosswords (38% and 26% respectively) and who thought spot the difference would make a dash for the finish line with 23%. We know we didn't!

There are more polls than ever now so hope you keep voting and don't forget to scroll down for the results and perhaps an easter egg poll!

Twins In Cinemascope!

Hey kids we've got a new blog initiative going now...

THE TWINS IN CINEMASCOPE!
http://twinsinfilmville.blogspot.com/
We'll be putitng movie reviews up and once our book club gets going we'll start our own book club too!

First book will be Damien Leiths 'One More Time' so hope you get yours to join us!

cheers big ears' and same goes' big noses!
US!

He's Here... The Idol Of Americaaaaa!

Who knew David Cook could do Phantom so well, yikes! Well guess we all figured after last weeks Pariah Carey ditty he has this in the bag... FINGERS CROSSED!!!!

But he was the last performer for the night so who how did they all go before him...

To the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber we begin...



Overture: Syesha, a sexy, sultry jazzed up peice complete with hair moose. An awesome leap from the crapola balladry yet her voice is still generic and or boring, there may just be no winning for poor Siyesha, though a career in the touring company of Hairspray perhaps.
6/10... 3 each.


Act One Scene Two: Jason Castro jumps into the freezing cold deep end and sings Memory from Cats. His voice works nicely with this song cause it's about desperation, it's about dying, it's about pain. His voice works on a level that his big notes are restrained but thought out and thoughtFUL, but mostly MEANINGful... if you get our drift. Though our mum hated it so that wasn't good, she hated it enough to call us upstairs to tell us!
8/10 from us (4 each) but 2/10 from mum "For showing up!"

Act One Finale: Brooke White, ooh interesting choice from Brookers this week! Eeeek, ouch, breaks our little tar filled hearts to hear her stuff up, extremelly brave however, even though she sounds awesome, despite the stuff up we still, love, her... However, we digress, this is the second time our darling Brooke has slipped up, the first time was allowed because she was in control, this time, she stopped everyone, and whilst that was brave, it could backfire. But still, back on track, the recovery is something special and she's singing her little non-tar-filled heart out!
9/10 (4 and a half on each)

Entracte: David Archuleta steps up to open our second act with a doozy (in a good way) of a song from Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, Think of Me..think of us genius, Andrew-Lloyd-Web-Er, and whilst we like this arrangement it's not really as memorable as the classic yet boring original, which is saying something. Sir Lloyd Webber is spot on though, we learnt this when we worked at KFC, you disconnect with your audience when you close your eyes. Mean, imagine if we closed our eyes here...
It'ds loiok like this! oh shit, ok so that wasn't that bad, but this song kinda is but still... Agree with Simon but also strangely like the arrangement...
7/10 (3 and a half each) Disneyish again. We half expected a red lobster to jump up to kiss the girl.

Act Two Scene Two: Carly Smithson breaks new christian ground on Idol by singing a song that mentions Jesus Horatio Christ about 39 times (shock horror) but still she's kicking arse!!! WooWoo, gospel rock really suits her so hope next week is the songs of Hillsongs...
9and a half/10.

Finale Ultimo: David Cook. Wow. All we need to say. If he doesn't win this then the show is silly.
10/10!

Playout/Exit Music:
Tomorrow night/tonight Syesha was good but we don't like her so bottom 3, also David Archuleta, and unfortunetly Jason there too.
Tho Brooke might be vulnerable, BROOKEBACKERS UNITE!!!
woowoo!

Best David Cook
Next Carly Smithson
Third Brooke White
SoSo Jason Castro
Meh Syesha Mercado
Bah! David Archuleta

Love, We....


look out for our footy tips too!!!

I Wanna Be Like Lindsay!

So we too can go to jail for one whole day and come out as Lesbians!!!


that silly, silly, bitch.

His Tips

I couldn't be bothered waiting for Elisha to put her tips on the fridge (though she's always got her tits IN the fridge :p ... oh wait, that's me) oops, sorry Ellie, wel always, I'm bored and she's on a date with the guy she stole off me so here's my tips!


ESSENDON!!!
Geelong
Carlton
Bulldogs
Port Adelaide
Brisbane
North Melb
Hawthorn

Our Space

Woowoo, the twins are on My Space now kiddies so come join in the festivities and add us as your friend!
http://www.myspace.com/twinsofbelleville
We love you too!

Elisha and William

Andy Lloydy Webby

SONG CHOICES FOR IDOL THIS WEEK!!!

woo woo, things got a little rough this week in the Thorpy house, but Elisha is going to write that up tomorrow night, anyways, onto idol song choices with our favourite week... MUSICALS!!!!!! AAANNNDDDD just to spice things up a little bit we're going to chuck in song choices from (some of) the evicted contestants cause we really really love musicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SYESHA MERCADO: With One Look from Sunset Boulevard... Could We Start Again Please/I Don't Know How To Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar MEMORY from CATS!

DAVID ARCHULETA: CLOSE EVERY DOOR from JOSEPH!!!

BROOKE WHITE: Another Suitcase In Another Hall from Evita... Everything's Alright from JCS

DAVID COOK: Poor Jeruselem from JCS... Oh What A Circus from Evita... Don't Cry For Me Argentina!

KRISTY LEE COOK: One More Angel In Heaven from Joseph (cause she likes her coloured coat songs)

MICHAEL JOHNS: Poor Jerusalem from JCS... Good Night and Thank You from Evita

JASON CASTRO: Make Up My Heart from Starlight Express... Any Dream Will Do from Joseph

CARLY SMITHSON: Take That Look Off Your Face* from Tell Me On A Sunday... You Must Love Me from Evita

AMANDA OVERMEYER: By Jeeves from By Jeeves... I'm Very You, You're Very Me from Tell Me On A Sunday

CHIKIEZE EZE: One More Angel In Heaven... Capped Teeth And Ceaser Salad from Tell Me On A Sunday

Hope it's another good one this week!

*Flippin' love this song, "Take that look of your face (take that look off your face). I can see through your smile (I can see through your smile), You would learn to be right, I bet you couldn't sleep well last night, coudln't wait..." WOOWOO!

The Apostlypse

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH, AS IT IS, IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US, AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
Amen.







prologue
The young man had gone through his fair share of heartache and pain, break-ups, bullying, molestation, girlfriends miscarriage, you name it he was there. That's why he turned to the Almighty. The almighty God, the Church.
He stepped into the chapel, a slight limp in his right leg caused by a stab wound. Two dollars in the collection tin at the entry.
The start of something grand.

-Who are you and where does God fit into your life? The preist started his sermon. A good turn out for such a windy winters morning.

It left the young Man pondering who he truly was. Who he was in God, who God was in him.

-To be one in your relationship with God you MUST worship, and admire, and know that Jesus died for our sins, give up those luxuries in life that Satan has bought upon us to lead us away from the church and God.

With that, he did.

Ten years later, the young man not so young. His problems, not a spec of dust on the podium where he stands and reads from the bible every day for the hundreds of worshipers that flock to his church.

The Apostlypse. By William A. Thorpopoulis. 22/12/04
Circa. Year 2056

A young man stood on the cold stone steps of the church, bottle of Vodka in one hand, his other resting on the knee with the stab wound, his right. Why he hadn't gone to the hospital is beyond anyone's mind, but this isn't a time where hospitals are the place to go, this is a time of worship, and thankfulness of the lord who bought us here. The man, one of the very few left in Satan's possession. The rest of the world has bowed it's knee's to the church, not necessarily by choice, but when does a member of public get to do something without authorities having a hand in tearing that down. So the world has come to this, No public bars, no local swimming pools, not even a child care centre to look after the little ones. A church on every street, taking over from the houses which have now become huge halls, where our residents of earth spend there days, not working, but worshiping, the only food source comes from the lord's good will and power. From where exactly, this writer does not know.
It all started 7 long years ago. A leader in the catholic church put their foot down about some illegal happenings at a town hall, and quicker than you could say 'abomination', it happened. Children were being ripped out of schools, television stations burning down to a crispy burnt nothing, the town's, then states, then countries and lastly, the World's supply of alcohol, drained into the oceans and rivers. We couldn't have Satan taking over the earth, the earth which God so lovingly made.
Eventually there was nothing, a barren land of people, very few animals, and the only buildings left standing, the Church.
For the first year the two main church denominations, Christian and Catholic, fought for power, but nothing could succeed the power of the Catholic faith, that bought down every other belief system known to man.

The following years involved men working side by side, while the wives stayed at home pregnant, due to lack of contraceptives, or gathering food from the little resources left. The church denounced food eventually though, saying the only food we need is the food of love from the lord and god. The population followed like the sheep they had become since MTV hit television screens, fearing the worst had they not. For that is what the church promised. Faith, or death.

Not many chose death, a few chose to defy the church and ran off into the wilderness, never to be seen again. Except for one, our friend here on the church steps. One who has now seen the light.
The man had run off as a young man at his Father's orders.

-Run, run Billy, for your life, for your Mother, for me, do it, now.

And he gave him a sack containing a few belongings. A family picture, some bread and fruit, some tin food and a bottle of water.

-And here, Billy, take this, a bottle of Vodka, your grandma gave it to us for our housewarming last year, take it, but DON'T let anyone find it, or catch you drinking it. Now GO.

Billy ran off, leaving his half dead mother and grieving Father to be slaughtered by the Zealots for not participating in mass that morning.
One Zealot had followed, but Billy soon lost him in the forest on the edge of town.
Now Billy returns, Vodka in hand, at our local church door.

On his way through a dense part of now rubble, a crazy old man, wearing a long ragged coat jumped out and stabbed Billy, his free hand reaching for the bottle. A slight yelp and quick rumble later, the old man lay dead, his head squashed between two concrete blocks, probably from what was someone's house. Billy hadn't meant to kill the man, only to defend his rights and the full bottle of vodka that hadn't left his person in over 5 years.

Billy sat down on a rock and opened the bottle, the 8 year old bottle of spirits fresh and full of demons only Satan could know. The smell hit Billy's nose, it knocked him back. He held his nose and tipped the entire bottle onto his bleeding leg. A scream to awake the dead filled the streets.
A thousand heads popped out of every nook and cranny, followed by bodies, all with crosses and pictures of Jesus printed on their shirts.

-Be one with God. Their voices rang through his ears, was it time. It was time. He ventured unto the nearest Church.

Bringing us to the now, as God so often does, Billy stands on the cold stoned steps, his toes poking through the tatty shoes he has worn since he ran away.

He opens the door.
A not so young man stand in the doorway, bible in hand, close to his heart. Probably 50 people lay on the ground, smiles from ear to ear, hands on hearts, speaking a language not known to man, but known to a god. Billy walks in. Billy knows what he's getting himself into, he watched it all happen from his spot in the forest, in the trees. Billy knows nothing, Billy's with God now. Billy is no-one.
God.




THE END


ps. wrote this years ago and couldn't be bothered checking it for spelling or errors now, didn't even re-read it but enjoy!

Footy Tipping Results

ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda _______
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn _______
______ north melbourne
carlton carlton
TIE!
_______ port adelaide

Elisha 25 William 20

Footy Tips Round 4

ELISHA WILLIAM
st kilda Essendon
geelong geelong
adelaide adelaide
hawthorn brisbane
collingwood north melbourne
carlton carlton
bulldogs bulldogs
west coast port adelaide

Recipe Number 3!!!

CHOCOLATE CRACKLES!!!

4 cups Rice Bubbles
1 ½ cups sifted icing sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
250gm hard vegetable shortening or copha.. we reccomend the copha
2 tablespoons cocoa
24 patty pans

Mix the first 3 ingredients and cocoa together.
Melt the vegetable shortening or copha in a small pan (be vigilant!) and then
Pour in melted vegetable shortening into the coconut/cocoa/rice bubbles and icing sugar mix.
Mix them together with a spoon, thoroughly so the mixture is all brown
Put into patty pans and chill in the fridge
Makes 24

Choccy crackles are an excellent treat for telly, parties, school or even just to have on hand instead of lollies!

When we were young we once took a box of choccy crackles to school and threw them at some bullies! We got in more trouble than the bullies ever did though because one of the chocolate crackles blinded Rokko who now has the most gorgeous guide dog cause of us....

Pariah Mariah Carey and the Scary Idol n Abdul Debut

Great, another night of over produced, under written pop ballads about poor little Mariah bigboobs and the man she can't get. Poor poor Mariah, what's you gunna do, Mariah the pariah, whatchoo gunna do? Go on Idol of course, so here goes.

Randy Jacksons Wet Dream (a novella in 7 parts)

Chapter One: David Archuleta, bet he does 'When you Believe' low and behold, pffft, what a litte trollop. Typ-i-cal. Bring on Syesha and 'Hero' or another drenchy ballad. But here goes David and his voice still doesn't sound very appealing, yeah he's hitting notes but he sounds like he's being strangled. overall, 6/10

Chapter Two: Carly, now the proceedings shold begin, she's singing Without You, surprise surprise, if she hadn't tho she'd fail. Tho it's started and sounds a tad Kelly Clarkson, but sitll, nice, intense. 8/10

Chapter Three: Ha! Syesha! What a surprise, and no she's not singing Hero or a shit song we don't care for though, hang on yeah, it's another song we couldn't give two shakes of a hoot owl for. Screechy, bent and just plain generic, 7/10

Chapter Four: Brooke decides upon Hero, how sweet and we can only imagine where this is going. We like brooke, she has that whole Delta thing going, can't wait to hear her originals.. this is nice, accoustic, no backing orchestra, beautiful. lovely. 9/10

Chapter Five: Klitsy sing song shit all country like, she's crap so let's move on. 0/10

Chapter Six: David Cook, wow wow wowoowow smokin' hot, this guy is crazy cool (even cooler than The Vengaboys) and HE MUST WIN IT!!!
Who isn't sick of this song and then to hear this version shit all over everything else so far, 10/10 WE MISS MICHAEL!!!!!

Chapter Seven: Jason Castro, really good to see Mariahs input working, some of these guest mentors don't do thier job properly, but that's a tad surprising. Anyways, another nice, latino/accoustic flavoured ditty from Jason, sit really nice with him. 9/10

Epilogue: A few standouts, but David C wiped the floor with everyone else. Kristy should go it was horrid. If someone good goes again then the voters are silly. Tho it's already happened we don't know and shall find out soon!

Ciao, ciao, US!

Hairy, Carey and Scary Strawberries

Afternoon,

Idol is on tonight, woowoo, but unfortunetly we don't like Mariah Carey so we aren't doing a song list. And as usual it will be full of ballads and christians songs because we know Mariah epitimizes everything christian.

Our weekend was cool, we went to an op shop and bought a second hand vinyl player because we accidently broke the other one in a slapping bitch fight because William wanted to listen to Madonna and Elisha was up for Pet Shop Boys. Needless to say the gloves came on and the hair came out and the bitch (whichever one of us, take your pick) knocked the thing off our kitchen bench and it landed on our chihauau Wesley.

William dug a hole by the backyard pond for Wesley Goulash DePingleton and mum sang a jesus song whilst Elisha made a coffin. The three of us as a wonderful team. All togetherness.

R.I.P WESLEY GOULASH

We went to work as usual this week, early starts are a killer when you like to party, yes, we like to party, we like, we like to party, ahhh, the Vengaboys were crazy awesome! Anyways, the strawberry farm we work at isn't a hassle to get to or nothing so we generally allow a 30 min sleep in. Anyways, tuesday morn for some reason we didn't. In fact we both woke up 30 mins earlier and decided to leave straight for work. We have no idea why, boredom we figured but ended up leaving much earlier than we needed too as we are usually the first to arrive in the morning... (So first to leave in the afternoon).

So anyways, neglecting to pack our lunches, Darlene in the lunch room packs a mean Meat Pie on tuesdays, we set off for work in the darkness.

Our styrofoam cupped coffees kept our hands warm as we walked the 20 minute shortcut. It cuts thru a small woods away from the road, but we can still see and hear cars on the country road, though that's never the case this early in the morning, as we said we are the first people to arrive and the road leads directly to the farm so there's no need for traffic at 3:30am.

But tuesday morning there was and we both stopped dead in our tracks to look at each other. We could hear an engine start up ahead in the distance and then speed off towards our direction. Whoever it was, they were leaving the farm and we certainly didn't want to go there alone, the short, skinny stoner and short, fat queen of pink William. Yeah, we'd do a fuck load of good on our own so we went to call the police but our mobiles were left on our fucking bedside tables. So anyways, Elisha got this sudden burst of courage and thinking about Neils farm she ran for the farm.

Squabbling behing, William puffed his way there also.

When we arrived there wasn't a car in the park nor a smashed window. We checked the crops and sheds, but nothing. Not a single broken or suspicious thing, zilch out of place. Hmm. so we sat down and caught our breaths and waited. And waited and waited and waited, finally Neil rocked up and commented to us about being early as usual. We didn't know if we should tell him about the car or not, but one thing was for sure, the car dind't sound like anybodies we know.

Anyways, we got to work immediately, starting on mulching, and from the very first row we felt there was something wrong. We stopped and looked at each other in the nazy blue darkness, our only light from inside the office so we switched on our neck lamps. We began the process (It involves manure let's not get into that) and got past the first block when we noticed the ground had been comprimised. We dug around a little with our mulcher but nothing was amoungst the dirt. But then we noticed a fallen strawbub (our affectionate nickname for ungrown strawberries) which was unusual since the soil we use produces a strong crop. Anyways, there were another and another and we followed a short trail to behind a small bush of fully grown berries. Again we double took each other and then began feeling around. Suddenly we both picked up a rotten strawberry each and dropped them, but they 'chinked' on our buckets so we picked them up again...
What we found was, hmm, what we mean is, and we don't say this at all lightly, if anyone finds out, especially the person who's car that was we could get killed, but we found stashed inside some strawberries as if they were some kind of box was ....4 diamond rings! Just smooshed into the strawberries. Like, hello, what the fuck!? We heard the back door open suddenly and stashed the rings into our pockets and kept going on our work, well pretended to- at least attempted to pretend to since Neil came over and gave us a ciggie each and a coffee and we sat down on some fold-ups and chatted about the footy last weekend. Neil only got 3 in the office tipping comp so we gave him shit for it but then we shut up immediately as he suddenly asked us why we were sweating in the cold.
"Hot from work" we answered in unison reading each others minds, or our own central processing brain we share... and he shrugged it off. William was looking out for where Neil was looking at to make sure it wasn't towards the rings and Elisha was watching his body language for lying. But he came off clean. Though we really really had lots and lots of fun all day watching out for suspicious behaviour from everyone else. So much so that whilst doing that we forgot about the rings and still have them. In our overall pockets, wrapped up in snotty handkercheif, all four of them.
At least all four that we could find.
Shit.

Footy Tipping Results.

Footy Tipping results end up as follows....
Elisha: 20 William: 15

What shall this week bring?

We went outside and kicked the footy around today, it wasn't very warm and a tad windy but still, footy in all weathers- winter sport and all.
We played 2 on 2 with Sascha and Trinity (don't ask) and Michael Pattersen umpired for us. Of course we won, Sascha can't kick and Trinny has a wooden foot (don't ask) but still we had a few laughs and noone got knocked out by the wooden foot this time!

POLL RESULTS #2

Heylo, gots some poll results.

Looks like more people want a horror movie themed crossword more than anything, though superhero related wasn't far behind. So perhaps we'll put both on! Needless to say 50% of people chose PROMNIGHT with 30% for superhero and 10% each for Lindsay and Cartoon in our lowest voted on poll yet! Hehe! PROMNIGHT Sudoku will be up soon!

TV RESULTS!!! This is the bigger one folks, LOST wins out with 32% or 8 votes, next behind though and equal with 24% is Heroes and Buffy, Supernatural showed it wasn't unloved with 8% and surprisingly 12% of people we surveyed prefer X Files, Torchwood or Twin Peaks, one under the 'other' category!

Thanks for voting and check out our other polls as they come along!

OH HAPPY DAY!

OH HAPPY DAY!!!!
COSI HAS FIIIINNAAALLLLYYY BEEEEN KICKED OUT!!!!
WOOWOO!!!!
Now the game can begin, FINALLY.

BUT

FUCK YOU FOR KICKING OUT MICHAEL YOU ARSEHOLES!!!!

Footy Tipping...round...4??

Hiiiidy ho, hoes, here's his and hers footy tips for this week!


Essendon Bombers Vs Western Bulldogs; Elisha Dogs, William: Bombers
St Kilda Saints Vs Geelong Cats; Both: Cats
North Melbourne Kangaroos Vs Melbourne Demons; Both: Roos
Sydney Swans Vs West Coast Eagles; Both: Roos
Port Adelaide Power Vs Brisbane Lions; Elisha: Power, William: Lions
Hawthorn Hawks Vs Adelaide Crows; Both: Hawks
Carlton Blues Vs Collingwood Magpies; Both: Pies
Fremantle Dockers Vs Richmond Tigers; Both: Freo

Yoinks, there we go again picking similarly, Go the bombers!

Song Choices - Top 8

If last years Idol Gives Back is anything to go by then the theme would be... SONGS OF INSPIRATION





Michael: Khe Sahn or When The War Is Over by Cold Chisel...


Brooke: Something Annie Lennoxy maybe? Walking On Broken Glass perhaps?


David C: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.


Carly: God Bless The Child by...Billie Hollyday? Ray Charles? cannae remember...


Jason: Since he did Hallelujah already there's nothing other that With Or Without You to be done.


Siyesha: Some trashy ballad no doubt.


David A: Someday my prince will come from Cinderella.


Kristy Lee: Nothing. Whatever. Who cares.

Let's hope that it's a good night for it!

RECIPE NUMERO DUO!

ANZAC BISCUITS!!!

INGREDIENTS...

2 cups Plain Flour
225 grams butter or margarine
1 cup sugar
4 tablespoons golden syrup (cane syrup)
1 cup desiccated coconut
2 cups rolled oats

PREPARATION...

1. Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl, and melt the syrup and butter in a saucepan. If necessary add a little water to the mix.
   
2. Mix the wet and dry ingredients and roll into small balls and flatten on oven trays
   
3. Bake at 150°C (300°F) for about 15 minutes.

This is a bloody delish treat and not ONLY for the 25th of April.

Speaking of Anzac Days... GO BOMBERS!

Go Pies!

Shit Names for Drag Queens

Here's a list of the Top Ten Worst Names to Name Your Inner Drag Queen...

10. Totti Tittybits... this isn't Sesame Street people!

9. Norma Jean.... and this proves exactly what? Marylin Monroe was an icon, anyone who names themselves Norma Jean is just asking to be bitch slapped.

8. Amanda Hugenkis ... or any other name derived from a Bart Simpson joke... you're supposed to be original here!

7. Misty Muffington... We think it might be taken so that's a good reason to stay away! But as gay men you're supposed to vomit at the thought of a misty muff.

6. Lavine N. Rose... actually....

5. Tina Titbag... that's Williams' drag queen name!

4. ANYTHING Minogue... there's enough Kylie drags already!

3. Gaye LePouf... you don't want to be labelled or nothing...

2. Muffy St. John... what are you, in a horror movie or something?

and the Worst drag name is.........

1. Val Valix... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Where's Kelly?

Idol Gives Back is on this week, woowoo, last year was awesome and Kelly Clarkson was the highlight of the night, SO WHERE IS SHE THIS WEEK!?
HMPF, despite the lack of Clarkson, we'll still have the Clark Sons, well Brothers who played last weeks results show, 'This Little Light' that was awesome and NO DRUMS! phwoar! So hope they do another song and not that same one, unless they performed last week instead of doign Idol Gives Back... but anyways... here's some other hopes for the toher guests...
Robin Williams, hope he says something funny...
Celine Dion, hope her head explodes! But she'll probably sing with Elvis or some other rotting corpse boght to life by computers...
Forest Whitaker, hope he wins the oscar...
Billy Crystal, hope he doesn't hook up with Robin Williams to make Father's Day 2...
Dane Cook, hope he forgets to show up...
Kiefer Sutherland, hope he doesn't have to run off to defuse some bomb...
Vanessa Hudgens, hope she shows her tits...
Ashley Tisdale, hope she shows her muff...
Jennifer Connolly, hope she's improved since Labyrinth
Elliott Yamin, hope he GET'S FUCKED!
Fantasia, hope she doesn't...
Amy Adams, which one? the Idol one or Film? Probably film.. hope so... she owes us our money back for Enchanted...
Bono, hope he says something profound...
Brad Pitt, hope he shows his cock...
Reese Witherspoon, hope it's with Jake...
Miley Cyrus, hope i can find the remote in time to turn her off...
Mariah Carey, see above
Eli Manning, hope he... who?
Peyton Manning, hope she... who?
Fergie, see Miley and Mariah...
Chris Daughtry, hope he duets with David Cook, Jason Castro and Michael Johns...
Carrie Underwood, hope she doesn't with Kristy Pee...
Annie Lennox, she's so fine, no expectations, she always amazes...
John Legend, we saw that I Am Legend movie, it's ok, was he like the dark seeker or something?
Snoop Dogg, hope he doesn't shit inside...
Maroon 5, they're always shit inside... outside.. anywhere...
Heart, we heart Heart, hope they do something cooool that ISN'T Alone!
Gloria Estefan, hope she turns the beat around...

IDOL officially turned Christians Anon. last wednesday as the clark brothers and Dolly Partoon proved you don't have to be poor and desolate to believe in god.

Boobs, Baileys and Being Bitchy To Bitches.... Our Weekend...

Hidey hoes, well wasn't this weekend just a fruitful one? Yes? Wasn't it just! No? Bah, you're a lucky bugger!
Anne decided to host a BBQ on saturday, we weren't sure if we wanted to go, Anne has been quite rude in the past week, quite double standardish, and we knew that Anne didn't want Louise to go but we were invited so Louise wanted to come, fair enough right? Not according to Anne, but then again she is the type who will one minute talk to you about... Beer, for example and then 5 minutes later claim that it's "the worst thing ever and so sick of it", all because she doesn't want to talk about it anymore and regardless of the other persons feelings she will rudely brush them off. Problem is she started that conversation about beer, so it leaves the other person feeling quite pissed off at the rudeness. But that's younger sisters right?
Should it be? Should a girl have to worry about her friends turning around and snapping/abusing her little sister? I don't think so, so then the little sister should stop being a rude little cow. We don't have that problem since our friends are each others friends and anyone we don't like we've generally agreed upon, though we've had our moments...
But this week Anne stooped to new lows... She invited us 2 to the BBQ but not Louise, so when the 3 of us rocked up after our daily jog she her mood immedately changed to one of grump. Although having said that a few people had already left the party due to party poopness so this was going to be interesting. Mind you poor Louise not feelign welcome in her own house!
We took our singstar microphones to hook up to her PS2 but she snatched them off us and threw them on the ground, William went to say something but was held back, Elisha nearly screamed. So what if you are in a bad mood, those things are worth a fucking hundred bucks don't be throwing our shit around PLEASE.
Then she immediately asked us if we had bought her the disc of Idol episodes we recorded for her from fox 8, we had forgotten them so she stalked off. pfft, SORRY! Last time we gave her idol episodes was a few weeks ago and she kept putting it off watching it and then told Louise she didn't care. But then caleld us up the night before the barbie asking for the next lot of episodes! So what is it do you care or not? Cause this hot and ocld bullshit is just that, bullshit? We are big idol fans but we don't expect our friends to be, but also if we decide to talk about it we don't appreciate being patronized and spoken too like children then messed around as such. Anyways...
Annes friend Steph was there of course, they are best friends and Anne is dating Stephs older brother (which is it's own little soap opera) but then Anne wanted to play spin the bottle with everyone and Steve, the boyfriend, said he dind't want to kiss anyone else but Anne so Anne kicked him out, after abusing him of course, and poor Steve went home and drank himself into a stupour, but that's how Anne leaves you feeling alot of the times, like it's alright for her to say something but when you do it's not good enough. Wish she'd stop it, she keeps burning people and will one day end up lonely.
Anyways, Steph had clung onto us from the get go and wanted to come back with us to relax in the jacuzzi and listen to Bobbys cd, of course Anne just had to pronounce how she hates idol but (cause she's been watching it) the American one is "100" times better than Australian Idol. Which isn't how she really feels but knows it'd piss us off to hear, girl, pfft, get over yourself, if someone talks to you about idol, be hapy someones acknowledging you to talk to you, ya know, there are tonnes of people out there who people DON'T go to, EVER, and that person is left lonely and forgotted about. And you have people actually WANTING to tlak to you yet you'd rather leave them feel like they are an absolute burden on you!!! That's really not nice. How bout fucking appreciating the people around you who are there with open arms, and not being the ice queen. She did it to Elisha last week, acted like she was all interested in a painting we did of Louise, but then when we actually come to show her the picture she didn't even look at it and said she had to go, 2 seconds wouldn't have fucking hurt, and if she felt jealous then STOP IT, we can paint you too ya know!
Ok so back to the party, we ended up playing truth or dare and poor Elisha had to do naked sommersaults on the trampoline but the most William was dared to do was rip a bong and skull a glass of baileys before blowing it out, which he did cause he's gay and good with certain things...
ANYways, Anne dared Louise to do something totally innapporpriate and when Louise and everyone else said 'nah man' to her knocking on old man Bluths bedroom window at 2am at night, the poor old man is widowed and 90 years old, we aint being responsible for him having a heart attack. And when william said that Anne jumped up and claimed to be having chest pains and "why don't you all care about ME, I COULD be haivng a HEART ATTACK!" and she stormed off outside, we coudln't help but laugh at the thought of her having a heart attack since we dind't think she had a heart.
We all sporadically made our way outside around the fire and Anne immediately made a move to go back inside again proclaiming to be having a heart attack so William, on a whim that noone would hate him, said aloudly "First ya'd bloody shut ya mouth and THEN ya'd have ya heart attack" and the back door was slammed. Everyone outside, pissed themselves laughing, noone ever stands up to Anne as proved when Steve was forced to go home at 1am!
At about 2:30 we had had enough of the soap opera antics of Anne and her friends, and Annes cold hearted one sided attitude to people, believe it or not Anne, I know you'll read this, you aint the only one who works, or is busy for that matter, but even when we are busy we STILL lend a fucking helping hand to you . Steph uneasily proclaimed she was coming back with us which made Anne even worse, in fact it made her call Steve who then told Steph to have a blast but not to drown in the spa, fair call. So Anne snatched the phone back and we left.
We got back here and 5 minutes later Steph was called and had to go back since Anne was livid that and she thought Louise and us had planned the whole thing, which is completely untrue since Steph was upset at her friends and needed some different company for a bit. Either way we all stayed at the BBQ far too long as the soapie dramatics just ruined our so far fun weekend.
It's monday now and Anne still hasn't spoken to either of us, Louise is in the dog house, and the portrait of her is prety much dog food by now, it's funny how one person being so rude to you can ruin your happiness about something.
We didn't even get very drunk, weren't allowed to, our 1 litre bottle of Baileys emptied of it's last drop and yet we still were too focused on having fun that we didn't actually have much!
Yet we wasted sunday by sleeping it away however we finally watched Enchanted and dind't really like it!

GREAT.

How was yours?


love, us

Footy tips - Round 3

ok here goes round 3...

Friday:
Western bulldogs vs St.Kilda: Both StKilda DOGGIES WON!

Saturday:
Kangaroos vs Hawthorn: Elisha, Hawthorn William, Kangaroos HAWTHORN WON!
West coast vs Fremantle: Both West Coast FREMANTLE WON!
Brisbane vs Sydney: Both Brisbane SYDNEY WON!
Essendon vs Carlton: Both Essendon ESSENDON WON!!!
Sunday:
Geelong vs Melbourne: Both Geelong GEELONG WON!
Richmond vs Collingwood: Elisha Richmond William, Collywobbles COLLINGWOOD WON!
Adelaide vs Port Adelaide: Elisha, Port Adelaide William, Adelaide


Woah hoochy mumma we've tipped alot the same this week.

And Elisha usually laughs at my tips, HOW RICH OF HER!

With one game left in the round, the tally currently stands at Elisha:15 and William:10... who will get the South Aussie game!?

So The Boy Says...

Yay IDOL! WOO!


But yeah so not a cuntree music fan... really only a tree fan....


anyways, Ryan Silly Seacrest decides to prank us and considering we watched this with a 5 hour delay the joke is somewhat lost on us.. well not really it just made him look like a tosser as we sit smugly comfy and warm on our recliners by the fireplace on the 2nd of April.


So anyways on with proceedings...





BROOKE: Jolene, Jolene, JO-LE-E-ENE! Starts off all knee slapping fun, love it! Brooke seems really at home in the country....





DAVID C: Little Sparrow, isn't that what Carly did in Bealtles week? badoom chhhh, his own arrangement though, finally! Ooh it's all broody and stuff, I liiiiike! Voice sounds great and settled, works the balldry of the song really well, drums are moody too and love it!





RAMIELE: Does she ever cross our mind? Hmm, not anymore I'm afraid...





JASON: Oooh hunky funky start, dunno this song title but oh well, we missed it cause we were discussing our indifference towards Ramiele Pinay. This is another consistent performance however that's the problem, WE WANT MORE! Well, less instruments, MORE JASON!





CARLY: Here We Come Again, Dolly likes this choice and I kinda do too, She sounds a tad different, maybe controlled, comfortable, pretty, ehoey, Awesome big note, love it!





mmm... lemon and tequila...mmmmmmm





DAVID A: Goldust or some disneyish crap, BRING BACK THE FARNSY! He can hit the big notes but he has a horrid callaeic sound in his voice, top 6 at most. Simon says on the money but he said tha about Kristy last week so his opinion no longer counts.





KRISTY: Sings some Joseph coloured coat tripe, this is shit when it should be red and yellow and pink and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and olive and ruby and violet and...





SYESHA: Cl-iche much? When will this girl ever learn? Stupid generic song choice. You don't go from the bottom 2 one week to fucking attempting WHITNEY DOES DOLLY!!! Silly girl, I know the result has happened by now so here's hoping that the previous 3 performers are there!!!!! Go back to 'The One' it might be sufficient but this is season 7, for mediocre balladry see season 1-3 and 6. Thatnks for WASTING OUR TIME YOU THREE!!!





MICHAEL: Silky, sexy, smoothy, soulfully, masculine, out sings everyone Randy says Blazing Hot: AMEN SISTA!





Awesome night of Idol once again, Michael definetly the standout tonight, David Cook also awesome, Brooke and Carly none too far behind. It sucks about Chikky you bastards, he was cool and his niche was country rock and he out sings that silly Klitsy bitchy.





Rammy, Syesha and Kristy Lee for bottom 3 with Kristy to go already!